
You always stay in your room, they say...
Go to the park and find a friend, they said...
Now I'm here in the park sitting on a bench and watching the other kids.
"I don't have an idea"
How do shitty brats make friends with each other???
Hmmm ... in my college days, you just had to offer free beer so maybe .. not better not.
WAIT UP!!!
Why am I even thinking about that shitty brat!
The world of Naruto is a dangerous place to live in!!!
Let's get my mind back to more important topics.
Ever since I regained my memories, I have found several options:
Option 1: live a quiet life as a non-shinobi, what will only wait for me is the era of Boruto - where the goddamn aliens attack the planet day and night!!!
Option 2: Get a Sharingan or a tailed monster - if I want to kill myself, it's best to do it less painfully.
Option 3: Become strong enough to be able to travel the world and then hide in an insignificant place...
Option 3 is probably the best.
So the next question is how strong is good enough?
I should at least be strong enough to be able to handle some small fries right?
So I guess around Jonin's level?
Okay, that seems achievable even for a mass like me.
So next is how can I achieve this?
If I just followed the normal shinobi career path by going to the academy and then just doing missions, I would just end up like my parents who only knew how to throw kunai.
So to be Jonin's level, I need real ninjutsu, he said,
I think when you're a Chunin, you can learn some elemental ninjutsu from scrolls that you can borrow.....Wait what my parents did?
If they learn it, I can ask them to train me, but I think they are happy because they are not Genin anymore.
They really have no ambition at all.my dad has ambition but don't talk about it.
I would be considered a sought-after blood-red ninja and would be in the Bingo Book, but it was still better than being forced to fight a raging Madara.
Graduating from the academy should be easy because I know which jutsu is being tested as a graduation exam.
Yes it will be as easy as I steal candy from the children hehehehe
I also know the contents of the Chunin Examination where Naruto and the others will participate.
It won't be that easy.
First of all, I need to make sure that my assigned Jonin will allow me to participate in this particular exam.
Furthermore, I need to impress the staff there, so that I can be promoted like Shikamaru.
But this will be very difficult, given how stupid these few generations are - I will legitimately compete with monsters.
But the problem is, if I do not participate in this particular exam, I am not at all sure that I will be able to pass the Chunin Examination in the future without abusing my future knowledge!!!
Just look at the stupid first test!!
How does a normal person know that you have to cheat!!!
So the only thing I can do is make sure that I will be strong enough until then.
Asking my parents to train me would be a waste of time so let's look elsewhere.
Well, somehow it's beneficial to go outside to think things through so let's go back home...
But why do I feel like there's something I've forgotten?
"Oh, welcome to Eiji's house, can you make friends?"
Ohright...
"Yes I'm now friends with nature and decided to stay in the forest, I just came here to tell you"
"..."
"I was just kidding. Anyway, what's for dinner?"
As I walked inside, I heard my mother mutter: "This damn pill makes it weird..."
I wonder what he's talking about?