
When Anko heard that, even though she was smiling, her entire face twitched.
He wants nothing more than to go in and hit her in the face until you can call it modern art.
Of course, he was not allowed to do things like the chief check officer, but because of his personality, he would still do so if a Konoha shinobi did not appear who shouted: "Bad news, miss Anko!!! "
"What is that?" - Anko
"Corpse! Three of them..."
"Corpse?!" - Anko
"Dead and very strange. Please see for yourself!"
He disappears along with the shinobi, leaving team eleven with their barbecue alone.
"..." - Kotaru
"Why make a face like that? You know, it's a barbecue, you have to enjoy it yourself. I also have some soft drinks.." - Eiji.
While his teammates held an awkward barbecue, surrounded by the sounds of fights and shouting, Eiji thought: 'So it's almost time.let's finish the steak first.'
His real plan was to go to Anko after his fight with Orochimaru, to get help from him after helping him with his injuries!
But even though he was strong enough for a Genin, in terms of scouting he was truly terrible.
His teammates also did not excel at scouting.
So the easiest way is to observe Anko.
From the beginning of this test, he searched for his chakra, and it was likely that he was still at one of the gates.
Of course, his plan was not bulletproof, as he had now just gone to investigate the bodies - the people Orochimaru killed and took their identities.
But at least he knew now that a fight was about to happen.
Finding someone is much easier if you know when the target is active than just randomly guessing where and when.
Now he just needs to guess where.
After finishing his steak, he told his team-mates: "Jo, nature's call. Keep my barbecue equipment until I get back!"
But he doesn't need to pee or poop - actually he just doesn't want to share Anko's kindness with them!
If he was the only one who showed up with a box of P3K and a cold beer when he was injured, of course, he would be grateful.
When he asked her to return the favor in the future, she would ask him to teach her the snake summoning jutsu.
With that, he could learn wise fashion!
The original plan was to become strong enough and then go on to live a quiet and happy life, but there was no harm in becoming stronger just in case.
Of course, he could also ask Naruto in the future to teach him the frog summoning jutsu, but too many dangerous things would happen by the time Naruto had already learned it, he said, and Eiji wanted to leave before getting involved in all that jazz.
After all, because he was lousy in reconnaissance, he summoned a shadow clone, which would walk in front of him, so that if he triggered some sort of trap, his clone would see the other side, not him.
Since he did not know where he was, he only moved in the harshest direction.
It was already dusk, so most of the teams stopped their fight to prepare for the night, so not much of a fight had happened.
In the second fight, he could see the snake attack from afar.
'Cangolin...'
He looked for a place at the top of the tree to observe better, but suddenly became quiet.
'Are they finished?...WAIT UP! If Orochimaru came randomly towards me and saw that I was observing them, he might kill me...I just had to pretend like I was here at random and that I wasn't paying attention to them. Then he should think I'm a meaningless insect to him or something so he just ignored me!'
Instead of climbing a tree, he started urinating.
'Yes, being alone and away from my team to urinate should be the least suspicious thing to do!'
As he peed, he heard the bush he was peeing on rustling.
Eiji first thought he was pissing on animals.
But instead, it was someone who crawled out: this person looked like he was in a high fever and pushed his hand on what looked like a mark on his neck.
Anko looked at Eiji and was obviously not happy about receiving his golden shower.
'Oh no! Plan ruined!'