Reincarnation of the God of Medicine
Chapter 247: Return to the palace
Wukong and Wu Jing had returned from the sky palace. When they reached the emptiness realm they saw an unusual sight where Kaibo Jingmi and Su Yan and were practicing nose scraping so seriously while looking at the Lightning God who looked charred as a result of being targeted preceding.
"What the hell is this?" wu Jing said with a confused look.
"Can you stop teaching such disgusting weird techniques!" snapped Wukong while hitting the head of the Lightning God. His face looked so irritated that it wanted to smash the Lightning God without
"This is not a disgusting thing, this is a high-level technique that can make a high mountain flat" Kaibo said seriously.
"Look at the mountain of pleasure grains created by my labors" Kaibo said proudly as he showed a pile of nasal dirt that was piled up past his ankles.
"Bu .. details of enjoyment?"
"Tell me, whatever he taught you during my time away."
"And can you please explain where Xiao Tian and the others are right now?" wukong asked while trying to smile
"The Lightning God said that controlling the qi energy when inserting the fingertips into the nostrils is very necessary, because if you concentrate too much nasal qi it will bleed a lot. Although all that comes out is dirty blood, the blood is still needed by the body so it should not be spent in one stab."
"In order to control the power of the qi coming out, we had to practice so much while inhaling countless smelling impurities in order to create this pile of nasal impurities," Kaibo explained casually.
When Kaibo showed the beast shit he meant. Wukong instantly closed her nose as she said, "How can they remain sober after smelling this pungent smell of dirt," Wu Kong thought as he closed his nose.
"Then where is Xiao Tian and the others?" wukong asked while trying to smile
"Me ... they're practicing a little far from here. I don't know where exactly because I'm too focused on practicing high-level techniques with the Lightning God" Kaibo said excitedly.
"Jingmi, Kaibo .. , please be honest with me."
"Have you forgotten how to transform into an adult form?" wukong asked while trying to hold back the anger.
"Why are you asking that?"
"Of course we remember" Jingmi and Kiaibo replied simultaneously.
"Can you show me your adult mode right now?" wukong asked while trying to smile.
"Oh, sure," said Kaibo and Jingmi as she cast a spell in her heart.
It did not take long, they returned to the form of an Adult with a mature mind as well. Aware of what they had done while using the child version, Kaibo and Jingmi instantly crouched far apart while drawing a circle over the soft cloud land.
In their hearts they said, "Give disgust to the disgusting, what have I done. Absolutely disgusting."
After making Jingmi and Kaibo aware of what they had done, Wukong could only shake her head when she saw that Su Yan was still focusing on scraping his nose which already had no nasal impurities at all.
"What are you doing?" ask Wukong.
"I'm practicing," Su Yan replied innocently.
"Jingmi and Kaibo act like children because they are affected by their physical appearance as children. If they had not found the seal that sealed their pure strength, they would have kept it that way when returning to the child form. You can even think like a baby if you leave it on for too long. While you are a grown-up, even a prospective father. Why can it follow the silliness of the Lightning God ha?" wukong asked with a look of annoyance.
"You mean the technique that the Lightning God is teaching right now is sheer nonsense and useless?" su Yan asked with a confused look.
"Of course not, this technique is very useful. But it's not nose shit that should be used as ammunition."
"You can throw anything at it by concentrating the power of qi at the end of your nail."
"Either sand, dust, stone or cotton though. If you throw it with this technique, you can definitely blow up whatever is in front of you" Wu Kong explained with a serious look.
"My training method does look disgusting, but it's powerful enough to train your index finger to be perfectly straight. This technique was even more flexible when compared to the original technique. If there's nothing to be used as ammunition, and you're cornered under siege by the enemy. The only ammunition you can use at that time is nose shit that you can dig up at any time. So my message, just in case never clean your noses until the right and necessary time has arrived."
"Remember the peeling napkin that has a level of unparalleled pleasure, before you meet an enemy that makes you cornered," explained the Lightning God casually.
"Alright teacher," Su Yan said as he saluted.
"Cm .. wa ... Pe ... tir!" Wukong ran out of patience to hit the Lightning God with all her might. So powerful was the blow of Wukong, the God of Lightning to unconsciousness.
"Gu .. teacher," Su Yan said as he tried to awaken the Lightning God.
"Don't wake him up, quickly gather the others to meet me right now!" yelled at Wu Kong while emitting a killing intent.
"Ba .. good," Su Yan said as he trembled in fear.
After all gathered at the place where the Lightning God had fainted helplessly, Wukong opened the portal to the real world while dragging out the Lightning God with a somewhat irritated look.
"Is he really God?"
"Hopefully your prince has not contracted his ridiculousness" whispered Huanran as he approached the ear of Jia Li's daughter.
"If Yan Yan turns silly like the Lightning God, I will never think of him as my fiancee again" whispered princess Jia Li as she walked out of the portal.
"If you don't want to think of him as your fiancee anymore, you better give it to me. Hehe," said Huang Li who appeared just behind the portal when the portal had been sealed again.
"Just son, who will give Yan Yan to you!" snapped Jia Li's daughter while looking back.
"You said that yourself, right?" huang Li asked as she mocked Jia Li's daughter.
"I'm telling you if, don't you understand what the word means if!" snapped Jia Li's daughter with a look of annoyance.
"Oh .. , of course I know what it means. If I were you I would say something else. I will accept the prince Xiao Tian, as he is even if he changes his nature," Huang Li said with a faint look.
At first Xiao Tian and the others did not look back because they did not believe what they heard in their ears.
They thought that Huang Li's voice was just an illusion or a mere mishearing. But when they heard her voice again because they were arguing with Jia Li's daughter, they immediately turned to their back while saying, "Huang ... Li ... ?"
"Of everything?"
"Is your training going well?" huang Li said with a smile on her face.