Teach Me to Cheat
AAS 27: What is Gatel?

Ting...

Kegs...

Ting...

Kegs...

Aini and Daffa were eating when they heard the door bell ringing.

" It looks like there's a guest." Aini.

" Where I don't hear anything." Strangulate Daffa while continuing to eat.

Ting..

Vat..

Ting..

Kegs...

" That sounds like it..." Aini said as she returned to hear the doorbell.

" I heard no voice other than the voice of my heart calling your name." Daffa.

" Oh...." Aini melengos go.

" He ran away, but I tried to be a dreadful man.." Lirih Daffa's.

Not wanting the food to be eaten by the guests, even though Daffa did not know who would be visiting, Daffa decided to finish the meal before Aini took the guest to sit down and join the table the meal.

" O neighbor..." Said a girl in scantily clothes.

" Walaikum..." Screeched Aini.

" It's wrong, yeah, I'll repeat..."

The girl pressed the doorbell and said hello.

" Assalamualaikum neighbor."

" It's late." Screeched Aini.

" Hehe..."

" Who are you looking for and what are you doing?" Ask Aini.

" Look, I'm a new neighbor and since I'm new, I'm new and I don't have neighbors yet."

" Was she married?"

" If marriage is not yet, but if marriage is already."

" Huh?" Aini is a little loading because for him marriage and mating are the same thing.

While for the girl marriage and marriage are two different things.

" What do you mean???" Ask Aini.

" Yes mating cooks don't know mating anyway. That's your activity ber ahem ahem."

" Em yes, I'll find out for myself, by the way, what was needed yesterday."

" Lah kok ask again anyway not I have said if I still do not have a neighbor so I came to your house because it turns out your house is closest to my home because I want to get acquainted and have a person friends are here. And look at me bringing food." Her speech.

" Well, what a good thing and I happen to be eating, how about we eat together inside?"

" Do you want to accept me as a neighbor?"

" Of course, shouldn't we live next door because we always need neighbors, especially when we go home to the Grace of Allah."

" Hehe.., my name is Viona."

" Call me Aini."

The two then went inside and headed for the kitchen.

Aini was surprised because Daffa had finished all the food there.

Viona was surprised to see the spectacular scene in front of her. How not to be surprised, Daffa is the most tamvan figure Viona has ever met. His strong posture...

Ah Viona so imagine how powerful the mighty king. Belitung Eel.

" Hello are you okay?" Ask Aini.

" He's who?" Viona asked who was still pensive with her own shadow.

" He's my husband."

" Oh sorry. Assalamualaikum her husband neighbor."

" I told you to call me Aini."

" I'm sorry sometimes my brain likes to load if it's laper."

" What are you waiting for, let's sit down and eat. I'm also wondering what you're carrying, if it's safe to eat." Aini asked as she glanced at the rantang that Viona had brought.

" This?, of course it's very safe to eat because I cooked it myself. I'm a master chef graduate of Indonesia."

" Yes and I make sure that the food I bring is very safe and worth eating."

" Already Halal certified?" Aini asked that made Daffa hold back his laughter.

" No, it's still a process..."

" The process to...?"

" The process of getting into the mouth."

" Huh?"

" Yes so once this food gets into the mouth of the neighbor will definitely say that this food is very halal and already certified."

Aini knew a deep breath before Aini finally invited Fiona to sit down.

Fiona began to open one by one the food she brought.

Sweet spicy calamari...

Shrimp oyster sauce..

And Mr.Crab basil seasoning.

Daffa looked at her like she had not eaten for days and made her drool drip.

" Husband, condition his saliva. Falling in food is dangerous."

" What causes the rabies virus."

" Don't fight it's better to just eat it and feel the pleasure, uhhh .." Fiona said as she stretched.

" What are you doing?" Ask Daffa.

" What's wrong, I'm just stretching the muscles in the body."

" Oh I think you're having hives."

" Pfff, itching..." Kekeh Aini's.

Daffa and Aini begin to try the food brought by Viona and how surprised she is to know that it does not taste better than the classy restaurants and food on TV TV.

" Here you haven't introduced your husband to me."

" Ah yes sorry so good the food you brought me so I forgot to introduce you. This husband is our new neighbor Fiona and this Fiona is my husband Daffa."

" Hey Mr. Tamvan, uh he means Mr. Daffa." Fiona said as she played her two eyes.

" His eyes itch?" Ask Aini

" Yes ask for it in the scratch." Daffa Imbuh.

" What does your husband work for?" Ask Viona.

" People's representatives may." Screeched Aini.

"If I were to become the representative of the people I would fail." Daffa.

" What's the matter?" Ask Aini and Fiona almost simultaneously.

"Why think of the people, if all that's always on my mind is you're my wife.."

" Well...." Daffa tries to wrestle Aini, but the one that melts is Fiona.

"Viona, if you look for the couple, don't look at their fondness, but from their eyes, their livelihood." Aini.

" La why?"

" Yes later your fate like I got a handsome couple but the livelihood of a pugombal." Kekeh Aini's.

"Usually the girl who is still alone does not have a boyfriend. Usually." Daffa.

" Don't have his own girlfriend yet." Aini said while Viona still continued to pay attention to how she could devour Mr. Krab. Viona continued to notice how Daffa's tongue was looking for a gap to get something so delicious behind the hard shell Mr. Crab.

" Don't have a girlfriend?" Ask Daffa who immediately made Fiona realize and return to the real world.

" Hmmm, got the hell but the word girlfriend just applies to me."

" Why?"

" Hmm.., frequent shuttle. I hang out often. We often had lunch and dinner together. Apparently, it is only considered as a friend. Sad one!" Viona said as she re-wiggled like a worm doused in salt water.

" Viona Actually you know why the hell are you itching?"

" Yes I'm itching because of the caterpillars that are behind there.." Screaming Fiona unconsciously.

" sthat mean?" Ask Daffa and Aini simultaneously.

" I mean I'm a famous caterpillar from a plant that's in front of my fence." Fiona.

God, I must be crazy because I've imagined someone else's husband. But Lord, if he's my soul mate, bring him closer. But, if he's not my soul mate, I'm willing that you give me a man who looks like him, so I beg God to send me one who's like him"

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