Teach Me to Cheat
Chapter : Experiment

Aini when Daffa really with his words about making a tent in that place.

" Dear you didn't really invite me to spend the night here, did you?" Ask Aini.

" You said that this sight was good so what's wrong with us doing an experiment to spend the night here."

" Gosh, where the hell did you get the idea of an all-out experiment?"

" Well, if we fail to go home."

" I don't want to ah, I want to sleep at home."

" Eh why?"

" Yes, I don't want everyone to know that you like snoring." said Aini.

" me?... Snoring?" Say Daffa while pointing at himself for not believing what he just said.

Haha he must be kidding where maybe a handsome human and as phenomenal as I am when sleeping snoring. It does not match this true good looks.

"It feels like every night I can't sleep because I hear you snoring. So I'm not gonna let anyone else sleep because I have to hear you snore."

" Especially this out in the open I'm afraid that if your snoring voice will spread to all corners of the world and make everyone unable to sleep."

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

" You trying to quip me?" Ask Aini.

" No. This is what it feels like to be a newlywed. Everything is so surprising." Daffa.

" Surprise what?" Ask Aini.

" Yes surprising when you reveal the fact that all this time I slept snoring."

" Pffffttt, yes, I never lie.."

"Just living in a household, it's complicated yaaa..."

" It's complicated, if it's simply called a restaurant." Kekeh Aini's.

" So we're not going to do an experiment to spend the night here?" ask Daffa to make sure.

" Yes, if you want to spend the night using the tent, yes in the sea on the hill in the mountain in the ravine."

" Dead dong.."

" Oh yeah, don't die if I'm a widow."

" Widow virgin." Aini whispered before she ran away from Daffa.

"I'm quiet, I'm secretly in love with you. There's herbs, over it nails. It turned out that your laughter was imprinted on my heart.ciieee ah ha yuhu... Basic brain why did not melt from earlier si..." Ketus Daffa's.

" Here.in coming..."

Daffa chased Aini and saw this standing on a model poster.

" Do you know him?" Say Aini while pointing to the international model.

"I don't know who miss universe is, which I know I miss you so much." Daffa's whisper made Aini's face flushed.

" It's the road to it." Bring Daffa.

They then went back to the park in the restaurant.

" It's this.."

" Yes?"

"What you see in the fridge, it's not a cow's heart."

" Let's keep?"

" That's my frozen heart that you left behind."

" Well my heart was fried this morning so you already have a heart dong."

" Drops have."

" Where? Your heart stays in the fridge and I've fried it."

" My heart is with yours..."

" Ohh...." This time it was Aini who melted Luckily she could condition herself so that it would not melt like butter.

"No matter how simple and obscure you are. But to me, you are a perfection that has clarity." Aini.

"My wife. You never give up. I once saw him so insistent that he entered the wrong password repeatedly until he managed to convince the computer that he was right!"

" Hahaha, I'm sorry, but it's not my fault. But one of my fingers is sprained." Screeched Aini.

" Daffa... I mean, baby..."

" Yes?"

" Have you started loving me?"

" I mean true love true love. Not pure love."

"My wife, my love for you is like a debt. At first small, didiemin, know-know-know-know-getah own. Hearing you fart I'm happy."

" Have you ever heard of me farting?"

" Yes, no, but try now you fart so I can hear it and prove to you that I'm happy even if I just hear the fart."

" Snake ah kayak hindsight likes to eat fart."

" Eat the mosquitoes."

" It's a lizard."

" Look it yes."

" Shall I be like a grasshopper?"

" Maybe."

"I'm willing to be a grasshopper as long as you're the butterfly. Then we'll have rice lunch for milk."

" Haha we play pok ame dong."

"You don't know yet..." Daffa.

" What?"

"My name is actually Tarzan."

" The forest people?"

"Tarzandung your love until it falls. Awwokwowk."

" Eh uh...."

Brake !!

After saying that Daffa was actually a stone stumbling that made Aini could no longer hold back her laughter.

"Marriage is like having a good friend who never remembers anything you say. Let's go home." Say Aini while helping Daffa to wake up.

" Save then! You're stuck with me forever." Daffa.

"What pandas make a smile?" Ask Aini.

"The panda baby must be."

" Get a look at you every day." Aini.

Daffa smiled as he refrained from melting.

"You motorbike needs gasoline, flowers need water, if I need you."

" What do you need?" Say Aini while walking backwards because Daffa was around her.

" I need you to be the mother of my child.."

Aini immediately stopped and silently stared.

" What did you say?" Aini asked as Daffa was already standing in front of her.

"My love for you is not as vast as the ocean, but as the number 0 continues to spin without end."

" Not that."

"The wife is your rib, she is not the woman you can tell. Treat her with tenderness, and she will be softer than you."

" Even a lecture." Ketus Aini while walking back from Daffa to a car not far from there.

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They were already in bed and preparing to sleep, but none of them could close their eyes as they were in their minds.

Aini thought of Daffa saying that she needed Aini to be the mother of her children. Does that mean who is ready to give what is rightfully Aini?

While Daffa thought about How he did the unboxing experiment.

" Here, are you asleep?" Ask Daffa. Their positions are turned back to each other so that none of them know whether one of them has slept or not.

" Not yet." Aini.

"I'm afraid you want to play. You don't want to be messed with. You're getting your pants serialized."

" What do you want to play?"

" Main hot hot hot.."

" It's a night, where it can be hot."

" It can be.."

" Where?"

" Here come deket me.."

Aini shifted her body until it stuck to Daffa's body.

" It's already. Keep what?"

" Tomorrow is too bad, mak Othor wants to sleep. Nooooo...."

" Why sleep? this morning." Screeched Aini.

" Yes morning in the world of mak Thor, our world is still night."

" Is that what?"

" Yes, in his up early morning but mak thor wrote earlier was waiting for the boy to sleep."

" Oh that?."

" Yes, in our world it is malem. But now in his morning ups. So let's just sleep.." Bring Daffa.

" Taste..."

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