Teach Me to Cheat
AAS 9: Messed

Bagadum..

Bagadum's....

Bagadum's...

Bagadum's...

Daffa's heart beat irregularly. How not, the mighty Garuda has awakened and now he is standing firmly and heavily.

Not soaring into the sky, because the Garuda remains in its sacred cage.

Daffa felt that his whole body was losing its organizational structure, which made it very difficult for Daffa to carry out activities.

Even to breathe and have to work hard.

I'm the most phenomenal man on the face of the earth...

I'm the rarest man in history...

I'm the most tamvan guy in the family...

Cool guy in office network...

Anyway I'm cool....

By continuing to recite the mantra can try to restore the strength in his muscles and move Aini's hands and feet.

Daffa also moved sideways as he moved and slightly pushed Aini's body.

Blush....

The faces of the two are now very close because Aini still survives with her tilted position.

Daffa continued to look at Aini's face until suddenly Aini's eyes opened.

Baa...

" Huh...

."

Brag !!

Daffa, who was focused on looking at Aini's closed eyes, was immediately shocked and caused his body to reflexively move away.

Because Dafa was not sleeping on a large mattress, his body landed perfectly on the floor.

" Husband?, are you okay?" aini asked while looking at Daffa who was sleeping on the floor.

" I'm fine." Said Daffa who immediately woke up because he did not want his coolness level to be down in front of Aini.

" Why sleep on the floor?"

" I'm not sleeping on the floor I'm just practicing swimming." Say Daffa while sitting by the bed.

" Go to sleep, sorry if I wake you up." Daffa.

" Hmm, next time you swim to the lake. There's a lake behind the orphanage for sure there's better to learn to swim than on the floor." Say Aini while rearranging herself and starting to close her eyes.

While Daffa looks confused as to what he should do to the mighty Garuda who is still awake.

Slowly Daffa opened his pants and held the Garuda .

" Ah looks like my hand has electric power." Lirih Daffa when he found out that the Garuda who was once mighty full of muscle veins was again weak and lethargic.

" Basic entong Dugong. Actually you belong to who the hell why you always just shrivel when I hold it and immediately wake up when Aini who holds it." Complaints Daffa.

That night Daffa was finally able to sleep after his Garuda went back to limp.

The morning after breakfast. Mother asked Aini and Daffa to visit Daffa's parents.

" Mom can still be late afternoon." Aini.

" Daughter, now you're a wife and your family isn't just here. You have to divide the time. Go to your in-laws' house."

Aini then approached Daffa who was chatting with her sister-in-law.

Knowing that there was Aini, Daffa and his brother-in-law ended the conversation.

" Thank you for sharing your story." Daffa.

" Same same."

Aini then told her purpose and purpose in coming to Daffa.

" I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your chat I just wanted to convey the trust from mom that we should leave now for the husband's parents' house."

" Hmm.."

Daffa returned to being a cold person and immediately walked into the kitchen to look for Ms. Aini.

After saying goodbye, they finally headed towards the Daffa residence.

Along the way, Daffa kept remembering what happened last night.

The Garuda awakens exotic due to the flow of electricity from Aini.

" Huh, like her they're right. Aini is probably the best therapeutic drug for entong." Lirih Daffa's.

" Em you call me husband?"

Wush...

Wush...

Smoke returned from Daffa's ears, but now it was no longer too much. Maybe Daffa was used to the call.

A smile was also engraved on Daffa's lips when he heard Aini calling her husband.

" Husband, why daydream?"

" Ah yes. Excuse me. What did you say?".

" I asked, did you say something because I heard you say my name."

" A that, no no no. Maybe you heard it wrong. I was memorizing the name of a limb in Arabic."

Aini wrinkled her forehead..

" You don't believe me?" Ask Daffa.

" Ahem..."

" Look, other eyes..."

Soon they arrived at the Daffa house.

Deg !!

Daffa trembled because Aini was holding Daffa's arm.

" We have to look like this.. So that no one knows that you actually like the same sex." Aini Whisper.

Wha what?. He still thinks I'm a Homo.

" Don't worry your secret will be safe with me. As Yovie and Nuno said...

Let me keep this a secret...

Oh...

Guarding all hearts... "

Daffa patted his own forehead hearing Aini change the lyrics of the song Yovie and Nuno.

" Come on, why don't you walk?" Ask Aini.

Daffa finally entered with a friendly hand.

" Daffa...?"

The first person to know of their arrival was Mama Daffa herself.

" Mama.."

" O Allah Daffa, Mama misses you so much.."

Mama immediately ran to embrace Daffa and Aini.

" Why didn't you guys come and tell Mama first?"

" It's no surprise his name if it comes by telling Mama." Pekik Daffa's.

" Ayeah, really, too. Yeah, well, let's go in. Your cousins are gathering. We're eating durian right now." Mama said while pulling Aini's hand.

" What? Durians...." Aini was a little surprised.

And... When they just entered the room. The smell of durian goes directly into the nose.

The more Aini walked in and approached the crowd of people who were busy joking laughter eating durian. The nausea began to spread throughout his body.

" Look who's coming."

Everyone stopped eating and immediately walked towards Aini.

They mince words asking about Aini, Aini tries not to inhale too much durian aroma.

But apparently how hard Aini tried. The smell of durian had poisoned him.

Yuck....

Huek ...

Yuck....

Aini instantly searched for a sink..

" Dear, what's wrong with you?" Ask Mama Daffa.

Aini gave the code that she could no longer hold back what was in her mouth ...

Mama quickly helped Aini towards the nearest sink. And there Aini spewed out all the new breakfast digested by her hull.

Yuck...

Yuck...

Yuck...

" Dear, what's wrong with you?" Ask Mama while giving her water.

Aini grabbed it and immediately drank it.

" Are you sick?" Asked Mama who was answered by Aini's head.

" Maybe he's drunken on the trip." Say one of the other members.

" The journey from Aini's house is only half an hour. There's no way that Aini's drunken trip."

" Berrti Aini is pregnant."

Aini's eyes were perfectly rounded hearing the word pregnant.

" A no no no. My mother-in-law is not...."

Mama Daffa smiled and immediately hugged Aini.

" Let's add more durian. This is very happy news..." Say Mama.

" So this is why you're visiting Mama to tell her this happy news?" Ask your mother when she sees Daffa.

" What. What news?"

" Your wife is pregnant, right?"

" Having?"

" Yes..."

" You came to tell Mama that your wife is pregnant, right?"

" Hamil" Daffa was still trying to digest the word until..

Brake !!

Daffa fell down.

Pregnant???..

How can I get pregnant?..

What a fucked up day after last night.

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