Teach Me to Cheat
AAS 21: Four words

" What are you doing here don't you know if this is a forbidden area for making out." Akbar.

" But we are not. we are...." Aini stammered because she did not find the right words to describe her true condition.

" Huh, I know you're a married couple but you shouldn't be making out in front of kids who don't even understand."

" I think Brother-in-law has misunderstood me and Aini is not doing the thing that you thought she would."

" It's true that we were playing around and accidentally bumped into each other like this. hehe..." Aini said while scratching her head because in fact she herself also did not understand what she just said.

" Alright because you guys have been caught doing friendly scenes in the orphanage area. Now that I'm declaring you husband and wife, you can now change your Facebook status."

" Huh?" Aini and Daffa looked at each other and then again saw Akbar who gave his phone to Daffa.

" Look, you've been married for a few months but your social media accounts are still single."

" Gosh, does that matter?" Tanya Aini remembered her who had not used her social media account for a long time because this was also never put her photo there.

" Of course it's important. Your social media accounts are linked to these orphanage social media accounts So what if someone tries to find out and discover the fact that your status is single and tries to approach you."

Aini patted her own forehead then took Akbar's phone in Daffa's hands and immediately changed the status in her social media account to marry.

" Okay done." Aini said as she passed away leaving two men who looked at each other.

" Is He coming to the moon?. Why is his behavior so sensitive?" Ask Akbar.

" I don't know because I've never seen it."

" You have to look so you know when your wife's schedule is coming in the month so you can prepare yourself." Akbar said as he patted Daffa on the shoulder. While Daffa only smiled when he thought of the words of his brother-in-law.

*Look at it, do I have to look at this item to make sure that Aini comes month or not. Ah it must be a very embarrassing thing.

What would the world say if I forcefully saw something that even I myself do not know how it looks*.

" Sister may I ask you something about life?" Ask Daffa.

" Of course.."

" How can a wife listen to what she's trying to explain to her husband."

"If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman she'll eavesdrop." Akbar's words increasingly made Daffa feel that his brother-in-law was really not a brother-in-law worthy of a solution.

" Hey why does your face look so shabby. Come here, Let's sit down and have a glass of warm drink to refresh your mind. And I'll tell you a little bit about what happened a few months ago."

Akbar then invited Daffa to walk and find a very comfortable seat while starting to tell his experience.

"One day my wife's credit card was stolen . It's a relief to know that thieves spend less money than my wife. Haha."

" Why did you laugh.Bouldn't you not panic that the thief had already spent something and you had to pay for it?"

" Why?, let alone maybe thieves also need something to maintain their survival. And what I want to say here is that the wasteful part of the wife should never assume that it is excessive unless indeed your wife spends something that is not needed in household life or for herself. As long as he uses your money for a reasonable purpose then understand it. Because of the wastefulness of the wife as well to fill her stomach."

Daffa fell silent, he realized one thing that all this time he had never known what Aini was spending. Yang Daffa knew that every day could always leave money before he left for work.

"My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to pull me to her. One day, he was wearing a perfume that smelled like a computer." Said Akbar again.

" Why?" Ask Daffa who was astonished when he heard that Yuli was wearing a computer-scented perfume.

" Because she knew that I was always in front of the computer everyday so she ordered a special perfume that smelled like a computer and made me stay in front of her for a long time." Kekeh Akbar's.

"My wife also told me a few days ago that I didn't take her to expensive places anymore, so I took her to the gas station."

" Why did you take him to the gas station?. Shouldn't you take her to the mall?"

" Huh you this how the hell. You're a city guy but missed the news that went viral. Isn't it now that the price of gasoline went up Of course I took him to the station to let him know that what is currently expensive is gasoline."

" Where are you going?, the drink is not over why do you rush to go?" Akbar asked as he pulled the hand of Daffa who had stood up and was about to leave.

" I just felt my butt get stabbed by something because that's why I stood up and tried to look at it but it turns out I didn't find anything in my ass." Daffa said with a smile showing a row of his teeth and was forced to sit back.

"Daffa I'll give you the four most important words for a successful marriage, so take note."

" What is that?" Ask Daffa who seems to be interested in the discussion will be discussed by Akbar.

" Follow me..."

" Good..."

" I...."

" I..." Daffa began following Akbar with a hand counting every word Akbar would say.

" Will..."

" Will.." Daffa had already obtained two numbers and recorded them in the brain.

" Washing..."

" Washing... Money?" Daffa.

" No..."

" then?"

" The plate.."

" Hue?. I'm gonna wash the dishes?" Daffa.

" Yes.."

" But what's with the word I'm gonna do the dishes?"

" Look it will make your wife smile and will gladly serve you until morning." Kekeh Akbar whispered a little and looked to the right to the left for fear that Yuli would hear the four words that she always used as a weapon so that Yuli would accompany her to stay up until morning.

Daffa finally stood up and immediately left Akbar.

" Where are you going?"

" Look for Aini."

" For what?"

" To test the magic of the 4 words that Big Brother just gave me."

" But you have to make sure that you and Aini are actually in the kitchen and eating together."

" All right."

Daffa smiled as he tried to find Aini's whereabouts. And that smile became a triumphant smile as she saw Aini was in the kitchen and preparing for lunch.

" Aini must be ready to accompany me until morning." Kekeh Daffa who had imagined what he would do with Aini tonight.

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