Reincarnation of the God of Medicine
Chapter 76: By the black stone
Xiao Tian and the Lightning God went to the market, in search of a stone, the Lightning God led Xiao Tian to the spot where an old man selling a lot of jade was.
The old man was famous as a seller of fake jade, therefore his wares were deserted, but there were only people who were deceived every day, mostly newcomers, but there were only people who were deceived every day, like a disciple from an outer sect who was following a demon extermination mission.
The lightning god pointed towards the black stone that was at the very front right corner, Xiao Tian glanced towards the stone, the jade salesman looked at the glance of Xiao Tian's eyes, his face immediately smiled, the jade salesman looked, it was as if it knew the purpose of Xiao Tian.
"Young master, are you interested in buying my jade?" ask the seller
"I just want to take a look" Xiao Tian replied
"Oh so, then please look around, sorry to spoil your sight, I'll get rid of the ugly black stone that ruined the scene." said the Jade seller while picking up the stone that Xiao Tian had lyricized when he first came
"Hey it seems like he knows your purpose, this guy is really cunning, be careful" said the God of lightning
"Yes, then I use the temple tricks not interested" said Xiao Tian
"Pak don't throw away the stone, I'll buy it for 2 silver coins" Xiao Tian said
"It costs 1 million gold coins, and you can buy it." continued the jade seller
"You said it's worthless, why it's so expensive!" shouted Xiao Tian
"If it's worthless, you don't have to buy it, do you?" ask the Jade seller
"It's really upsetting, patient patient, I have to be patient" Xiao Tian thought as he clenched his hands together
"Well then I'll go, no one is interested in the cheap stone, I told you I just want to see" Xiao Tian said
Xiao Tian stepped away, he walked slowly waiting for the seller to call him, but unexpectedly, there were people who bought the stone.
"Pak don't get rid of the stone, let me buy it" said a young man
"The price is one million gold coins" replied the Jade seller
"Ah is very expensive, I just need the stone to prop my ass, I have a stomachache in this market is difficult to find a stone, I just need a stone, if my ass isn't in the wedge I'm afraid my gold will come out before it gets to the public restroom, I don't need an expensive stone just give me anything that can stick my ass" the man said
"How much money do you have?" ask the Jade seller
"3 silver coins" the man replied
"All right, you can take it" said the jade seller
"Okay, thank you, sir" said the man
Xiao Tian heard all his talk, inwardly he thought.
"Damn he sold so cheaply to the man, 1 gold coin is equivalent to 1000 silver coins, he asked me for 1 million gold coins, but when someone else bought it he only sold 3 silver coins."
"Based on a fucking old man!" thought Xiao Tian
"Stop grumbling, go after the man, or you won't be able to get the stone" the Lightning God said
"You don't have to tell me!" said Xiao Tian
Xiao Tian chased after the stone buyer, at first the stone buyer was walking slowly for fear of his butt leaking, while enduring his stomach ache, he was walking so slowly, but when Xiao Tian chased after him, he was afraid of his butt, he suddenly ran.
"Hey you stop running there!" shouted Xiao Tian
"Although sir, I promise to pay my debt later, don't charge me now!" yelled the man
"Woi I'm not a debt collector, stop!" shouted Xiao Tian
"You can't fool me!" yelled the man
The man ran so quickly leaving Xiao Tian.
"Damn it, his running was so fast, it seemed like he was a combat general" Xiao Tian said
"Actually the cultivation is not that high, your cultivation is the same" said the God of lightning
"Then why is he running so fast?" asked Xiao Tian
"That is the power of the clippers, that is, the power of the poor."
"Fear of debt, and another one is afraid of conceding." said the God of Lightning
"Bobbed?" asked Xiao Tian
"You don't have to go after him because the goal is right in front of you, I guarantee he'll come back again" said the god of lightning
"That's it." said Xiao Tian
"But you have to hide so he doesn't see you" said the God of Lightning
Xiao Tian hid behind a haystack, waiting for the man to return to his destination.Accordingly, shortly after Xiao Tian had gone into hiding, the man walked over, while holding his butt hole covered in pants, he walked so slowly that he went into the toilet.
When he came in, he yelled, "no!"
For fear of something happening Xiao Tian kicked the toilet door.
Bruaks
He saw the man still wearing pants and there was a seat made of bricks, accompanied by a water channel under it, with a bucket to hold water
"So this is the shape of the toilet in ancient times?" said Xiao Tian
"Where have you been dumping shit?" ask the God of lightning
"I threw it away while in the forest by digging up sand, and buried it" Xiao Tian said
"Is there no memory of the owner of the body of the way he was removing the dirt?" ask the God of Lightning
"There is no memory of that" Xiao Tian replied
"Haih, the royal people have a special heirloom to be used as a toilet, the heirloom functions the same as a ring of space, able to accommodate many objects, it is, it's just that because it can only hold objects the size of a human fist, the heirloom is used as a toilet." explained the God of Lightning
"Oh yes." continued Xiao Tian
"Woi who are you, from talking to myself, maen broke down the toilet door, what do you mean say o so!" shouted the man with an annoyed face
Shortly thereafter, there was a strong smell.
"What is this?" asked Xiao Tian
"Damn it because of you I've conceded, I screamed because there's no water here, but you're making me out of it, damn it!" yelled the man
"Ah shit smells so bad" Xiao Tian said
"Close the door, lest anyone see me like this!" yelled the man
"Good good." said Xiao Tian
Xiao Tian closed the door and held the door with the wall he had created with the earth element.
"Damn it so you're a user of the earth element, even though I wish you were a user of the water element" said the man
"Just relax, I can also use the water element, your smell is so amazing huh" Xiao Tian said
"Hey why don't you control the air around you, so that the stench can't you smell?" the God of Lightning
"Ah right too, it's good that you remind me." Xiao Tian said
"Then again talk to yourself, has this man gone mad?" thought the man
Brott Brott
The man still felt heartburn so he could not resist farting with his dirt. Xiao Tian managed to control the air around him, finally he could only breathe fresh air, as it was relieved Xiao Tian said.
"I can finally feel the fresh air."
"It looks like this guy's brain is not sane, the smell of my fart he said fresh air, I just can't smell my fart" thought the man
"Hurry up and take your pants off and sit on that rock if you want to poop again!" said Xiao Tian
"But you'll be here" said the man
"Do you want everyone to know that you're pooping in your pants?"
"Just relax I'm a normal man, I won't lust after seeing you naked" Xiao Tian said
"Damn I can't take it anymore, my gold is coming out, bodo is so!" said the man
the man opened his pants filled with dirt, and continued to defecate while sitting on a brick.
Brott brott
"Ahhah the leg." said the man
"My eyes and ears were stained just for the sake of getting the stone that he used as an buttock sticker" Xiao Tian thought
Xiao Tian controlled the air around him to make the man's trousers float, he used the earth element to separate the stone he wanted, then controlled the water element to clean the man's stone and pants from dirt, he used the earth element to separate the stone he wanted, and then controlled the water element to clean the man's stone and pants from dirt, the water that had been full of dirt he directed into the sewer, and in an instant the pants and stone disappeared from the scene.
"Well, magic, is this the golden controlling legend?" said the man
"Gold your eyes, it's obviously dirt!" shouted Xiao Tian
"I also control the air to make your pants float, and clean them with the water element, while maintaining the wind element to keep the woe floating" Xiao Tian said
"It's rude of you to call it dirt, I always call it gold" the man said
"It's the first time I've seen people have 3 elements" the man said
"It's a secret between us okay" Xiao Tian said
"okay."
"I'm sorry I thought you were a freak, but you're a great freak" said the man
"You mean my weirdness is so great huh?" said Xiao Tian
"Hahahaha, finally someone is aware as well." laughed the God of lightning
"Shut up!" shouted Xiao Tian
"You'll talk to yourself again" said the man
"I was flabbergasted, because I focused on controlling the air in my nose, I forgot to use telepathy" Xiao Tian thought
"I came here only for this stone, you bought it so I will pay for it" Xiao Tian said
"You can take it, just think of it as a thank you, by the way can you help me clean my ass?"
"I'm done defecating" said the man
"Oh, I have to help offload a man, fortunately I can control the water element, I can't imagine, if I have to help him with my bare hands" Xiao Tian thought
Xiao Tian helped the man down, and took the stone he wanted.
"Okay, we're even" said Xiao Tian
"Can you dry my pants?" ask the man
"Alright I will help you" Xiao Tian said
Xiao Tian helped dry the man's pants, after they finished coming out of the toilet, but on their way out they were startled by the large number of queues outside the toilet.
"What did you do in the toilet for so long?" ask the people who have been queuing
"It's a relief, even though my butt hole hurts a little bit because it holds it for too long, it finally finishes too, this feeling of relief is like feeling the heaven of the world" said the man as he stepped towards the door
The man was surprised to see the queue outside, the residents looked at them with a look of disdain.
"Getting, a sore butt hole, holding it for too long, is like feeling the heaven of the world?"
"What are you doing in the toilet alone?"
"Have you become corrupted, for over time it became incompatible?" ask the people who are waiting for the toilet
"Damn haha, it seems like the ugly rumors about me will spread again" Xiao Tian thought
"Asem, why am I saying something that can make people misunderstand" thought the man
"Destroyed is my reputation." thought Xiao Tian and the man
"Don't just sit there and go, we're waiting in line to have a bowel movement!" shouted one of the men lining the front palimg
"Ah yes sorry, we will leave" Xiao Tian said
Finally Xiao Tian and the man left the toilet in a limp state, and were so frustrated.
"Destroyed is my reputation" Xiao Tian said
"Why did this have to happen to me" said the man