Mob Without System In Naruto
Eiji Nakamura's

prologues

Have you heard of the multiverse theory?

It is said that there is an infinite number of universes, and each of them manifests itself in a mixed form of every possible outcome – which means there may be a universe where swords and magic exist or a universe where the roman empire exists didn't fall.

My next question is: have you ever heard of a country called Russia?

You may be wondering how these questions relate to each other, so let me tell you what happened to me and how I am in the current situation that cannot be explained by logic.

I am a student, who went to study abroad in Russia.

What is my nationality, does not matter, because first of all, I am no longer in this world, and secondly, because there are more important things to know about me: for example, I am not in this world, I am the true master of memes – I always have the right meme for every situation and consider myself intellectually above ordinary humans.

Either way because of my supreme humor and suicide jokes, I easily get along with the locals in Russia.

So yesterday an acquaintance there named Igor, sent me a message that I should come to him because he made his own homemade vodka.

I'm not a person who drinks a lot, but I think since I'm here in Russia, I should definitely try some homemade food.

Little did I know that Igor fucking made something that really wasted me, so I woke up in a different world – or rather reincarnated.

I don't know how and why, but my memory suddenly came back to me when I was 3 years old, and to my surprise, I was, I realized that this is not the earth but still the world that I know: yes, it is the world of Naruto. ..

Although I enjoyed Naruto a lot when I was a kid, and read some bad Chinese fanfic, to be honest I am not happy to be isekai here, the reason is because I am a nameless monster and secondly: I am a:

WHERE'S MY CHEAT SYSTEM????

After the initial shock of the realization of my incarnation, I calmed down and observed my situation.

First of all my name is Eiji Nakamura - a normal-sounding Japanese name - which I am quite happy about because there are weird names in this world that can only be described as child abuse like for example Boruto or the naming of a girl after a muscular sword - holding barbarians.

HOWEVER, what I don't like is, me and my family are complete mafia characters - you might ask why I am so sure of this...

Well, I don't remember ever seeing Nakamura in the anime and my parents weren't even Jonin. THEY ARE JUST CHUNIN EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE ALREADY THIRTEEN!!!!

It was not even the saddest part.they had just been promoted to Chunin because they had somehow survived the Nine-Tailed rampage in the village. They really did nothing but stand by and watch over the Barrier protecting all the children including myself.

I guess her promotion was a fact, that my mother had just given birth to me 2 weeks before giving birth and she was not in her peak condition to fight but still chose to - but honestly, she said, I doubt it will really make a difference performance-wise.

They are a type of shinobi that can only use some basic ninjutsu such as transformation techniques and throwing some kunai.

To be honest, they were not part of any shinobi family, so they did not have any special ninjutsu...

After all, my father's name is Satoshi and my mother is Kimiko. They both come from non-shinobi families.

When I asked him why he wanted to be a shinobi rather than inherit the business, he said: "Son, in this world you can't have a harem if you're just a tanner. The only way to collect a harem is to become a great shinobi!! I failed in my dream, but I'm sure you'll go ahead and collect the harem?....Honey, what do you want to do with this pot?"

My mother chose to be a kunoichi to support her family financially. Although he was also weak, at least he was not brain dead like my father and overall was a pretty serious and resolute person.

It seems I inherited more looks from her side: black hair and a grumpy looking face.

So, anyway, I'm now 5 years old, and usually when you regain your memories from a past life, you have to be careful not to act differently, right?

To be honest...I kind of forgot to pay attention to it, but I don't know how but it somehow worked and my parents' behavior towards me was still the same.

Satoshi POV

5 Years ago, roughly when the fox spirit invaded the village, my son was born.

By the way, many people in the village would curse when they thought of today, but to me, it was a lucky day!

I just stood there doing nothing, while the others were fighting on the front lines, and when all this was over, I was suddenly promoted to Chunin?!

Well, at first my wife and I were very worried; Eiji, our son, was a bit slow and not considered very smart...he's one of those kids who will eat glue if you don't notice him for a second.

Because I was worried I went to a store that sold pills for shinobi.

When I told the old granny there, if she had a pill for brain power, she gave me a special one and told me, If she has a pill for brain power, she's given me a special one, it should only be used in emergencies on the battlefield as it has tremendous side effects.

I always knew that I was smart, but giving a stupid child brain enhancement pill was one of the best ideas I ever had!

I wonder why no one had an idea before me? I definitely need to publish this idea.

After all, when I came back, I immediately gave him the pills, that was when my wife Kimiko came home.

He asked me what I was doing, and when I explained to him my brilliant plan .... well I just remember his face looking like he wanted to kill me - hey there's no reason to be jealous that I was the only one who came up with this clever idea.

Strangely enough I fainted after that, and when I woke up I had fingerprints all over my face, life was sometimes really mysterious.

Well sometimes later Kimiko comes home with our son, apparently, they are in the hospital - huh? did my child get the flu or something?

After that, she acted a bit strange but since she didn't eat glue anymore everything would be fine - it's just that Kimiko was still upset until now.

Is he still jealous of my genius idea?