Mob Without System In Naruto
Oddball

When some medic-nin comes to retrieve Dosu's body, Eiji walks upstairs to the audience area, but he does not walk to his team.

Instead, he walked towards Sunagakure-shinobi.

"What are you-" - Kankuro

Eiji ignored him and walked past him and Gaara headed straight for Temari.

And then he slapped his ass.

"..."

Everyone witnessed his actions and was completely speechless.

"Jo, aren't I great there? How about dating?" - Eiji

Normally Temari would kill anyone who disrespected him, but the shameless Eiji shocked him so much that he was speechless.

"I regard your silence as no. Well, not everyone can understand my charm.." - Eiji shrugged while remaining by their side since the next match was about to start.

Was this the same person who had just killed an opponent in cold blood just a moment ago?

He's changing so fast again!

But now everyone knew that he was not as simple as they thought and did not believe in his actions.

"Geez, all the freaks here, I want to go home.." - Shikamaru.

"ALL PEOPLE?! ARE YOU GUYS REALLY CALLING ME OUT RIGHT NOW?!" - I'M NOT

"(Sound of potato chips)." - Choji

'I really wonder if the three of them will be fine.' - Asuma.

Meanwhile, Temari recovered from his shock.

He wants to kill Eiji instantly, but then he realizes there is a hidden paper on his ass, where Eiji slaps him.

'!'

"I'm going to the bathroom, I have to wash my clothes after being touched by this disgusting man."

"Hm? Do what you need to do, but make sure not to get lost." - Kankuro

"Hey, isn't that too rude?" - said the person who had just slapped a girl's butt without consent.

He ignored it and disappeared.

"..." - Gaara was as grim as ever and no one knew what sinister thing he was thinking.

"No, you don't have to. And if your opponent tries to kill you, don't worry I'll intervene before that happens." - Kurenai

"Uhm, Hinata I don't think now is the time to worry about it.." - Kiba pointed towards the screen, where the name for the next match was displayed.

That's Hinata vs Neji.

'Now there are other monsters besides Gaara and Eiji. Better start gathering some intel.'

He then looked towards Eiji who was next to him: "Hey, can you tell me about this Hyuga Neji guy?"

"Huh? Oh sorry, you want to know about Neji? Well, he's a Hyuga. The Hyuga clan is known to look ugly with its white eyes. When they activate his eyes, they become uglier.." - Eiji.

'THIS IS NOT HELPFUL AT ALL!!' - Kankuro

It's safe to say the thought of playing the same, with it ending with Naruto smearing Hinata's blood in his fist and vowing to defeat Neji.

But then when the next fighter is shown, it is actually Naruto's turn.

Naruto vs Akado Yoroi!

"You're just a loser who doesn't know his place. You swore to defeat Hyuga? HAHAHA I will crush you like a pest!" - Yoroi

"WHAT?! I'LL SHOW!!" - Naruto directly stormed his opponent.

But he was immediately thrown to the ground by his opponent, who grabbed Naruto's hand with his face.

"HAHA, how do you like it? I can absorb my opponent's chakra just by touching them!" - Yoroi

"WHAT? GET ME OUT!!" - Naruto tried to escape his clutches.

...

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! I KEEP SPAWNING YOUR CHAKRAMU BUT YOU STILL HAVE THE ENERGY TO FIGHT?! HOW MANY CHAKRAS DO YOU HAVE?!" - YOROI

"It looks like Naruto's opponent got the worst fight, this will probably last a long time." - Kakashi.

Meanwhile, Temari was in the bathroom where she could read letters from Eiji.

What is so important that a shinobi from another village would go to great lengths to give him a secret letter without anyone even realizing it?

To say that he was not nervous was a lie.

He took a deep breath and became calm.

Then he took the disguised letter from his ass.

But when he saw that the letter was glued with a booger on his butt, his seriousness and nervousness instantly disappeared!