Teach Me to Cheat
Chapter 40: Splitting?

As Daffa and Aini prepared to eat. Mama and Daffi came.

Ting

Kegs

Ting

Kegs

" Let me. It must be neng nong neng glung." Aini.

" Who is neng nong neng glung?" Ask Daffa.

" Our usual neighbor the Saodah."

" Lah said neng nong neng glung, now saodah. Who's right?"

" Jaelah. Mak Erot cook not understand."

" We also have a neighbor who is a mother. How do I not know?"

" Had that's what his name is. Mak empin's. My dandy, Vi.vi....."

" Vidoran's smart?" Daffa.

" Not but that vidoran plus."

" Why don't Morinaga have kids?"

" For a long time your brain is short?"

" For who?"

" Where do I know."

" The wrong technician. Why doesn't he really take care of the electricity, it's gonna be short."

" You're dark."

" This is light."

" You are bright."

" Well so not exciting if it's bright, spit out. There's no sensation."

" Love the chillies let the cabeans."

" Same eggplant too. The eggplant in the chilli."

Ting..

Kegs...

Ting..

Vat..

" Athaghfirullah's. Yes, Erot wait." Aini who forgot if there are guests outside.

Aini ran over a little and immediately opened the door. Simultaneously Daffa just remembered that he had not told Aini about the mama and Daffi that would come today.

As fast as lightning can use his thousand shadow stance to be on Aini's side. But it's too late. Aini who had rambled at length because she thought Saodah who came was immediately pensive.

" What else is the saodah, what is it that people do....."

" Mama..."

" Assalamualaikum..."

" Mama walaikumsalam.." Aini immediately kissed the hand of mama and mama hugged her.

" How are you, son?"

" Good ma, mama came to the city and did not tell you first if Aini knows Aini can prepare the favorite cuisine of mama."

" Don't your husband know that Mama and Daffi will come and maybe stay here for a few days because Daffi has some business to do with his friend in town?"

Aini's eyes immediately looked at Dafa who was already in a position to reach both ears and stand on one leg.

" Your husband is scared?" Aini whispered while approaching Daffa.

" I'm being punished again because I forgot to tell you that Mama and Daffi are coming?"

Aini patted her head and told Mama Daffi to go inside.

Aini tried to neutralize herself so as not to look nervous.

It turned out that not only Daffi was nervous about meeting Aini. But Aini was also nervous because Daffi was the first man capable of drawing attention from Aini, but in reality fate did not allow them to be together.

But fate also seems to want to play around with Aini because the man who was once admired also by Aini is now his sister-in-law.

" Mommy wants to eat what let Aini cook because this is only cooking food for two people."

" It's okay, just so happened that Mama also bought food while on the trip yesterday. So let's just eat this later in the afternoon you cook for Mama okay."

" Good ma.."

" Thank you brother-in-law." Daffi.

Haha, it feels very awkward for Daffi to call Aini sister-in-law.

Moreover, Aini's ears, it feels to not taste good as food before being expanded.

Daffi chose to sit next to Daffa while Aini sat down next to her.

They then ate with their mother as a speaker. Much has been said and only Daffa has listened because Daffi and Aini are at war with their own thoughts.

Aini asserts to herself that now that she is a wife, she must not allow herself to dissolve in her past feelings.

While Daffi also insists that he must learn to accept a destiny that does not allow him to be Aini's life companion.

Perhaps his habit of drinking in cafes and spending the night with women who made God not allow him to be Aini's companion. Sholehah Women.

" Eh yes Mama forgot if Mama also bought souvenirs for you to wait yes Mama take first."

" Don't ma later it's better now we finish the meal first." Aini.

" Just for a minute."

When Mama got into the car to pick up souvenirs that she could not bring in. That's when Fiona came and immediately went into Aini's house because she saw the door of her house wide open.

" Yuhu's... Assalamualaikum says. Incesss are coming."

" Heh mak Erot can be soft. There's..." Said Aini while playing her eyes as if giving a code to Viona if it was not just her at the table.

" Mas Daffa doesn't matter. After all, me and Mas Daffa are the best." Said Viona who was directly sitting next to Aini.

" D since when?. I haven't made an announcement yet Why have you told me to be my best prend?"

" Yes now I'm yeah I dong let me be happy."

" Okay." Oh."

" Have, you know why you came here again you have been here twice already once again, once again you came to get the gift of a broken plate."

" Huu is very evil, I came here to promote the cuisine that I will sell. So you guys should be my first buyers. You're Aini and mas..."

" Loh Loh Aini, your husband, how are there two?. Your husband split up?"

Aini patted her own forehead while Daffa held back her laughter.

" This is since when can man divide himself?."

" Viona it's not...."

" Oh Aini is that much of your concern to me that you asked your husband to split so I could take him home and make him a rat repellent?"

" Pfft......"

Daffa was not strong enough to let out his laughter but Aini looked at him sharply and asked to explain to Viona who the Man next to her was.

" Ah she is as handsome as you are in Daffa." Viona said while menoel noel Daffi cheek.

Aini patted her own forehead.

" Eh wait, this mas I've never seen but where do I remember but forgot. Forgot but I remember." Viona

" He's my twin brother. Daffi's name."

" O identical pantes twins hehehe. Twins yes, kirain split."

" The twins.. Twins... Argh...."

Suddenly, Viona fainted. Daffi ambushed to support Viona's body by helping Daffa bring Viona to the sofa.

" Loh who is he. How do you sleep here?" ask mama.

" He's Aini's neighbor, he just came here and passed out when he saw Mas Daffa there were two."

" It's weird that I've never seen twins." Mama said as she passed by following Daffi who wanted to say goodbye to the Mama that she had to meet her friend.

Shortly thereafter Viona regained consciousness.

" Here I am why?"

" You fainted."

" Ayeah I fainted because I thought that your husband was splitting. It's not yaa hehe. Your husband has one." Kekeh Viona until at the same time Daffi appeared because he wanted to go to see his friend.

" It turns out it's true to split.."

Bruk !!!

Viona fainted again ..

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