Teach Me to Cheat
Chapter 51: Not fried rice

"Too often holding an eyebrow pencil can make the eyes go blind, if plugged into the eyes." Daffi said as he watched Fiona polishing her face.

" The mouth can also become swollen if you kiss with a wasp." Viona.

"Say sir Haji, the guy who does not want to go to Friday prayers is told to wear a skirt."

Hearing that Daffi who had just sat down immediately got back up and walked towards the mosque leaving Viona who chuckled at Daffi's behavior.

Viona always put all her makeup tools in and took out her cell phone, apparently her hands were very itchy to hear from Radit.

"I like you, you like him, but he's unfortunately not to you. Wkwkw funny huh? Love is this complicated." Viona said as she watched Radit upload her prewedding photos with women who were not Radit's previous lovers.

Viona only finds out if Radit's lover who previously loved another man and chose to leave Radit so that he was forced to marry another woman he had not long known to cover up the shame of the wedding invitation it was already spread but the bride actually went with another man.

"God has prepared the way for your life, but you have fallen." Yuli said when she saw Fiona lying on a chair near the orphanage which was also not far from the mosque.

" Uh Brother Yuli hehe. I'm sorry because of this photo, I forgot that I'm still outdoors now, not indoors."

Yuli smiled then sat down beside Viona.

" What do you see that you are so focused and unaware that you are lying outside?"

" Nobody is going to open Google anymore."

" Google?"

"Yes google. And does Brother Yuli know Google is great? But unfortunately as great as Google can not find our soul mate."

" Pffffttt, do you know you can mate from Google?"

" Yes if you can give a soul mate why not?"

" Lah right Google has given a lot of mate choice to you you just choose which one you want."

" Yes, but it's just a picture of him that's not the guy."

" Yes married the same photo you ask Google if you ask the same God you will be loved by the person."

" Hehe is that?"

" Yes.."

" Hmm, I've asked God but until now still not loved also his soul mate do I ask less?" Ask Viona.

" You look like a great kebelet ya want marriage, like a kebelet BAB already can not stand."

" Hehe Ya neither, but that sucked as well."

" Don't think about the mending soul mate think about continuing to improve so that when the soul mate comes you are ready."

" A ready to be proposed?"

" Well to be stabbed." Yuli said as she walked away from Fiona because she could not stand if Viona was already in short-form mode.

" Yes in residence." Screeched Viona.

Viona then decides to look for Aini because she wants to express her intention to return to the city and start running back her business which was delayed for a few days.

" Are you sure you don't want to stay here for a few more days?" Aini asked when Fiona had said that she would return to the city later in the afternoon.

" No longer is Mas Dafa already there to accompany you so I thought to return to the city pity my cooking will move my customers to escape all."

" When you go to the city and it turns out there is your soul mate who came nyariin how?"

" It's easy for me to share the loc just to take me to the city."

" Oh yes, it can be too."

" Hehe.."

" Who would you be if I didn't come home with?"

" Samanta."

" Who's Samantha?"

" Don't know I'm from nyerocos."

" Jeez Fiona I'm really asking you the answer is even slacking."

" Yes you are like the same SD child or nakut-nakutin if not go home with his parents will be kidnapped I am big yes of course I went back to the city to take a taxi you think I am going to town on foot?"

" Once you have wings, you've got them up."

" Haha, you can."

" When I'm home with you, maybe I'll be back in the city in a few days."

" Not later. Kan said that alone with a partner Then there is a third person then the third person is called a demon I am not even called a demon."

" Hahaha who would call you a real demon."

" Will you be the same Mas Dafa together you are already a couple and I am the third person of the devil."

" The word applies to couples who are not halal partners."

" Yes it's important to take care of yourself while on the way do not spread the charm."

" Yes who wants to spread the charm of people no one wants to be the same as me." complained Viona.

" If you can't convince and amaze people with your cleverness, confuse him with your stupidity."

" I mean I have to be an oon in front of those guys?"

" No, it also means you have to stay sane even though there is a level of stupidity."

" Aini what are you really talking about?"

" I don't know."

" Oh my God..." Fiona patted her own forehead then left Aini and went inside her room to tidy up her belongings.

In the afternoon, Fiona is ready to return to the city and is waiting for her booked taxi.

" Want to come?" Scream at Daffi as he sees Fiona sitting down and carrying her belongings.

" No. But take a shower."

" Bath where to bring a lot of clothes?"

" The planetarium."

" How long is it about how many hours drive there?"

" A lifetime."

" It's not so bad, I'm going home with you."

" Hue?"

" I also want to go back to the city, I'm here because I brought Mama to stay here while waiting for Daffa to return."

" But he said if it's not a halal couple, we can't both have demons."

" Yes good dong once his devil has a crush on you and you also like him and so your soul mate right."

" Athaghfirullah is prevalent."

" I'm sorry for the devil's joke. Do you want to be with me or not?"

" Don't you?"

" Sure ?"

" Yes.."

" Well, if I leave first, good luck."

" Eh wait. I'm coming with you."

" Aren't you going?"

" Well, now you want to." Screeched Viona.

" Yes in."

" Why choose to go home first why not go home with Aini?" Ask Daffi after they drive for about half an hour.

" Well I have to work, I can cry if I don't have money."

"Money isn't everything, but it's better to cry in a Mercedes than on a bike."

" Haha can laugh too Paijo."

" So now you are pursuing the culinary business Are you not tired you cook yourself you are also the one who nganter order yourself."

"Tired after work, even more tired if you're unemployed."

" If unemployment is paid, the president may be bankrupt."

" Well..."

" If you laugh, please conditioned the flies to come in, I'll be the suspect."

" Thank you for giving me a ride I really feel special." Viona

"No need to feel special, you're human, not fried rice."

Viona stared at Daffi.

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