Because I'M Father
The bomb exploded

Finish the breakfast, and the kitchen is as smooth as ever, now is the time for the little monster to take a bath.

"It's time for a children's bath. Don't upset Papa today!" my door nobody pokes.

Aish, these are. I saw they were busy themselves without any intention of going for a bath.

"Nio is lying down, Nio is not going to sleep" said Nio, pulling a blanket and pretending to sleep.

What the fuck is that kid.

"Vio-"

"Mega Man, Mega Man." Vio was cool to sing imitating the cartoon series by playing his mini motorbike.

I wish Zio would stay, before I actually die.

"Zio, the best kid. Let's go to the bathroom, before the water turns cold" I still tried to smile at the angel.

The boy didn't listen to me. Keep siphoning off the juice and ruffling the clothes in the basket I've tidied up. I'm gonna faint soon. For whatever sake, I can't stand it!

Asking them to take a shower is not as easy as asking them to eat. It was getting late, but I had to throw the garbage in the stomach to survive first. I think I have diarrhea.

Finally my ass sits in the closet. Suddenly, the strange sound was repeatedly heard. I remember what I ate yesterday. I don't feel like swallowing a lizard, why diarrhea.

When I finished, I returned to the living room. The monsters were still calm with their toys. The goddamn sambal I ate last night has ruined my stomach.

Suddenly, the phone came in from my mother. It was a good time to tell me I was dying.

"Hurry and come, bring all your children. Shelin, years, we're making a surprise."

"Ma-" I haven't had a chance to say, the woman who gave birth to me hung up.

My history ends.

••••

At Mama's house, we were busy preparing surprises, installing balloons and other attributes. In fact, the monsters did not escape from the adorable attributes. They wore wings on their backs, looking like real angels. The bakpao cheeks plus the pure white red skin on the cheeks, they are indeed my children.

"O Lord, you are the most beautiful gift of the mighty. Lucky I witnessed this, because my two children are so unreliable," said Mama, so anxious at the three monsters, but the endding dropped me too.

"Shelin is near, quickly light the candle. We go to the front door now" Papa said, and we stand directly behind the main door.

While waiting we sprinkled flowers on the road to the cake at the table. Looks really great this birthday party. Although no one was invited, only the nuclear family.

"Where is Zio?" I asked, when one monster is not under surveillance.

The twins were just clenching, holding their wings. Finally I turned to the table where the big cake was there. For whatever reason, he was enjoying the cake. My history is over.

"Gosh, what's he doing?" Mama ran and made suspect Zio stay away from the cake.

One crackle is great at making a mess. I could only look at her, while holding my heartbroken stomach, letting Mama clear up Zio's problem.

"Alden, why are you quiet? Take your son with you, I'll take care of this," Mama said, cleaning up the cake that Zio had broken.

"I don't think he's my son" I replied in frustration.

"You should have watched him," said Papa, making me, aish, very upset.

"I should have put them in my pocket" I muttered, resignedly.

Finally, Zio approached as he felt guilty for tasting the cake prematurely.

"I just tasted it" Zio said without asking.

Since it was impossible to order a new cake, he was forced to leave it. We got back ready, waiting for Shelin to come.

Five minutes passed, we were excited. But that one man did not come.

"What are you doing?" The sound of Shelin from behind us.

When we turned around, it turned out that Shelin was coming through the back door. Everything's falling apart.

"Why are you passing by the back, we've made this path of flowers. Quickly repeat from the front!" tell Mama, it's emotional.

Shelin said, returning to the front page, as if he had just arrived. The woman finally opened the main door.

"Surprise! Happy birthday to you!"

"Well, I'm very surprised" cried Shelin. Of course it's not exciting, because it's made up.

The monsters did their job. Lead Shelin to a table where there is a big white cake. After that, they ran back with the wings of the toy around the house.

"Blow the candle first!" shelin protest not accepted.

I hope this show is over soon. I can't stand my getting worse. Afraid of leakage I chose to sit, for fear of being like Rucika, flowing far away.

Finish the candle blown and the cake cut. I'll go for BAB soon. Needless to say, three days and three nights will not eat.

When I got back, the cake was already shared. The monsters had already eaten it, even their faces were enjoying the cake. No matter, I'm in the middle of heartburn.

"Your age is thirty-one, when are you going-"

"Mama! Can't you just ruin my birthday?" shelin protest, looking very upset.

"alright. Alden ... The twins have grown up, you can continue your education and pursue your dreams like a normal person. Trust us," said Mama, after failing to lecture Shelin I am the next victim.

Really, I'm tired of handling this difficult situation to explain. I can't explain that the twins can't be with anyone else.

"They're like tails. Are you gonna cut my tail?" I asked by parable.

"Then you'll get old with a widower? Now you're young, chasing dreams you haven't had time to reach," Mama persuaded, still worrying about my situation.

"There is no happier situation than this. Stop worrying about me, Ma," I said as I squeezed the belly that began to wrap around.

"God, why did you give these two useless children? Nothing makes me proud" Mama said so frustrated with her head turned up.

"Father, talk to them, I beg you," Mama asked her husband.

"Look Alden's face, he even mocked me" Mama said, upset at the sight of my face.

What's wrong with my face?

"Alden! You're so disrespectful!" papa said so angry.

"What am I really doing?" My body was tilted here and there because of heartburn.

"Alden, stop joking or we'll die. Papa and Mama are angry" Shelin warned me.

"I'm having diarrhea. I swear, I'm not lying!" I said, my left hand has closed my ass. My face, I don't know how she expresses, must be chimpanzee-like.

"You can still joke? You're gonna ruin my birthday, Al," said Shelin, making me even more upset.

"Is your birthday still important? I'm really having diarrhea" I replied honestly.

They all considered me a child. This is the emergency period, I was joking too much so it was seriously unpredictable.

"Alden, stop joking or I'll really punish you!" threaten Papa.

I had to sit properly, while my stomach sounded like a closet was being watered.

"Shelin, Alden"

"No!" my screams made Papa stop talking.

"Alden! You're really outrageous, you keep joking around. Papa is talking!" mama said, this time really angry.

They cannot understand my suffering. Do I have to scream like a birthing person, whereas I just want to take out a piece of corn.

By Pharaoh's beard, I've opened seven.

"Akk, it's open seven!" I said, sticking alias squeezing chaos in my stomach.

"Jawab my question for the last time. Am I still your baby?" my question, on the sidelines of the emergency back.

"Of course, you're still our little baby" Mama replied, reassuring me.

"Alright, it doesn't matter if this big baby poops in his pants, does it?" I asked, after my fart came out, lucky his friends did not come out, I can still lockdown.

"Iew, Alden's damned!" Shelin screamed shut her nose.

"Why don't you go to the bathroom?!" peekik Mama also closed her nose.

"I told you from the beginning, I was having diarrhea, but you forced me to hold it. It's not all my fault!" I said, not to blame.

Of course if they let me go, this wouldn't happen. Lucky I could hold back the dregs, otherwise, I don't know what's going to happen. Huh, relieved.

"See your son. None of it is true. I have five babies now!" said Mama to Papa.

Sorry, the bomb got out.