Don't Call Me Fat
Coffee shop.

"So you fainted" said devan.

"Well, how's Sumiati?" ask me.

"So there's been a lot of ustadz coming to help. The genie in Sumi's body had already come out, staying she unconscious from her fainting. Thank goodness you are not possessed as well as just ordinary fainting" explained devan.

"Thank God" I said.

Uh wait wait wait.

"Devan, is there a lecturer whose name is samuel sir here?" ask me.

"Yes there, he's my biology lecturer" Devan replied.

"Oh so" I replied.

"Why?" ask devan.

"Well, nothing" I replied.

The jinn sari must have told me through my subconscious.

Ah I don't want to take care of them. I shook my head to make Devan worried.

"Tell me if there's anything" said devan.

I'm just him.

Slowly Sumiati also woke up.

He looked around.

"Where is this? i why?" ask sumiati.

Other children also began to realize from his fainting earlier. All were told to go home by the school. To anticipate events so as not to repeat again, tomorrow teaching and learning activities in liburkan for a while.

"Let's just tell me outside, let's go home" Devan asked.

Sumiati just nodded.

We arrived at the front of the campus gate. The atmosphere was already very quiet, some had already gone home. This incident made the people around him stir.

Devan invited us to sit in a coffee shop located not far from the campus.

"Order what mas" exclaimed the mother of the coffee shop keeper.

"Warm coffee 1, the same fried 1 serving" exclaimed devan.

"His temen didn't order a drink?" ask the mother again.

"Oh yeah, what do you want?" ask devan.

"I don't like coffee" I replied.

"His name is ajja tea that coffee shop, neng geulis, here other mah sell also, there is sweet tea, fresh jasmine tea, there is chocolate ice blender as well, there is also, there is fried rice with yellow rice, a lot of oruh" replied the seller.

"Oh, the warm tea is ajja deh ma'am" I replied.

Sumiati was just silent like a dazed person.

"Eh I am the same, warm tea as well, suitable as the weather is cloudy, cold" said Sumiati finally.

Devan and I breathed a sigh of relief because Sumiati was back as usual.

"What the hell, why do you guys think of me like that, uh how my body pegel well, but do not do anything" said Sumi confused.

"Haha kecapean nari kali loh" exclaimed devan.

"Dari? ah , I'm not good at dancing, not just any, since when do I dance" Sumi protested.

"He was sinden while nari, you were possessed" I explained.

"Corruption? what's?! possessed????" pekik Sumiati makes a splash in a coffee shop.

I had to reprove to shrink his voice. Sumiati indeed had a loud and loud voice.

Devan and I told him the chronological story.

"Oh my God, I got goosebumps" replied Sumiati.

"Don't be too scared. It also includes the easy cause of his entry of fine goods" exclaimed devan.

"Yes hard stuff. Smooth ajja makes it difficult" Sumi had her joke at a time like this.

"But thank God it is good now all ajja" I replied.

"Devan, I can ask you to help" I exclaimed.

"Yes, what?" ask her excitedly.

"Anterin Sumiati is home" I exclaimed.

"What?" devan said as if he didn't want to.

"Pliss" I said.

"I got the driver" I answered lying.

"Hm. Good" said devan finally.

Not long after, Yugo's car is seen parking in front of the coffee shop.

He also got out of the car.

"Well, what kind of a mas pisan, what would you like to order?" ask the seller.

"Ah, no ma'am, I'm picking up my wife" replied yugo.

"How did you pick it up? not the driver?" ask me.

"I was horrified on the campus news that you had a mass trance so I hurriedly came to pick you up" replied Yugo.

"So sweet" said Sumiati.

"Oh yes Sumiati, devan, know this, this is Yugo, my husband" I exclaimed.

They also shake hands, get acquainted.

Sumiati watched Yugo from head to toe.

Sumiati.

"Why are you sum?" ask devan.

Sumiati ignored devan's questions, focusing on yugo.

"You seriously have a twin, you do not lie, alas ya lo nyakatin my friend, abis lo" exclaimed sumiati.

"So this is Sumiati's name, no stranger, because I've been your lecturer, although not for long, you misunderstand, I never betray, there's no time" answer Yugo.

"Oh so if there's time can ajja betray that?" sumi.

"It's not the concept either" yugo protested.

"Sumiati! want to go home, come on" devan protest.

"Eh wait a minute right now" said sumi.

"Don't be long, basic, already hitchhiking too" devan protests.

"Yes yaaa, ouh, a couple, moon maap nih yah, I first well, ojek bawel already nagging tuh" exclaimed Sumiati pamit while running to follow devan.

"Sucks your friend's dad, how can you be friends with you baby?" ask yugo.

"Hehe, the real thing is he's good, baby" I replied.

I followed Yugo into the car.

Along the way Yugo's face is worried.

"Honey, we already have no driver anymore well, maybe all we have left is our household assistant, gpp right" yugo exclaimed.

I smile.

"Gpp coke. I can bring my own car" I replied.

"No no, I'm the one who takes you, far away" yugo exclaimed.

"Well, how else?" answer me.

"We will soon move to the city, tea gardens and villas to sell papa" yugo exclaimed.

"So where are we staying now?" ask me.

"My house is ready" said Yugo.

"True, Alhamdulillah" I said gratefully.

"Yes although not as grand as your home, gpp right" said yugo.

"Well, having your own home is more than enough for me. What else is in town, so no trouble if you need something" I exclaimed.

"Well, the house and the car are my remaining possessions, sorry well, oh I was wrong, you are the greatest treasure I have today" replied Yugo.

I laugh not smiling or blushing. Because Yugo's speech is more towards the dreadlocks.

"Kok even laugh anyway", yugo protested.

"You're a dreadful abbot" I replied.

"Hehe, father's son how's the news, is he okay, you didn't get into a trance, did you?" ask yugo.

I'm shaking.

"No, I just fainted, maybe it was soy sauce" I replied while stroking my stomach.

"Ah thank God, the son of the father must be strong well, take care of the mother" said yugo as his one hand stroked my stomach.

"Fokus ajja nyetirnya" my protest.