MISS THE NO MAN

MISS THE NO MAN
Matchmakers


It wasn't long before Kirania came out. He did not find Yoga, but his bag and motorcycle were still parked in the yard of Pakde Danang's house.


" Young Yoga is going to Mushola, Ran." Bude Arum who appeared from behind told Kirania where Yoga was.


" Oh ...."


" Ran, it seems like Bude agrees you're the same one, the person is simple, sholeh, it's worth it to you."


Kirania rolled her eyeballs. " What, anyway, Bude? Our people have nothing, really." Kirania was feeling pushy.


" Now there's nothing, but tomorrow there's something." Bude Arum tease.


" Bude, iihh .. not good if it sounds the same Yoga."


" What do I sound like, Ran? Ariston ...." Suddenly the sound of Yoga came from behind Kirania, Immediately making the beautiful eyeballs of Kirania round.


" Waalaikumsalam, Nak Yoga has finished praying?" Bude Arum who is.


" Already, Bude." While smiling Yoga answered Bude Arum's question.


" Yoga boy, his smile is so sweet. There's a dimple like that, handsome like a favorite artist Bude youth first, Adam Jordan." Bude Arum tekehe.


Yoga laughs showing her beautiful teeth. " Bude could have, but my handsome what is he, Bude?" Yoga slippery.


" Ganteng Nak Yoga, because the original Bude see with his own eyes. That Adam Jordan only saw on television." Bude Arum chuckles again." Yeah, well, then Bude stayed behind first, yeah. You accompany Nak Yoga first, Ran. Bude wants to prepare lunch, Nak Yoga invited all over." Without waiting for approval from Kirania, Bude Arum immediately passed leaving Kirania and Yoga both in the living room.


" I'm sorry Bude, yeah." Kirania felt bad.


" It's okay, I'm happy even, to be able to chat jokingly with your Bude like that, it feels like talking to your own mother" said Yoga.


" I thank you very much, Yoga. You have helped me a lot" Kirania said sincerely.


" Not to be taken lightly, our duties as fellow human beings will have to help each other. Yesterday and today I might help you, who knows tomorrow it's you who help me."


Kirania turned to Yoga. " What do you need my help for?" Kirania scrunched her forehead.


" Seek please, don't be rejected if I play here tomorrow." Yoga chuckles in saying that sentence.


" Oh, Kirain asked for help." Kirania turned her face away, because at that moment her face looked blushing.


Meanwhile somewhere else, Dirga opened the door of her room slightly rudely. What he saw earlier near his campus instantly made his mood deteriorate.


" Who's that guy? It's not clear what his face is." Dirga looks carefree when she sees the scene where Kirania is being held by a guy, and seen by him Kirania does not refuse or show a jutek face when interacting with the guy. Distinct from Kirania's attitude when dealing with her.


" Fuck, how dare he walk with another guy!" Dirga threw her backpack towards the study table making some of the items on the table was scattered and even fell to the floor. After that he threw his body on the bed while rubbing his face rough.


" Can't! There's not a single guy who can approach her besides me!" dirga's determination in heart.


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" No, what's your target? I see it getting further and further, chances are you can get rid of him." Arif one of Dirga's friends asked as Dirga gathered at a cafe.


" Guild her, Rif. She's even walking with another girl, hahaha ..." Reuben chimed in.


" Relax, Bro. Not even a two-week road. The deal's a month I can get him to his knees." Dirga casually replied while sipping a coffee latte.


" Nearly two weeks?" Doni another Dirga friend chuckled, " Usually you only take less than a minute to make a girl bend her knees, now? Ngadepin girl kuper model she just feels really tough, Ga." Doni did not stop his laughter.


" He's different, Bro." Dirga quickly.


" What difference? Both are hollow, right?" syndir Doni.


" difficult, Don. This one's still tight." ruben was greeted by another laugh.


" By the way, for almost two weeks now, have you anything else about that kuper?" Doni looks curious.


" So isn't she a girl yet?" Arif who started the conversation again asked.


" New nempel dikit lip doang, but not until I lu mat, uh kegep citizens first." He remembered what happened last Sunday night.


" Citizen kegep? Meaning, lu?" Arif squinted his eyes.


" Yes, when I came home on a date yesterday, right in the car he fell asleep, I didn't see his lips. I just want to kiss the car." Dirga again sipped his drink.


" And?" Doni also looks impatient to hear the story of Dirga next.


" And I tried to kiss him, but I hunted the citizens, I was accused of wanting to do pervert with them." Dirga's words suddenly made Doni, Arif also Ruben chuckled.


" Seriously, you?!"


" What happens after that?"


" But it's true, don't you want to be perverted?"


The three of them asked.


" Yes we are almost paraded citizens. Baby, no, anyway? A Clown Dirgantara continues to be paraded by the masses?" Dirga pressed her shoulders. " I did more than I did to him all this time safely, Well this is just a nempel bit doang already want to be beaten by the citizens."


" Open your, Ga." Doni sneered, which was again greeted by another laugh.


Without them realizing it, someone was watching the four of them with a cell phone recording their activities talking. A thin grin was imprinted on the corner of the person's lips before he finally rushed to leave the cafe.


While the chatter inside the cafe between Dirga and his friends continued.


" What happens after that?" ask Ruben.


" I'm not happy, dong! Uh, I got beat up by three guys at once."


" Sadistic Wuuihhh ...! Truly apes you, Ga." chimpal Doni again.


" Continue, continue ...?" ask Arif back.


" It was fortunate that Prayoga happened to pass by that."


" Prayoga? Kaya never heard that name" said Ruben.


" Prayoga won the scientific contest yesterday, didn't he, Ga?" Arif curious.


" Yes, he helped me last week."


" Well, then you meet a commensurate opponent, Ga." Arif patted Dirga's shoulder.


" You mean, lu?" Yoga seemed confused in response to Arif's speech.


" Today I saw him go home with the girl, a bit vague I saw him but his face was very familiar, just as you said Prayoga, Prayoga, I just remembered that the guy I saw that girl was Prayoga."


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