Teach Me to Cheat

Teach Me to Cheat
AAS 26: It turned out...


Aini put her clothes and hijab back on and helped Daffa lie on the bed.


" Life is not as beautiful as the Korean drama you used to watch, but it's also not as magical as the soap opera doom. I will always be by your side to restore your nature as a normal man." Say Aini while looking at Daffa's face after clearing her nose.


" Hopefully after this, we can show each other affection as a couple. Hopefully after this the husband can show affection by grasping tightly the wife while shopping, making sure


he didn't go wrong and shop xixixi..." Kekeh Aini's.


Aini remembered the story of her late parents. He then told that to Daffa who was still unconscious.


" Kids sometimes in living the household must be interspersed with things that are interesting and able to remember and we record later to children and grandchildren."


" Did Mom and Dad have a really interesting moment to share with me?" Ask Aini.


Mother and Father looked at each other before they finally alternately told the moment they still remember until now.


You tell me the moment where Mom said she was going to the eye doctor.


I'm going to the eye doctor


Father: why his eyes?


Mom: I don't know why every time you open a wallet you can't see anything


Father: directly reached into the pocket and gave the contents to the mother.


After that, she smiled and hugged me.


Then it was the turn of the mother who told me that she had just returned from the doctor, hearing that of course you were very worried and immediately asked about what you felt.


Father: How's mom, what does your doctor say is sick?


Mother:Ga anything sir, just a little stress, continue the same doctor recommended a walk to the mall and buy all the desired items


We will change another doctor tomorrow.


Mother: directly nagging and put the mother's sign for 1 month in front of the room door.


Aini chuckled as she recalled the story about that one.


Aini looked at Daffa who was still closing her eyes whether it was from completely fainting or pretending to faint.


Suddenly Daffa spoke.


" Why did you stop telling stories about your father and mother when I was waiting for another story."


" You're sober?"


" Yes and now I want you to tell me again because I'm so interested in hearing it.."


Aini smiled then she tried to remember the moment that made her chuckle the most if she remembered it.


Mother: Sir, try to kayak our neighbor, if her husband wants to work his wife hugged and


kissed


Father: yes, I really want to ma'am, but if you kiss his wife, is it okay?


" Do you mean you want to kiss the neighbor's wife?" Ask Daffa.


" Yes.." Kekeh Aini's.


The two laughed at each other until Aini So the spirit to retell what had been told by her late parents.


Here he told me about the fucking money.


Mother: Duh, I'm not saying if I get bonus money


Father: you did not love me yesterday


What's under the closet?


Father: which one?


Mother: white envelope


Oh, that's fucking money, Mom


Mother: shit? Meanin?


Dad: yes money shit, it's been hidden eh still found out.


Daffa who saw Aini laughing freely made her feel happy, at least although she still could not give an inner living but she could make Aini laugh even though she had to remember both parents.


" Of course, it seems like the story is making my heart condition even better." Said Daffa who fixed his sitting position and asked Aini to sit right next to him.


Aini tells the funny moments that she once realized her parents, until unconsciously Aini occasionally hugged and beat Daffa because the things told by her parents were so funny when she remembered.


The two laughed and subconsciously held their positions.


Deg !!


Their views meet.


If there is a measuring device to measure how big the heart sounds, maybe the device has been damaged because the sound of the heart is both interconnected until the glass in the atmosphere changes shape.


" I finally understand the beauty of love, it's all because of you." Daffa.


" My wife, you are my present, and all of my tomorrow. Thank you for loving days. May I continue to bloom until I can fulfill my duties as a full husband.."


" Your happiness is my happiness too." Aini said with a smile and tried to calm down so that Daffa did not know that he was currently very nervous.


" The only thing I hope for right now is that our love will blossom forever. Although I don't know when the flower will bloom but I hope you will still be by my side."


"Long before I found you, I knew you in my prayer, I always pray to be reunited with a man who will be able to make me feel as if I am in my own home and gathered with the people I love. And today you make me feel the immense love my family has given me."


" Here I am ready to take responsibility for living you, as your husband."


" Does that mean you're going to release your lizard seed on me?" Aini.


"The seed lizard...." Daffa said, Get up and stand up and walk like a fan while continuing to repeat the words Aini said.


" Lizard seeds.., hahah I have lizard seeds..."


" His husband are you okay?" Tanya Aini was worried because she thought it seemed like the crazy fashion in her husband had started to be active.


Aini ventured to approach Daffa and embrace him.


Aini thought it might make Daffa calm and not pacing like an obscure fan going where because it just went right and left without feeling tired.


And sure enough Aini's embrace made Daffa stop. Cold sweat began to wet Daffa's body. Something below me again showed a signal of his might as Daffa also felt something very tender sticking to his back.


"We're all kind of weird, life's a little weird. When we find someone whose strangeness matches ours, we unite with them and fall into a mutually satisfying oddity, calling it love, true love. May we love each other like a normal couple in general."


Daffa immediately turned around and slightly pushed Aini to make her fall on the bed.


" It's..."


" Yes...?"


" Do you feel it?"


" Sense what?"


Daffa was silent, Aini looked at Daffa's face as if she wanted to say something very serious.


" I want to...."


" Yes...."


Aini waited with her heart pounding.


Could Daffa be the real husband today?. Inner Aini.


" It's...."


" Yes..."


" I want to feel..."


" Yes yes..." Aini said excitedly.


"......"


" ...."


" Your cooking again."


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