Because I'M Father
not dating

"Ah, the look of my nephew. You take very good care of them, Al," said Shelin as my brother. I didn't expect her to be my older sister, it was just that fate made her my older sister.

The woman who was four years older than me was unmarried, for fear of a little monster like my son. She is also afraid of getting married for fear of dying while giving birth to her child, she is also afraid of men who will only hurt her later.

Aish that woman really doesn't know anything about love.

With the gauntlet of Shelin pinched Nio's cheek, fortunately Nio who was pinched, if Zio or Vio — was sure his hand would be bitten.

"So how? Have you thought about all of your mom's words?" shelin asked to make me daydream again.

As in the impact of a boulder, my head and heart are out of sync. If you remember what you said yesterday, it's like to kill yourself. I saw my three sons playing, making my heart ache, like an ulcer.

Or is this an maag? I don't know.

No hypocrite, if my son needs a mother figure, but why is the trauma still troubling my life. It's true that I have to get married again, whatever the reason. However, right now I am more focused on fighting for my three sons. But Mama's words are right, I have to get married.

"Do they need Mom's figure?" I asked Shelin who was staring at my three sons.

"Sure!" shelin replied firmly.

Honestly, I do not intend to marry again, what if later I get married and my wife gives birth to twins again? And then leave me again? There will be six twins in my house. Then Mama would tell me to marry again, then give birth to twins again, then die again from giving birth, there would be nine twins that I had to take care of and so on like dejavu. Three just frustrates me how if nine and so on, maybe I can make my own country with my twin population.

It's insanity.

Stop Alden don't think wild!

"NOOOOO!" shouted release.

"Hey! What are you doing? It's not sane, yes! What isn't?" shelin asked shaking my body.

I breathed a sigh of relief, just now it was just my wild thoughts that were fantasizing, but what if it happened? I'll be a widower who has a myriad of twins that I care for myself. Ok STOP, this is outrageous.

"I'm gonna try to meet the girl you told me about, but I'm gonna take all of Aw's kids!" Not done talking, my head has been told aloud from the woman in front of me.

"It hurts tau!" I said annoyed while holding my head.

Shelin ruffled her waist as she shook her head. Can I make sure he will gush me with his long lecture.

"Basic stupid! You want to meet a girl, how could you possibly want to take your son, huh? Instead of a date, you're just gonna change your son's diaper in an hour, STUPID!" shelin pushed my jidat with one finger.

"Well how else? When I left them at home? While I'm dating a girl," I said not to lose.

"Of course I'll take care of him, Alden. What do you think I am? No use?" Shelin grabbed her own hair so much that her frustration was facing me. I Know!

"When did you take care of my son? There's you running away like yesterday" I muttered as if heard by him.

"Hey, I heard that! I wouldn't have run away if your little monster wasn't terrible. The little boy was more terrifying than a monster," she shuddered, perhaps she remembered the day my three sons hung all over her, making her feel like a tree.

"Let's say they're little Tarzan, they're a hanging hobby" I said in defense of my son.

Shelin is indeed afraid of small children, if not for his nephew — maybe my brother has kicked them out.

"Sister, when are you getting married? Didn't a man propose to you?" I can kick it right in the shin.

"Ah THIS HURTS! You think your pointy shoes are made of cotton? Aw!" I rubbed my bones.

Wrong yourself your mouth is really like a rotten squid! Look, yeah, a lot of guys are proposing to me, but I still want to take care of this company. You can't, don't want me to take care of this, '" explained Shelin alibi.

Actually, not only is that the reason that Shelin did not get married immediately, but the girl was never ready.

Oh jesus.

"Hurry there! Meet your mom and then go on a date. Good luck to you!" said encouraging me.

Honestly, I don't want this, let alone getting married again? I'm afraid a girl won't accept my three sons.

"All right I'll go, take good care of my son" I said, then approached my three sons.

"Alright, my little monster, Papa has business, so you guys played with Auntie first today."

"Yeeeeeeee!" exclaiming they immediately invaded Shelin as usual, hanging like tarzan makes the woman overwhelmed.

"Go! I'm fine, really!" he said holding the weight on his body, while I nodded doubtfully.

I'm sure my brother can, CAN DIE BERDi face the three monters.

I saw Shelin once again as she was about to leave the room, Shelin gave a thumbs up sign that she was fine, whereas all I saw was that she was overwhelmed.

Hopefully when I get back, he's still alive as a human not as a zombie. Amens.

°°°

Hey, I thought that girl was like a light in my house, white, long and slender.

All right, I've been waiting for him. I looked around, the time the girl had already come, and sure enough my eyes caught a girl like Mama said. I stood up as she approached me with her smile, my late wife was prettier than her. Really am.

"Alden Alisano?" tanyanya politely.

Does he know me? Or a little familiar? Hey, just the name I don't know.

"Yes, I'm Alden Alisano." I'm confused as to what else to answer.

"Well, you're good-looking" he said shyly.

Can't you, when you meet someone don't compliment me handsome, praise me that I'm sexy, no! But muscular. Wanna see? Look it! can't see yes.

"Thank you, please sit down."

What the hell am I doing? Why is it so rigid, I met a date instead of a client. How long have I not interacted with a person of the opposite sex? To make me look ridiculous like this.

"Don't be too rigid, I know you very well" he said, his name I don't yet know.

Does anyone want to ask me his name? I really have no interest in asking!

"Ah, yes of course, what's your name?" I asked, at the end of the day my sexy lips said something more reasonable.

She was seen smiling in wonder as she tucked her hair child into the ear.

"My name is Naomi," she answered smiling lightly.

Honestly she is very pretty, but I don't know — I'm not interested, especially when she keeps busy with her makeup, this — date is not a saloon show.

"Do you like ice cream? Do you like going to the spa?" tanyanya opened the chat, it seemed like she was a chatty girl.

"How about you go ahead, are you interested in me?" I just don't want to talk.

She looked surprised, although her beautiful face could instantly neutral back.

"Actually I like you, it's just that you're very stiff, not cool. I'm sorry, I'm a very honest person," he replied smiling stiffly at me.

I guess he likes my physique, but not my attitude. What's wrong with my attitude? Am I wrong if I want to go to the point?

Right now what I have in mind is Big Brother, is he still alive?.

"Well, then how are we friends?" the question is not good, for me it feels good, besides I was the one who wanted to reject it, now why be like me who was rejected. Idiotically.

"I'm not friends with a girl. I'm sorry, I have to go." I stood up to leave him.

"Wait on! Em actually I like you, how about we-"

"I have to go. You know when you give an answer, don't ever goofy, you're playing with his name. Thank you, see you" I said, then left the girl named Naomi.

She looked surprised with teary eyes, but I didn't care, her wishful answer was to play tricks on people, whereas I wasn't a toy. Anyway that chick doesn't seem like she's gonna be a good mom to my monsters because she's busy with her make-up.

While walking out of the restaurant, I called Shelin, making sure that she was still alive at the moment.

"HELLOO!"

Hearing his taping voice, I can make sure he is still healthy.

"You're alive yet?" chortled.

"I'm still alive, but not until tomorrow if THIS CONTINUES! ALDEN ALISANO COME BACK, FORGET YOUR DATE, AAAAAAA!"

Tut tut tut tut

I laughed in the car. I know that Shelin is a strong woman, it is impossible to die just because of being attacked by three small monsters, right? After all, the three children loved Shelin, only Shelin could count on.

It's the last date, I won't want to date again, better focus on the development of my three twin sons.

I picked up my phone ringing, my name was Mama, just seeing her name made me shudder in horror, that woman will definitely be lecturing this time.

"Hallo!"

"HEY!" I keep my phone out of my ear, I told you, Shelin and Mama are no different, eh I haven't said, huh? Plaque!

"Why did you ruin your date, huh? Are you out of your mind! Where a woman wants to accept a man she just met, recognize him once was a fool! Don't ask him if he wants to or not! Crazyhead! You're driving me crazy!"

The lecture was long, not ungodly — I was just lazy to hear his less useful chatter, What kind of grandmother she is, just troublesome me. She's my grandmama's kids, isn't she? Aye? Never mind. I turned off the phone anyway. Hehe.