Stuck With An Arrogant CEO
Honesty Oma
🌹VOTE DONG GAISS, MISS NO?🌹
David took a deep breath before entering his apartment. "Lily darling, I'm home."
No answer, the apartment looks so quiet. "Darling?!"
There's still no answer. "Lilly? Darling?"
"Dear dear, dear bird of your eyes," said Oma who came down from the second floor. "Why did you come home late, did your eyes start to get myopia not being able to see the clock well?"
David clucked lazily, he went to the kitchen to pick up a soda.
"David! Your eyes are myopic, right? Or did you just pluck your gray hair out at the barber shop as usual?"
"Oma, I went to the barber shop not to pull out the gray hair, but to pull out the hair that makes me itchy," David said not to accept with kejadia two years ago. "I'm not gray yet. I'm still young."
"Lily the young, you the old."
"Gosh," murmured David squinted his eyes at Oma's lips that were still moving calling her a rancid bule. "Mom…"
"What?!"
"Why hasn't Oma come home yet?"
"How can Oma go home when your wife has no friends, she keeps asking where you are. You can't be reached, Lily's so agitated, rancid."
"His phone is dead" David said, not to be blamed.
"Oh, dead. Did you bury him?"
David again shook his head while clucking not strongly against Oma. "Oma, what if Oma builds another Lambe?"
"Lambe what huh?! Lambe Jedin? Lambe Dower's? Manyun Lambe? Or is there no Lambe?"
David laughing. "If there were no Lambe Oma would not have been able to judge David."
"The base of the old bule," murmured Oma. "Meet your wife, she's worried about you a lot."
David finished his sodas. He moved to embrace Oma. "Heart on the road. Buskers are rife, do not let Oma confusion will joged which song."
"Basic rancid."
Oma left after David's arrival. David immediately came to his room and saw his wife lying there.
"Honey…. I'm home…."
Lily took a gulp, she took a deep breath.
"Your phone's dead, David. What the hell's going on? Why didn't you tell me you were coming home late?"
"Eum.. My phone's been stepped on by Oma."
"Huh?" Lily got up to help take off her suit. "Trodden how? Oma Daritadi is here, David."
"Don…." David hesitates, he's not good at lying in front of Lily. However, this is a big surprise. "I dreamt that Oma was stomping on me, and then my phone fell and died, honey."
Lily could not say a word, this was ridiculous, but Lily chose silence.
"What's…. You miss me, baby? You must be very worried about me. You can't live without me, I'm your breath. Is that right, honey? You must not be able to breath, like asthma? But this is love asthma."
"A. I'm worried, I don't have asthma symptoms."
David smiled, instead pulling Lily into his arms. "Don't worry, honey. Your medicine is here, don't be claustrophobic anymore. Your air has come. This rich and handsome man is yours, don't worry."
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David rushes to the phone on the walk in closet. "Where's oma?"
"Oma just woke up."
"How did you get up, Oma? David's going to the construction site. Oma came quickly, Lily had to be distracted."
There was a sound of Oma yawning. "Oma! Don't sleep anymore."
"Gosh, you're noisy like a cockroach!"
"The prayer doesn't sound, how can it be noisy?" David asked in annoyance.
David was silent for a moment. "really?"
"Of course not, wash rancid. Your title is many but it's often deceived."
"Geez!"
"Oma will come there."
"David…..?" Call wife.
David hung up the phone as Lily called. He's throttling. "Yes, Honey. What's up?"
"You ready? Gonna go now?"
"Yes, there's something I haven't finished yet."
Lily looks sad, she didn't get a hug from David all night. The man often moved away to call.
"Darling.I'll be home early today."
Lily was still silent, but she nodded.
"I'll come back to you, baby. Don't worry your handsome husband will just walk away. I'm loyal, handsome and rich."
"All right, you can go."
"Give me a kiss."
Lily tiptoed until she could reach David's lips. "Let me deliver lunch, I'm bored here all the time."
David had to nod. "Of course my dear."
And that's when Oma came by pressing the bell. Lily immediately went down after being kissed by David repeatedly, she smiled when she saw Oma coming with Eta.
"Oma, there's no need to come here if Oma is tired. It's still morning. Lily can come to Oma's house for gymnastics."
"No, let Oma come. Eta, prepare breakfast."
"Okay, Big Madam."
Oma pulled Lily to sit on the sofa. "Crazy…"
"Yes, Oma? What was? Oma looks agitated?"
"Actually.Oma is lazy to wear dentures. So Oma will open it, now Oma will be honest with David. How's it?"
Lily nodded stiffly in response.
"good. Oma will be honest, because if Oma drinks something fibrous and contains oil, her teeth sway. It feels like there's an earthquake in Oma's mouth."
Lily smiled doubtfully. "Oma can me..... What does Oma do?"
Lily was shocked as Oma took the tooth out of her mouth.
And Oma smiled. "To show it to David."
And that's when David went down while justifying the location of his tie.
Until Oma's eyes saw David, she approached. "David.see this," said Oma.
When David saw....., "Aaaakkhhhh! What's that! Oma's tooth is out!"
Hysterical david.
"Listen to Oma dul-"
"Aaaaakhhhhh! What did Oma eat so that Oma's teeth were taken out?! Stone stew?!"
David stepped back as Oma approached with her teeth. "Aackhh! I don't want to eat stone stews! Noooo! Oma toothless!"
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TBC.