Because I'M Father
25jt mine. I'm coming

First, I bathed all my little monsters. Today they're gonna help me pick up one of my friends who's gonna be a prisoner this time for 25 million. I can't wait to see my 25 million.

"I don't want to wear that shirt! I want the white walna!"

Just now that I imagined 25 million, Vio had already ruined it by making trouble just because the clothes didn't want to be the same.

"You have to be uniform. Aren't you used to your twin clothes? It'll make other people anxious" I persuaded, still able to hold back emotions because I had breakfast. If they haven't had breakfast yet, chances are they'll be my breakfast this morning.

"No way!" reject Vio.

I took a deep breath. "We're wearing the white one you want, okay?" I asked Nio and Zio, so they would give up.

"I don't want to, I don't like. The clothes we wear, "push Nio gently, even though the strokes of rejection are quite thick. Sweetened condensed milk just lost.

"Then what should I do? Should I cry? Yells out? Do I have to go to the police station to report this?" I was so furious.

Soon I'll have diarrhea if it goes on like this. Lucky Zio did not come to refuse like Brother and sister.

"Papa, a frog's shirt is better."

Just now I praise you, Zio has protested. My pride disappeared into the afterlife. I shouldn't have praised him.

"I'll explode in a moment" I murmured leaning against the sofa. While the three monsters were busy choosing their favorite clothes.

This is what it is if you have twins. They used to wear the same clothes as my choice, and then they started to rebel when they were able to choose their taste.

"Breath in, hold on, don't throw it away dear. One more, Papa. Hold on," said Nio to give me an interduction.

I am not a mother who gives birth. Basic onde-onde.

"What if I jump off a building, is that a good idea?"

"The spell will be silent. Try it, Papa, you're going to be Iron Man" said Vio.

It seems like he's happy if I'm gone.

"Who wants ice cream?"

"Me!" The three then stood with their forefinger pointing at the sky.

"Then, put on your uniforms. Or I'm really gonna die in this apartment as a widower. Huh?"

••••

Now I have arrived at my mother's house. Complete with the prisoner today. Who else if not Andra, a friend like a brother. I didn't say anything to Andra, only the three monsters persuaded her to come for lunch today.

The three monsters had already dashed inside first. Me, both with Andra.

"My feeling is not good. Is this a business meeting?" tanyanya.

I'm sorry Andra. You have to help me get 25 million today.

"I'm taking you because you're like a brother to me." I showed a relaxed face.

The handsome man walked. He accidentally slipped, and my eyes were wide and shrieking.

"NO!" I shouted, suddenly feeling slow motion.

I'm holding you 25 million. You're secure. I said in my heart when I caught him.

"Nearly, my treasure."

"Reprecreary?" andra asked astonished to hear my words. My lips are so lejen.

"You are like a treasure to me" I replied with a laugh.

"Let's go in." I took him in, and my parents immediately welcomed me.

"He's my high school friend. Y'all remember? Come on, remember!" my pancake, make a game.

"Things?" ask Papa enthusiastically.

"No! Little more!"

"Soft?"

"No! No!"

"Nake?" mama joined.

"It could be, it could be!" my mouth is so excited. While our hands are going around because of anxiety.

"Have saliva?"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes!" I cried even more, when they almost guessed right.

"Are you not sane?!" shelin snapped, stopping the three of us.

"He's Andra, I know him. Is he going to be our client? He, kan–" I immediately smothered Shelin's mouth.

This can't be allowed. Shelin will eliminate my 25 million before it's on hand because of her mouth..

"How about we go straight to the dinner table?" my proposal got the nod from all.

"Mama, when did you send the money?" ask me with a seductive smile.

"After we finish eating," she replied, making my chest tight.

Oh, my God, this is beyond my plan.

We started the dinner. The monsters are playing. Every time Mama saw me, I gave her a code to send 25 million immediately. However, the trunks always broke my expectations.

"By the way, what's your job?" mama asked, as soon as I got asthma heard it.

Andra is still learning to be a chef. "He is a dream husband. Can cook well. If I were a woman, I'd marry her" I said with a discordant laugh.

However, the gaze of the person at the dining table was suddenly terrifying. I looked down again, feeling that the situation was getting more and more precarious.

"Mama, I want to eat yogurt. Where's the fridge?" ask, buy time.

"Are you a guest here? How many centuries have you not been to my house, huh?" it means because I look childish. Even Andra chuckles at my behavior.

"You've had three children, but you're still spoiled" Andra chuckled.

"I totally forgot, really! The oath!"

I swear, I was lying hehe.

"Alright, come with me." Finally, Mama gave up.

I followed him into the kitchen. Restlessly, I just stood by to see him pick up the yogurt in the fridge.

I have to do something.

"Ma, can you transfer the money now? I'm afraid you've forgotten," I persuaded, very tacky.

"Am I that old? Ck, ck, okay chatty, I'm sending now," he said, making me breathe a sigh of relief.

I could finally breathe like a human, from now on I was breathing like a fish that could not live on land.

I pecked Mama's cheek when the notification came to my phone. I even screamed and sang the victory song.

We also went back to the dining table. I don't care anymore about Andra, ask her anything no longer need to worry.

"Alden does have good friends. It's not wrong that he chose you to be betrothed to Shelin."

"WHAT?" pekik Andra and Shelin responded to my papa's words.

Sure, I can breathe a sigh of relief, the money is in hand. Andra looked at me and asked.

"Calm down, it's only temporary" I whispered to Andra, like a demon flirting with faith.

"Yes, this is your matchmaking event. I think you know," said Papa astonished.

I can only laugh evil in my heart.

"SATRISHA!" shouts Shelin. The woman immediately fled.

Good, Brother. You must do it to save Andra. I'm not willing to do it myself if Andra is for you. Too perfect. I'll find a more worthy brother, a siomay cart for example.

"Return money!" mama whispered, without a sound. However, the movements of his lips were so clear.

"What matchmaking is this, Al? You didn't say this before" asked Andra. His face was pale when he had just eaten.

"Calm yourself, I'll talk later. You go home first" I said patting Andra on the shoulder.

After the man left, I calmed down. But there are two people to tame.

"Don't look at me like *******. Brother Shelin doesn't want to, neither does Andra. Never mind, why have you always been a matchmaking agency for your children."

I'm clucking, expert in tongue-licking like this.

"Shut up, Al! Just give me my money back!" mama's screams started to rage. He'll be turning into a gorilla any minute.

"Mama, calm yourself. Two more seconds of your uric acid will recur," I warned, and Mama complied.

"You know, love can't be forced. Loving someone must be with the heart, not to show off a photo of intimacy, or show off to a neighbor."

My words sound wise and mature, right?

"Then, you want us to be quiet when our son becomes weathered without a partner?" asked Papa, directly stuck it in my heart. Really, his speech is very sharp. The man rarely spoke, once said his words were more painful.

"Not really. What was I actually talking about, anyway? I'm who? Where am I?" confused, confusing.

"Give me half my money! You're not working well at all" Mama added. When did this woman forget about the money.

"What money? When did you give it to him?"

If you don't forget, let me forget. Haha.

"You're pretending to be amnesiac now? Alden, it's over!" he shouted like Mothers Market menjakkan sales.

I'm not going to die today. My mother loved me too much and my three little monsters.