Teach Me to Cheat
Chapter 38: Laura

Drrrttt drrrtt...

" Yes...?" Say Daffa while staying focused thinking about what Kenzo said.

" Asalamualaikum's chat.."

" Mama Walaikumsalam?"

" Kiddo, how are you?"

" Okay, tumben called?. kangen ya?"

" Yes, same miss Mama's daughter-in-law."

" Tomorrow Daffa brings Mama's daughter-in-law home."

" No need, the plan is tonight Daffi wants to go to the city mama thought mama will come, so mama can meet with mama's son."

" Did you mean me?"

" Ane. Not you."

" Who do I have?"

" The son of kudanil."

Daffa closed his eyes.

" Good thing mom.., if..."

" What is it, huh?"

" Hehe doesn't do it."

"Okaya yaa dares .."

" I'm waiting for Mama bye's arrival..."

Daffa immediately turned off his call and went straight home to tell Aini that Daffi and mama would be coming tonight.

When Daffa arrived home, he faintly heard Aini singing.

Daffa slowly approached Aini who was staring at the vase and widened her ears.

"There is money dear husband, no money husband kicked, kicked and satay. Two of his two make full..."

Daffa took the money out of his wallet.

" What is this?" Aini was surprised because what suddenly came directly handed him a large amount of money.

" Of course it's money I know I didn't give you money properly so now I'm going to give you money so you're not going to make me rendang."

" Pffit.tt..."

" Don't laugh, I don't want to end up in a kicker pot before I can score a lot of soccer squads."

" Do you have any prints?"

" Ow, still otw from mars. It's take."

" Aren't these?"

" Insylah."

" Yourself?"

" Yes.."

" Kiss first?" Aini.

Bagadum's....

Bagadum..

Bagadum..

Encro......!!

" Aren't you kissing." Say Aini when she realizes that Daffa will return nosebleeds.

" Yes, take it." Daffa.

" Thank you my husband, may this be a blessing and make our love continue to a deeper level"

" Over in what does that mean?"

Daffa trembled as Aini approached her.

" To the extension."

CROTTTTT'S...

" yeah.. Sorry hehe.. I'll get you a tissue.." Aini.

" This nose is a true pesky carrier. I have to change my nose tomorrow." Strangled Daffa while sitting.

Aini came with a tissue and who would have thought, Aini immediately sat on Daffa's lap.

" Ap..pa which ka..mu did?"

" I'm just sitting. I'm not gonna rape you just take it easy." Screeched Aini while cleaning Daffa nosebleeds.

" It's this.."

" Yes?"

" I Love you."

Aini stopped the hand that cleared Daffa's nose.

" If a nosebleed can make you say that word can I make you nosebleed every day?"

Daffa gawked, Aini was surprised and continued her work.

" Daffa.."

" Yes..."

" If we can't fight.."

" Why?"

" Well if the couple who is friendly is called love birds, so the couple who again quarrel is automatically called angry birds. I don't want to be an angry bird when I explode."

" Go away." Daffa

" Loh why?. Are you gonna turn me into an angry bird?"

" No, but my bird is depressed." Pekik Daffa's.

Aini immediately got up from her seat.

" It hurts?"

" What?"

" That was a bird clamp."

" Why do you want to see?"

" Can you?"

" No."

" So besides Ken's secretary no one can see ya?" Aini.

" Kenzo doesn't even know what my stern looks like."

" Why?"

" Yes later if my stern and bird are the same as flying how?"

" Yes, find another bird."

" Haha. I have long wanted to eat you. Can you not?"

" May but not here. In what room?" Say Aini while winking.

Tuwing's....

Ah the mighty apparently responded well to Aini's offer. But alas, Daffa's legs were so paralyzed that he fell.

Nose. Now feet. The body is broken.

...----------------...

" It's..." Call Daffa when he just came out of the bathroom.

" So guys don't have to show off having a box body if the coffee is still blown freshly drunk."

Daffa immediately saw himself and went back into the bathroom. It turned out that he was only wearing shorts and forgetting about the t-shirts he had brought.

" It's fucking hiis. I intended to tease her but why was it that I was tempted. Come Daffa. You're the most man when and the most phenomenal man of the time flirting with the only woman you can't." Pekik Daffa's.

" Said girls like humorous guys. But the proof, they are more fond of Aliando than Cak Lontong. If this is mending me a facial surgery just let the world's handsome."

Tok

Tok

Tok

" It's a long time inside?. What else is the practice of drinking coffee without being blown?" Shouted Aini from outside.

" I'm coming.." Pekik Daffa's.

Daffa came out of the bathroom and she was surprised to see Aini wearing lingerie.

" A.ggh...cpl..tsosgs..."

" God, he's in stuttering mode." Teeking Aini who then changed into ordinary sleep clothes then pulled Daffa's stiff body towards the bed.

" Nothing is impossible in this world. As long as there is a will, you will find a way. If there is no road, it means a dead end. If it's dead in the hole just let it be the way." It was Aini who seemed to know that now Daffa's mind was focused on what she wanted but it was impossible for her to do.

" Life is short. Smile and you still have teeth." Say Aini while pulling Daffa's cheek to make her smile.

" Haha. So much better." Said Aini while chuckling at Daffa's expression which forced a smile.

Daffa rolls over and makes the reverse position. Aini is now under him.

" Is your mind dirty now?" Aini asked as she looked at the mischievous gaze from Daffa.

" I don't have a dirty mind, I just have a sexy imagination." Daffa's whisper that makes Aini goosebumps.

" I want to pee, can I go to the toilet first?"

" why?. You don't want to see my sexiness?" Pekik Daffa's.

" Ak..ku wants to wet the hehe..."

Daffa closed his eyes, not upset but he held back a laugh and let Aini run to the bathroom.

After Aini entered the bathroom Daffa could no longer hold back his laughter.

Half an hour later..

" Aini's out..."

Chequek...

" Hehe..."

" What are you doing in there?" Daffa said while holding a smile

" Search Google's help so you're not sexy anymore."

" Why am I sexy?"

" Yes, your name will not be Daffa, but Laura."

" Yes Laura. OrA wedok ORA."

" Bahaha...."

" Hehe..."

Aini laughed, even though it wasn't funny. After laughing Daffa was immediately in serious fashion.

He walked closer to Aini until Aini could not move anymore because there was a wall.

" Please don't mind what I miss Laura, I'm still a virgin." Say Aini while closing your eyes.

Daffa who was about to tease Aini again closed his eyes enjoying the sense of laughter that he held.

" I'll teach you to cheat." Daffa Whisper.

" Ohya?"

" Yes.."

" When?"

" Morrow.."

" Why tomorrow?"

" Yes the problem is now connected first. wakakaka....."