Teach Me to Cheat
AAS CHAPTER 3: Teach Me to Cheat

" Daffa?, ah I mean Mr. Daffa. Sir Husband, do you make love every night?"

Fyuhh....

Daffa who was drinking at that time immediately sprayed the water in his mouth.

Aini immediately covered her face with her long headscarf because the water that Daffa sprayed right on her face.

" Ah sorry sorry."

The panicked Daffa immediately gave Aini a box of tissue.

" It's okay, sorry if I've been presumptuous to ask you this."

" It's okay. I'm sorry if you have to see or hear that awful sound." Daffa.

What kind of man am I married?. Look at him not even feeling guilty to me. I'm his wife.

" Cih, I've even eloquently said his wife." Lirih Aini's.

" You said something?" Ask Daffa who seemed to hear Aini's inner voice.

" Nothing. I'm just waiting for an answer and an explanation to your husband sir."

Blugs...

Blugs...

Rdm ...

For some reason, Daffa's ears now let out smoke when she heard the words of her husband from Aini.

" Husband sir, your ears." Aini said in panic.

*I'm cool..

I'm handsome...

I'm tamvan*....

The spell suddenly possessed Daffa and made him come to his senses.

" It's okay. This is because the chimney in my ear is in trouble. Maybe one of the staff forgot to pay the monthly dues." Daffa said as he stood and stared at the crowded streets precisely now Daffa was standing and looking out of his office window.

Aini has put on a face and hands like a tiger that is ready to prey on something that is very appetizing.

But Aini instantly returned to normal as Daffa turned towards her.

" What did you say?"

Cih, after the chimney inside his ear is short now his hearing is also short.

What the entire staff in his body forgot to pay the dues so this Master husband actually became very damaged.

Aini who was still playing a role with her own thoughts made Daffa turn back because she felt nervous when she saw Aini.

" What happened to me, wasn't I the coolest, most phenomenal handsome man on the face of the earth. Why am I nervous to see that woman who is my wife?"

" What good is she?, sexy is also not that she always dressed like a kunti mbak. There's no sexes and joys." Pekik Daffa's.

" How could the girl wake the entong." Say Daffa while looking at the entong who has been vacuum for several months.

" Husband did you say anything?" Ask Aini.

Blugs...

Blugs...

Rdm ...

Daffa's ears were again emitting smoke.

" Oh my God, what exactly is the girl trying to do. Does he want to see my ears broken?" Daffa said as he continued to cast spells for his strength.

" Can't you stop calling me husband sir?"

" Why?, do you mind if I call you Master Husband?."

" Or do you want me to call you my Husband?, My Love, My Honey?"

Oh naw..

Daffa has staggered. If only he had not held firmly to the window curtain He might have already fallen and melted away from hearing Aini call out to him like that.

" Sir, actually entered my coming here to clarify what our relationship is?" Ask Aini who immediately made Daffa return to his normalcy.

" We are husband and wife. Even the birds that fly by already know that we are a married couple." Daffa.

Daffa actually did not know what to answer, but his eyes that caught the figure of a bird made him able to find answers to questions from Aini.

" If we are a couple but why don't we stay in one room and instead you'd rather be with another woman who has that terrible melodious voice."

Jesus, has Aini heard the screams of madness from the woman Ken-thut sent her?

Damnit. I must have forgotten to blame the soundproof mode.

" Do you think I can't sound like that woman?"

" Do you want to hear it?" Challenge Aini.

" This office isn't your ancestor's five-star hotel." Daffa.

" Where do you know my ancestors fish previously owned a 5-star hotel?, but unfortunately because my parents did not agree with the management of the hotel then the hotel was thrown out somewhere. Maybe to planet mars."

Daffa patted his forehead, what kind of woman is this Aini?. Why her mother chose a short woman like her.

" Sir..." Call Aini.

" Can you stop calling me Master I'm not your boss."

" Husband??"

" That's better, but you better never mention that sacred word again because it looks like the chimney in my ear will be back in short."

" I'm a machinist maybe I can fix your husband's ears." Aini.

" If you're a machinist why don't you try to wake up something that might be rusty." Daffa.

" What is that?"

" Ethin.."

Daffa opened his pants and saw the entong who was rusty and dusty.

" It's an easy thing." Say Aini while walking forward and start repairing the entong so that now the entong becomes mighty.

Daffa seemed to have felt something Aini was working on.

" Husband?" Aini shook her hand in front of Daffa's face.

Sreeett .....!!!!

Aini's call made Daffa open his eyes.

OH MY!!!!

It turned out to be just a Daffa imaginary viewer!!!

" Any sorry. It seems I'm lacking aqua intake so I'm lacking concentration." Daffa said in a cool tone because he did not want Aini to know about what she had just thought.

Daffa immediately turned around and looked back at the densely creeping streets.

" There's aqua?" Ask Aini.

" For what?"

" Don't you just say you're drinking Aqua less so you can't concentrate?"

" Have forgotten. Continue with your question."

Aini was seen letting out a long sigh, seen Aini squeezing the tip of her hijab.

" If you can't teach me to be a wife the way you want to be then, just teach me to cheat!!"

Aini's statement, of course, made Daffa fixated. How could the wife who Sholehah according to her mother ask to be taught how to cheat.

" Why doesn't he ask to be taught how to make a child?, why should I cheat?" Inner Daffa.

" Did you say something husband?"

Daffa massaged his forehead then turned around and faced Aini.

" Aini, do you know the definition of cheating?" Ask Daffa.

" I'll ask Google soon."

Daffa patted his forehead again. He then pulled Aini's hand and brought her back to sit on the sofa.

" Eh...."

The two looked at each other.

" So are you going to teach me how to cheat?"

" Why are you cheating?"

" Yes so I can prove to you that my voice is far more exotic than the women who always come to your room."

" !!!!!!!"

Daffa shouted so that Neptune could hear him and the King of darkness became a sore ear.

" The jah lang-khung man." Bait the Daffa ancestors.

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