Because I'M Father
What's again?

No wind, no more rain. This time it was not Mama who returned to throwing a tantrum, but Papa. I could only sit on the floor of this apartment staring at the girl playing with my three sons.

He really brought a girl into my house. Did the man who served as my father not think of risks?

Now the girl named Melia is approaching me. That twenty-year-old girl Papa is my match. Just look what I'm gonna do to derail it.

"I feel happy playing with them" said Melia sitting next to me. "The three of them are quite friendly"

He does not know yet, how the mood of the Monster if the middle is ugly. End of the history.

I smile this time, I'll be nice to him. Because Melia is Papa's friend's daughter. I had to remain elegant in designing the plan so that my Papa was not ashamed, having a child like me.

"You agree to marry me?" I started throwing punches.

I saw him looking down and then nodding without looking at me. He hid the hue on his cheek.

"When do you want to get married?" This time he faced me.

"If you want as soon as possible, I will" Melia replied.

This Grandma Lampir, is she unconscious. What would happen if he married me?

"really. Let's get married soon?" I said with a smile of victory, just look at what I will do.

"really? You're gonna marry me?" Enthusiasticity says.

Am I that handsome? Why does this boy like a widower like me? Oh my goodness, his taste is low. Though she was beautiful, smooth skin, beautiful eyes, long hair, she could have been looking for a handsome man out there. Why should I? Should I be happy?

I nodded and he hugged me. Verily I fear sinning hope in this young girl.

"I'll give you three children too" I said as I stroked his back. "I'm gonna have you three kids"

"Huh"

He was surprised by my question and immediately let go of his embrace.

"You know I'm a geezer" I laughed in an echoing heart.

"But... I-"

"You want five at a time? All right" I bargained as if interested in marrying her.

"First night, we'll sleep with all of them. You know that, right?"

"Huh" Melia was getting shocked at hearing my questions one by one.

Let's run or cry. Marrying me is not easy. After all, I will choose the woman who accepts the little monsters selflessly. And who truly loves them like their own children.

"If we get married, you'll take care of all of them and I'll work as a husband. We'll be very happy." My story is very nice. I try to embrace it.

However, he encouraged me not to embrace him. It was a sign that fear was running through his soul.

Good Alden you did it perfectly. You're a great Alden.

"It's not. Can't you stay home with me to take care of them together?" Melia seemed nervous saying it.

"Then what should I feed you? Of love? You will die of hunger" I said still smiling.

Honestly, Papa's choice is not wrong so it's easy to get rid of it. This young girl has high ambitions, thinking more about lifestyle. It was not difficult to scare him with a dark shadow of the future.

"By the way, you want to help me pull out my armpit hair? My armpit hair's fertile, good wife-to-be ha-"

"Can we talk about this? I mean, my future" cut him still nervous.

Of course, I had expected him to think of himself. I await his decision.

"I still have dreams, I hope you let me pursue my faith. Until the time comes we get married" Melia said bowed.

Didn't he bring his life here?

"I'll talk to Papa, I hope you understand my dream" he added.

I smiled as I stroked her hair. I'm not angry at all because I wish he'd come back to his parents. Help me thwart this stupid plan. If I were ready to get married, I would have chosen a woman who was worth it. Not a young girl like her.

Melia nodded after getting an explanation from me.

"I won't be your wife. See you, nice to meet you!" Her pampit stood up and gave her Korean greetings. He left with a little run. He looked sad, either disappointed that we could not unite or out of fear.

After the girl left I stood up and. "Yeah! Alden is great!" My screams gobbled up.

"What's wrong?" Zio's question looked confused. He looked up because of his short body.

"Papa is happy? Why not bring us?" Tanya Nio pursed her lips.

In the end I took them out together. Shouting was not clear until the apartment was filled with the cries of the four of us.

°°°

An hour after the girl's departure, Papa and Mama came directly to me and the monsters who were looking at the vehicle from the window.

"Alden" cried Mama, I closed my ears and approached the two.

Papa looks angry but just quiet. No flinching. The mama? Of course his hands are already ruffled waist like a model who will do the catwalk.

"Why are you scaring him? What did you say to her until she refused?" Mama asked annoyed.

Was it that fast that the news spread?

"I said I'd marry her and give her three twins too" I told Mama to take a broom. I know what's gonna happen next.

"Basin' a rancid boy! Why you did it Alden. You are very naughty" said Mama hit my ass with a broom.

I ran to avoid it even though the broom landed right on the buttocks, plus the scolding of Mama who continued to adorn this punishment. Mama kept hitting me and nagging like a stepmom.

"I'm sorry, Ma! I'm sorry to keep pissing you off! But I love you."

"I can't believe it! You got everyone talking about our family! You and Shelin are the same! It's useless!" Mama was still upset, and hit me while chasing me who kept running away from her broom swing.

"Aw sick, Ma! I'm sorry!"

Finally, Mama stopped. The woman sat down on the floor while adjusting her breathing. While I was still standing, holding my butt that felt sore from being hit by the damn broom.

For a moment I remembered the childlike behavior that made my parents tired of facing me. Sometimes I feel guilty. I wanted to make both my parents proud but fate didn't approve of it.

"Life is God who determines, we who live, others who comment. After I or Shelin get married, they won't stop talking about us, they'll look for other ingredients" I said, making Mama look at me lethargic. He looks grunting but agrees too.

"You've always been good at making me forgive you"

I hugged her tightly, this woman whose real heart was soft was the best Mama. There was no woman like her, who hit me but cried after. Who scolded me for the real good. He cares the most about his ways.

I looked at him, wiping his dripping sweat. "I love you, Ma" I said with a sweet smile.

"What are you possessed of?" Mama said chuckling.

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I was in my room when my parents came home. Together with the three Monsters who were looking at the state of my ass, while I lay on my stomach with pants slightly sagging. I'm sure my ass is blue, red, purple, or something. Whereas before it was smooth white, just like my bathroom floor.

"Gosh I don't believe it" said Vio surprised when he saw the state of my butt.

"What's that bad, until the youngest is surprised? Now it was Nio and Zio's turn to be surprised. Makes me curious about the current state of my ass.

"Sabal Papa, your butt is as good as zebla" said Zio to make me grimace.

"My mouth is like the moon's gelhana" Nio said, having a personal opinion.

From all their reactions, it was certain that my ass turned into a charred pot butt. I didn't think it would be like this. I can't even sit. My skin is as sensitive as a baby.

"The thing has turned gray" Zio said as she touched my butt slowly.

"It's closed again, it's not a night market spectacle" I said and they complied.

They bother me again by going up to my back. The three began to riot with a game of horses that I never liked. Unfortunately, my smooth butt has to be temporarily stern. I'll apply the oil so it doesn't dry.

Attentiveness. Do not imitate at home, only done by professionals.