Because I'M Father
Unfortunate

Still at my parents' house. Sit down and stir the coffee that is starting to cool. What happened on the bridge that time really made me fast and diet naturally.

I don't even have an appetite. Feeling full by swallowing reality raw. Alisya kissed me, and the effect hasn't gone away until now. Feeling the virginity of my lips stained, even though it is no longer a virgin. It seems like the second phase is hitting me.

"You're tired of living? Not eating rice, but drinking coffee. Why don't you hang yourself in the sutets?!" this weathered woman's screams right in my face.

"Your saliva is poisonous, more toxic than Komodo dragon saliva. So, can you talk to me slowly?" my reply wiped my face.

"All right, I'll talk slow. Aren't you hungry all day not eating?" Shelin whispered, half a sigh made me want to punch her.

"I'm really hungry. Really hungry. I don't eat rice all day, I only eat pizza one pan."

"God dragon. You admit you didn't eat but ate a pizza pan? Kill me, Al. I can't stand to live anymore." Shelin looked very frustrated, even though I was not wrong.

If you haven't eaten rice, it means you haven't eaten, right? What's wrong with eating pizza and two crispy chicken boxes without rice. It can't be counted as a meal, it's just a snack.

"Sister, have you ever been kissed? No, how could someone like you ever feel that," I said immediately rectify the question that is definitely the answer 'never'. Considering my brother's the anti-date guy in his life.

"You think you're the only one who's ever felt it? Of course I have!" next, sounds unsure.

But I'm trying to believe, maybe she's been on a date without me knowing. "Who?"

Shelin seemed to think, to the point of making me very curious, then her laughter broke with her hand hitting me. He looked excited himself, even I felt the story would be funny.

"Speaking used to laugh. It won't be funny if you laugh first. Let me laugh, brother!" my protest.

His laughter really rubbed off on me, but he had not heard anything. Shelin kept hitting me, her eyes sinking from laughing.

"What happened, brother, tell me? It looks so funny. Do you kiss often, so you laugh? Stop laughing, you make me laugh" I protested because his laughter really couldn't be stopped.

"You ask me, have I ever been kissed?" Shelin laughed again after asking.

"Here you go, this ending won't be funny. You know it. People who laugh before finishing the story will find the ending unpleasant" I said, after feeling uninterested in laughing with him.

"I've been like you, kissed" she said after her laughter completely subsided. Suddenly I was excited to return.

"With the wall" he answered, turning back.

In response to Shelin's reply, I simply fell silent. That answer sounds painful. I knew this wasn't gonna be good.

Are you out of your mind, brother?

"D.O Exo did it once too, so, I imitated it," he explained after his laughter subsided.

Really, this one virgin is amazing.

"Father!" Zio came up to me, with a face that looked like he wanted to vomit.

"Why is your face like that?" I asked when his face was like seeing an ex passing by.

"Look at what Vio did," pointed it at the guilty-looking Brother.

"Do you pass gas?" ask Shelin. The way he asked scared my son.

I saw the boy's face back. If the nagging face is suddenly strange, it means he has defecated in his pants. His face looked guilty, even he was holding onto a table leg to hide his guilt.

"Are you BAB, pup, and eek?"

Plaque. My head was hit hard by a blow from Shelin, and I immediately glared in annoyance. "What's my fault?" I don't accept violence in this family home.

"BAB, pup and eek, what's the difference?" shelin asked furiously, ready to hit back.

Yes, although it means the same thing," my dear. As usual I ran away while carrying Vio to the toilet, before a second tantrum struck.

After taking care of one of my children, we returned to the living room. Intending to return to the apartment today, but Shelin could not deliver, there was a business meeting that she had to attend with our parents.

After getting into the car, ready to go home, a message from Mama slid like Vio's pup earlier.

"25 million you'll get, find a mate for your sister, Shelin."

The message made me jump.

25 million

25 million

25 million

25 million

Wanted you.

I can buy diapers and stuff with 25 million. Who should I bring home to Shelin?

"Kids, do you want to eat a snack?"

"Of course, is that subtle to ask, Papa?" replied Nio, the smart one who made me look stupid.

"I'll buy you a full snack. But, you guys have to help me. Are you guys ready?"

"Ready!" he exclaimed the three were so excited.

I'm going to kidnap someone to make a prisoner. Before that, I give the monsters some compensation first. I drive the car to the mini market, take them inside.

"Don't buy anything that doesn't matter, okay?"

"okay."

One by one I dropped it from the car, giving advice not to flutter when inside later. The trolley became my grip, and the three little monsters ran to and fro choosing their favorite snack.

Well, it seems like this is starting to go wrong. My advice was so useless, they promised and were immediately disavowed. They put almost all the snacks on the shelf they passed.

"Stop it, don't take it all!" I screamed, even though no one cared.

Alright, it's too late to give advice. All snacks have gone into the trolley to the brim. How am I gonna pay for this?

"I love you, Papa. Very, very much in love snack-no, I mean in love with Papa," Vio errs when his tiny lips are hard to lie.

"You love me? Thank you, "my reply is to endure this suffering.

I love my twenty-five million as well.

"Your party's not paying enough, can you pay in cash?" The tell of the cashier instantly rendered me helpless.

I need Doraemon's help.

Doraemon, I need your magic bag.

Doraemons.

"Em, can you give me a discount?" I gave him puppy eyes to persuade.

"Sorry, first your face is no longer as funny as your child. Second, you can return the goods, and take what you can pay for" he refused.

"How about you, just give me all the rest of the stuff I can't pay for. The reward is that you can take a picture with us. How's it?" tawarku full of spirit.

However, the face of the cashier woman was suddenly unfriendly. Like a cloudy city that's gonna rain soon.

"Listen, first you're not Chanyeol, second you're not famous, third, what do I get from your pictures?" he took a breath so long.

"You're right, I'm not Chanyeol let alone Fabio Quartararo. But, you can display our photos in your home. When else can I take pictures with us, especially my little monsters? We were very famous in the apartment," I explained, a little cocky. However, it seems that Dora's haired woman and the body of the balloon will not be interested.

"All right, how about-"

"Leave behind things you can't pay for. Finish," cut it off without even listening to my last offer.

Disappointed, I threw one by one things I could not afford to pay to the trolley. It's a shame that Alden Alisano can't afford to pay his 1.2 million. Plus my card that somehow contains only up to 900 thousand. It's impressive that my other card was left at home.

"Thank you, Dora. You're very kind, pretty and not arrogant!" my poem with the typical lips of a nyinyir.

"Thank you for the compliment" he replied, adding to my blood levels, and something stuck out in my throat. Jakun already stood out, this will stand out even more if I don't leave immediately.

"Look tomorrow, I'll get 25 million, I won't be shopping here anymore!" maki's upset.

"Life is indeed class" said Zio while leading me out of the mini market.

"Classman? One, two or three, choose me or him?" sahut Vio shook his hips.

"I mean hard, not class. It's different, don't equate," I confirmed.