Waiting for the Love of the Country
S2 | Absurd Family's

"Belom was breached when did blood come out?" asked Alan innocently.

Theresia glared at her eyes, "Yeah! Sorry Aa, off-limits date!"

Gubraaaagghhhh.......!!!

The first night is certainly the most anticipated by the newlyweds. But it looks like the universe is not on Alan's side, the heaven of the world he has seen turned out to spout lava that makes Alan unable to wart. "Jeez, it's drooling me! How is this fate?" alan looked down.

Theresia came out of the bathroom feeling guilty, "Sorry, A! I forgot that this date will be the arrival of guests," said Theresia.

Alan forced a smile on his face, "Nothing dear, next time tell the same guest if not invited do not have to come!"

Haaah? Where can it be, it's a monthly guest! Except Rere bunting, just didn't come! Alan.. Alan...

"You sleep, rest!" tell Alan to get out of bed. Theresa tightened her forehead, "Lho, where are you going?"

Alan sighed, "Ngelonin first, kasian the one who has been awake since, pegel salute grak continues! Must be sleeping first!" said Alan while pointing to something that has not been slack since.

Oh my God!

Theresia's face was met with red, seeing 'the akang' which she thought was creepy and ridiculous. Long enough Alan dated in the bathroom, he decided to soak in order to reduce his cravings that had peaked. "Sorry Brother Shinzu, I have no interest in playing with you. I don't want my tadpoles wasted" Alan muttered looking at a brand of body wash.

Geck.. Geck.. Geck..

"Aah! What else is in Dalem? How long, if the guy doesn't sleep so Rere kelonin!"

Alan ruffled his hair in frustration, "Well, just a second!" shouted Alan. His wife is adorable, but he has to hold everything up for a week. Alan moved and immediately put on his towel, fortunately he soaked with warm water.

"Nih, drink the sweet tea of the angel first. It could be the same Aa as a cold!" theresia.

"Haaahhh?? A cold??" Alan scratched his non-itchy head, what a hard ordeal for Alan. Especially at this time the wife is lying down using a satin-based nightgown that prints her body shape clearly.

A sigh came out of Alan's mouth, "Patience, Kang! Another week we are satisfied to eat a legit cake, without strawberry jam of course," Inner Alan.

He threw himself aside from Theresia, and hugged her tightly. "I love you, Aa. Sorry tonight I have not been able to carry out my duties as a wife" Theresia said.

"Nothing yank! Later it can be rapeled, seven times a day," said Alan and got a pinch from his wife. "Take medicine three times a day, emoh seven times a day. I can suck later!"

Alan laughed out loud, "Who said seven times a day to make way? Not a fuss anymore, but maybe you won't be able to get up" whispered Alan.

"Ckck, bummer! Alana tea said, he said that the first time Anuan was sick. Once he said & difficult road, let alone seven times. Not dear to me!" Theresa covered her face with her hands.

Alan giggled amusedly, "Inget the Mail, I'm so excited about Ain! Waahh turns out the curse he works, I became flooded with fanta factory on the first night! Look at him tomorrow I'm mocking him!" upset Alan.

Long enough to tell each other to make the two sleepy, they fell asleep while hugging each other.

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The voice of the morning adhan reverberated, Alan carried out his duties as a Muslim. Even though he is in a hitch, it does not mean Theresia lethargic. She had already woken up and cleaned herself up, she was also preparing for her husband's needs. Theresia made coffee and a small snack for her husband. "It was beautiful this morning, made coffee with the wife" said Alan while kissing the wife's cheek.

For a moment Alan was silent at the appearance of his wife, Theresia realized that. "I want to be a wife who is able to guard the honor of her husband, my sin is too much and I do not want Aa to have to bear all my sins. Guide me to being a sholeha's wife huh, A!"

Alan's heart warmed up he nodded his head and carried the wife into his arms. He was fortunate to have a wife like Theresa, although from the beginning his goals were different. But this time everything changed, Theresa was the answer to her life. Alan is fully responsible for his wife, and the love for Theresa increases.

At 7 a.m., Theresia and Alan decide to go to the hotel's restaurant. Both stomachs have been protesting for fill. Apparently, their extended family was already partly there. There is something a little different from Theresia, now she wears a hijab and a dress with the same color. Their family was so happy that Umm Ulil approached her daughter-in-law with teary eyes.

"Masha Allah, Ummi's daughter-in-law is very beautiful!" a warm embrace was felt by Theresa, then she remembered her now-defunct Mami and Papi.

The crying was felt by Baba and Alana, "Alhamdulillah, Re! May Istiqomah yes, we both learn!" Alana hugged her sister-in-law tightly. Alan was upset, because his wife forgot about him.

"Ckat! Gosah lebay! It's good to have you hugging Aa's wife, "sad Alan pulled Theresia into his arms. Suddenly it makes Ummi Ulil and Baba Jafran ranting. "You are hugging, ngadonin, ngulenin, marathon! Time is not satisfied!" baba Jafran's.

Hearing Baba's words, Alan became increasingly upset. His view turned to Husain who was busy eating omelette and fried rice. "No! For the Regent of Gesrek, use the curses of all oaths!"

"Ohuukk... Uhukk...." Husain who was appointed by Alan suddenly choked. "Papoy's swallows, you're sprained!" Alana gives a drink to her husband.

"My shell? What am I doing?" asked Husain innocently.

Alan pinned Husain's head with a spoon, "Lu yesterday I swear what? My whole, kabulin God, swear! Now pull that vow again, I'm keseellllllll!!"

"Bhaha!!" Despite grimacing, Husain laughed out loud as he recalled his vow to Alan. "Rasain you! Good kaga is flooded again in half! Mampooooss! Ahahaha!"

Hearing Husain's words, they held back his laughter. Alan looked at that and frowned in annoyance, while Theresia looked down embarrassed. Alan flanked Husain's head with his armpits. "Pull your oath! If I had pitesin on your neck!"

Bugh!

Alana punches the arm of the twin, "Please my man! It's nice to want you to pitesin, what's the title of my son! You are weird, even if the vow is pulled, the factory stopped leaking it? Kan'aga! Patience napa, I'm just because you're a new month of unboxing! We're one bali, maybe you're also unboxing her......."

Alan smothered Alana's mouth, "Dear I swear! You are the same as you, I can see that I am suffering!"

"Heh, you want to make my wife out of breath!" peeking Husain pinched Alan's waist. While the master did not want to budge, finally there was a pinch between Husain, Alan and Alana.

Holy hooch!

Cyra and Thoriq who had just descended were astonished, Cyra frowned. "Good, Mom! Look at the absurd family! Early in the morning have a pinch-pinch!" both of them chuckled at that.

"Stoooppp!!!" ummi Ulil's shrill voice made them immediately cover their ears, fortunately the entire restaurant was on a special reservation for the hotel owner.

"Lu kebangetan ya! Astagpirulloh, tea mane is old but really a boy! Maul, are you ashamed to see the same officers? Do not let ya no news 'Hotel owner main cubit-cubitan because of failed ngadonan ulen'. You are also Bang! Piraku Regent installments, shame on the citizens atuh! Gustiiiii... lila-lila high blood I tea!" omel Ummi Ulil with length times width times height.

They all held her head that felt dizzy, "I'm a disgrace to my mother! Can nag in three dialects and languages, Indonesian, betawi and sunda unatuin! It's so amazing!" muttered Alan.

Prok.. Prokkkc.. Prokkkc...

"The best of Baba's wife, it's more than the nagging mending us to eat!" bring Baba Jafran.

Laughter was heard throughout their breakfast. Only Fahri, Husain and Mirda's father did not speak. Because the rules in their homes were forbidden to talk while eating.

There was a rush of happy feelings from Alan's heart, especially when he saw Theresia and Cyra smiling and laughing freely. He promises to take good care of both of them, his wife Theresia and Cyra are his best friends from the moment they are in the womb.

"You do not get a holiday ticket from Bang Mirda, not so go dong? The factory is still flooded!" ledek Husayn.

Alan glared in annoyance, "Be so! Kan in Bali is not just want to doang, vacation or vacation! Refresh the brain, if the leaky factory can still go up the mountain!" alan smiled smilingly.

"Here, it bothered itself! I was hot-dripping up the mountain, but I could enjoy the valley below! There is yes, it uler shuffling itself in the cage! If you want, through the upper valley! But have to ask your wife first, what do you want!" baba Jafran.

'God! This absurdity is my in-law, Theresia's inner self. His face was now flushed because he had been seduced by his family.

Alan's mind drifted away, 'valley up? oh my god!'. Alan looked at his wife, then smiled to himself. He understood now what the Baba had said. "What will be full if you enter the upper valley?" alan's chirps made Theresia round her eyes.

'My husband's.. Oh husband... I want to stuff your mouth with my lips!' inner Theresia. Uh.......

The atmosphere was increasingly not conducive, some of those who understood the absurd language decided to just leave. "Mamoy, let's go to yuk's room! Danger here, fear of getting contaminated!" whiskey Husain.

"Mas, my ears hurt, sultry! I think a walk in the park is better, than this absurd family!" cyra whiskey. Thoriq agreed, he took the wife's hand. "Mas' mind is traveling, yank! Feel inspired if you are again an obstacle" whispered Thoriq.

Wohooooooooo lore... The absurd family virus has spread everywhere... Are you also contaminated, reader???? 😆😆😝

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