Reincarnation of the God of Medicine
Chapter 246: High-level techniques?
"To create a high level upil you must straighten your index finger to a perfect straight. Remember to use your forefinger don't use your little finger let alone your thumb!" clearly the Lightning God with a serious look.
"Tu .. wait are you really teaching this slovenly habit of yours to all of us?" xiao Tian asked with a look of regret.
"Gu .. teacher, is he really your teacher?"
"Why can you stand with this cool teacher?" whispered the Fatty while bringing his mouth closer to Xiao Tian's ear.
Is this straight enough?" jingmi and Kaibo asked enthusiastically.
"Is this God trying to act stupid or trying to melt the mood?" thought Taiwu with his confused look.
"Do we have to learn that terrible technique?" thought Huanran and princess Jia Li while looking at the Lightning God with a look of disdain.
"It seems that no one takes my training seriously other than the two of you. Although you look smaller, your future is very bright because you obey my teachings" said the Lightning God with great enthusiasm.
Everyone except Jingmi and Kaibo looked at the Lightning God with their flat eyes. There was not the slightest bit of respect that emanated from the way they looked at the Lightning God back then. Seeing that the majority of people disliked the practice he taught, the Lightning God tried to persuade them all by saying,
"Don't underestimate this teaching technique of mine, you will definitely get hooked after practicing it seriously. Even a mountain can be shattered into pieces after I throw a small one-upil of my high level that has been made perfectly," explained the Lightning God excitedly.
"Uwaaa, I can't wait to level a mountain" Kaibo said excitedly.
"Jingmi doesn't like to flatten mountains, but I think it's useful for leveling enemies. So teach Jingmi that technique, teacher!" jingmi said excitedly.
"Alright, next coat your perfectly straight index finger with as much qi power as possible. Concentrate the power of the qi on your fingertips and breathe as much air as possible before putting your fingers into your nostrils."
"If everything has been done perfectly, insert the tip of your index finger so that your fingernails are not visible anymore" explained the God of Lightning with a serious look. As usual, Kaibo and Jingmi followed the direction of the Lightning God without the slightest hesitation.
Unable to bear seeing this, the Fatty told Su Yan about his opinion regarding the technique that the Lightning God had taught them.
"I can't believe this!"
"Jingmi and Kaibo really did it. What do you think about this God-level upil technique belonging to the Lightning God, Su ... Yan?" said the Fatty who was running out of words after seeing Su Yan insert his index finger into the nostrils with such a serious look.
Seeing Su Yan acting in such a manner, Fatty was at a loss for words because he did not expect that a person like Su Yan had a shameless personality. He peels with ease tanoa fear of being bullied by others.
"After reaching the end of the hole, enjoy the sensation of unparalleled pleasure before bending your fingertips. If you have reached the favor of the God level, pull out your bent fingertips while carrying the details of the pleasure grains to get out of the cultivation hole," explained the Lightning God while practicing his teachings.
"When the details of pleasure are successfully removed, attach your thumb to the tip of the index finger that is still bent."
"Take your index finger back and forth until it manages to form a perfect circle like someone wants to touch something, concentrate your qi power to the tip of your nail and make it a thrower of pleasure grains that will explode when it hits something.
While throwing a circle of these details, say an explosive style, God's upile technique!"
Simultaneously Su Yan, Jingmi and Kaibo threw out their nasal impurities towards the Lightning God with a serious look.
Sure enough the small circle created a tremendous explosion that made the body of the Lightning God was charred by the explosion.
"Thank God my body is at the level of a god. Otherwise I might have been killed by my own skill. Why are you attacking me simultaneously!"
"Why not find another target!"
"If you want to attack me, you should have said from earlier let me activate the protective array!" snapped the Lightning God with a look of annoyance.
"Ma .. sorry, we didn't mean to make you a test target. It's just that there are no other targets here, hehe" Kaibo said with a plain look.
When the Lightning God stared at Jingmi, he said the same thing as Kaibo. With the same expression.
While Su Yan was instead staring back at the Lightning God with an excited look. He casually said, "What do you think my peeling technique is?"
"Your thumbs are too bent, to create a God-level explosion you have to straighten your thumbs that are the pedestal when making a God-level circle."
"train again. Once you master this technique perfectly, I will teach you the advanced technique. You can double the amount of dirt on your nose so you can make as much ammunition as possible. Are you guys interested?" asked the Lightning God excitedly.
"Yes of course!" jingmi Kaibo and Su Yan said excitedly.
"Why are you guys quiet?"
"Do like Kaibo and the others" said the Lightning God with a serious look.
"Can't you teach us any more normal techniques?" huanran asked with a faint smile.
"I'll teach you the technique of squeezing mountains" said the Lightning God with a nosebleed.
As the eyes of the Lightning God were focused on Huanran's chest, the princesses Jia Li and Huanran immediately thought negatively of the Lightning God until finally intending to beat up the Petie God mercilessly.
"Hehe, I see ... ," said the princesses Jia Li and Huanran as they clenched their hands.
"Tu .. wait, that's not what I meant. You guys mistook what I said earlier. Everything you have in mind right now is a complete misunderstanding. The mountain I am referring to is not the two mountains you have, please hold your emotions in check," the Lightning God said as he walked back.
"Haih, stop. You wanna talk about whatever you won't believe. I'd better fight you guys. After all you will not be able to hit me because of the difference in strength that is far enough," said the Lightning God with a sigh.
The Lightning God intended to strengthen the body by coating it with qi power, but his efforts were in vain. Because when the new Lightning God activated that body-protecting technique, the technique suddenly turned off until it ended up battered in the hands of Huanran and Jia Li's daughter who looked upset.
Bakk bukk bakk bukk
The Lightning God became the monthly moon of Huang Li and Huanran who were beginning to get annoyed with the behavior of the Lightning God.
"Si ... shit, what style wukong taught these two women so that it could thwart my technique that I had activated first," thought the Lightning God with a battered face.
After beating up the Lightning God who did not resist, Huanran and Jia Li's daughter chose to go some distance away from the Lightning God and continue their training according to Wukong's previous direction.
Xiao Tian and Taiwu left the Lightning God and focused on training their respective techniques while waiting for Wu Kong to return.
The Fatty also went to follow Xiao Tian to train his sword technique leaving Jingmi, Kaibo and Su Yan who were still near the Lightning God.
"You okay?"
"Teacher?" said Su Yan with a nosebleed.
"Why did they hit you?" jingmi asked with a nosebleed.
"Hey Jingmi your nose is nosebleed, look good" said Kaibo with a nosebleed.
"You're with Kaibo, look at your nose" Jingmi continued, pointing to Kaibo's right nostril.
"Is this a side effect of the technique you taught, the God of Lightning?" asked Kaibo while looking at the Lightning God.
"Therefore, the more qi power you gather at your fingertips, the more blood will come out of your nostrils. But don't worry, because the blood coming out of your nose right now is dirty blood that's been building up in your nostrils."
"If you use this technique so much that your dirty blood runs out, you won't bleed in your nostrils again when you use the mouthpiece" explained the Lightning God as he stared at Kaibo.
"Is that so, so you're nosebleed because there's a lot of dirty blood in your nose, too?" asked Su Yan with a serious look.
"That's how it is" said the God of Lightning with a serious look.
"I have to hide the truth that I was carried away by a napsu when I saw Huanran's chest, or they will leave me too" thought the Lightning God with a nosebleed nose.