The Emperor God Wife Is Naughty
3. The Stupid Game

A girl standing in front of the mirror blinked her eyes at herself with a stupid face. His eyes were perfectly rounded, his mouth speechless until it hung round shape. He held both of his cheeks in shock then slapped himself.

This must be a dream!

How did she become beautiful overnight!

Unfortunately he felt pain when he slapped himself which means this is not a dream.

Xie Ran this time was really so stupid. He himself felt strange since waking up, feeling his sleep was very deep and his body was so light as feathers as if the previous days had never happened. Even he could jump around again like a rabbit and roll around freely.

What surprised her even more, besides her now extremely beautiful face without any scars or dust, the poison in her body had magically disappeared. Even his entire wound was gone without a trace. Xie Ran did not know how to react.

On the other hand he was happy and had never been this happy for three years, but on the other hand he felt it was bad. He must pretend to be stupid. How did he become to look stupid with this appearance!

Either luck or misfortune. Xie Ran was already confused and pacing indistinctly inside the room. Fortunately everyone still thought that Xie Ran was still fainted from severe injuries.

Xie Ran climbed onto his bed, trying to cultivate the qi within his body. The flow of qi in the body felt extremely smooth without any hindrance. Even if he drank the antidote to the poison wouldn't surf this either. How did this happen? Is it because of the medicinal herbs in that glass box?

So precious, it even made Xie Chen so angry and dragged him along. But it should not heal all wounds clean without a trace. Xie Ran also remembered very well that the medicine he did not drink but spilled and yawned. This is too weird.

If his wound was treated by the healer, he remembered once that Xie Chen had not said anything or simply brought it to the room. Xie Chen was so angry that he did not bring the healer and left him injured alone.

Who treated him?

"Have anyone else come?" Xie Ran was completely confused but found no answer.

He didn't even know who to ask. No one ever talked to him. For three years, he was completely silent. Fortunately, I did not forget how to talk.

If someone came to save her, why not first? If you just found him, why not take him away from this hell? Why not show up and tell the truth? So many questions filled his brain.

He sighed. Never mind, just think about it later. For now, he had to think of a way to keep his face from looking eye-catching. With this face, it would be easy for him to attract everyone's attention. He has to hide it.

Some fighting abilities he still had from his previous life. Only, his physique was still too weak so it had to be retrained. But at the very least, he could do anything with this weak body to pick up the incognito items.

He came out silently and took the robe from the clothesline originally. Wear it and wander around the residence silently.

As long as no one pays close attention to his movements, no one will see. Her speed from her previous life had not changed, she remained fast and agile then took out the makeup equipment from the maid's room.

The servants were busy, he could take the opportunity easily. If only his physique was good enough, he would not have to worry about this and could run away right now.

After all, he still did not want to give any vigilance to the residence person because of his disappearance. He had to stay here, stay within their watch until they were not wary of Xie Ran for a single moment.

If a prisoner is on the side of the police, where might the thought that the prisoner would do anything suspicious under his nose? But Xie Ran was a different prisoner.

He used to do his stunts under everyone's nose including the police and soldiers. He used to walk during the day to do blatant missions without getting caught.

Of course, the way is to blend in. He is easy to blend in and perform. He had so many names in the past that no one knew which one was his real name.

Even his daily appearance and attitude did not match that of a qualified assassin so no one was suspicious. That was why, he was ranked highest among the members of the killing machines his organization had formed.

After stealing a makeup kit, she returned to the room smoothly and changed her appearance to a bad one. His clear skin darkened and then painted scars on his cheeks and forehead.

Xie Ran hates this. She loves her looks but she has to destroy it again. He can only be patient until the time comes.

"Good," muttered Xie Ran sighing at her poor appearance. She was already like a disabled girl from a commoner family who had no future. As long as no one doused his face and wiped it, he would be safe.

Now, he just needs to do the training. In Zhongbu Continent, all humans trained magic in the body and used weapons as a medium. Early cultivation techniques were in the form of flowing qi through meridians to the dantian—below navel. After the qi is collected, then a magic is formed in the body that can be used according to the amount of qi absorbed.

Qi can be found in many places around the world. The more and purely a qi, the better the training will be and the faster it will improve.

But everyone can not continuously absorb qi without digesting it properly—or give pause. If one had excess qi, that person would have experienced qi lapses and explodes, or be possessed by an evil spirit and become insane. This risk is high enough that you must understand the dantian and meridian pathways correctly.

Xie Ran had understood that long ago. He sat cross-legged on the bed, closed his eyes and began to slowly drain the qi into his dantian. Once it is perfectly collected, it will form a basic stage magic.

Basic stage magic is a form transfer magic. It's like telekinesis—if it's called by modern society. Ordinary magic transferor possessed eight out of ten people in general. It was not too difficult the origin in the body to have qi and understand the meridian pathway.

The servants or poor commoners had no qi in the body, they would only be servants or slaves. The rest must have magic. Or they'll be called junk. Like the current Xie Ran. Xie Ran had to break through the five basic stages of magic cultivation in order to reach the early stages.

It had been a day and a night, Xie Ran had managed to break through the two basic stages of the transfiguration. It was included the fastest because of its foundation—from a strong past life—, also its meridian smoothly— which is why it is still a mystery.

Magic uses mental strength as the foundation for understanding meridian and dantian pathways. Xie Ran has undergone various kinds of physical and mental training in the past so that it can improve quickly. The reason why he did not stop to pause or digest, it still had a mystery and he himself did not know why.

Because his soul was shifting, only his mental strength was still lingering while his physique was repeating. That's why, it would be easy for him to practice magic. As for the physical strength for the actual battle, it still had to go through the training process.

Mental and physical strength combined would be extremely powerful. Only families that have enough resources have them.

Because of Xie Ran's skill that he still remembered, it wouldn't be difficult for him to move up the ranks. He just needs to strengthen his physical condition and will become himself in his past life. Or even he became stronger due to the addition of magic.

After a few days through a bad day of being bullied, and good due to the increase in magic, he secretly trained his physique by exercising.

He also took the opportunity if Xie Nu gave him a punching penalty as an endurance exercise despite having to end up fainting. It was to train his bones based on the book he had read first.

Everything Xie Nu did, he always made the most of it. Even until the 50 blows that usually did not finish had fainted, he could survive to the end even though he had to faint again.

This extreme training is too much for a girl. It was fortunate that Xie Chen had already kindly given the healer to take care of him.

Every time he saw Xie Nu, Xie Ran kept cheering in his heart at that stupid face that he wanted to be punished. He even deliberately acted increasingly foolishly in order for Xie Nu to punish him. The little boy was used as a stepping stone, who would have thought?

One day, Xie Nu took him out of the residence. The bodyguards also come along, while Xie Ran acts as a slave who continues to be used as a guide for trivial things. He felt the role of Liu Ya while Xie Nu was the arrogant Xie Ran.

"Xie Ran, quickly bring it! Don't fall or I'll punish you harder!" ketus Xie Nu without looking at Xie Ran who was sleeping on groceries.

"Hurry up!" The bodyguards behind him pushed Xie Ran hard. The strength of the bodyguard was higher so Xie Ran was easily pushed away, even the item in his hand nearly fell.

Along the way, Xie Ran was filled with boredom. There is no punishment, he is only a shadow even if it is good.

But spending time in the middle of the road he thinks is a waste of time. He was too tired to stand in the middle of the street with fools.

Xie Nu roamed around cheerfully while looking at the goods with sparkling eyes. The bodyguards including Xie Ran followed him to a tired heart. When Xie Nu was boasting the jade bracelet that had just been purchased, someone grabbed it quickly and ran away.

Xie Nu was shocked. The bodyguards swiftly chased while Xie Nu whined for help, he even raised his voice to trigger a commotion.

The little girl went towards the bodyguards leaving as well as Xie Ran who had just been silently watching. Xie Ran only felt .. there would be something at the end of the chase.

Overwhelmed thieves chased by bodyguards almost resigned. He threw the bracelets he had stolen into the valley and ran off in the other direction quickly. But unfortunately, he was caught by the bodyguards and beaten all out.

Xie Nu looked at her in annoyance and scolded her. Then seeing her beautiful bracelet stuck in a tall tree from under the valley instantly glanced at Xie Ran intensely.

"You, quickly grab it! If you don't get it, don't expect to come back safely!"

Xie Ran was eager to hit that one boy at will. She thought Xie Ran was a cat that had many lives? If Xie Ran fell into the valley, would he still be alive? Obviously Xie Nu wanted to kill him on the grounds of taking the bracelet.

But right now Xie Ran had no other choice. He handed the items in his hand to the other servants and walked towards the valley doubtfully. The valley was very high, so high that it was not visible where the end was. It was filled with dense trees that appeared like a bush.

Xie Ran walked towards the bracelet that was on top of the large branch carefully and trembled. Sensing a swaying branch, he jumped towards the branch where the bracelet was.

The twig was successfully grabbed, unexpectedly the twig was so fragile that it broke along with the bracelet that fell down.

Xie Ran was wide-eyed. Was his body that heavy until the branch broke?

In the end his hand could not hold the branch anymore and also fell down loosely. Scared cries echoed from Xie Ran's mouth which continued to fall from a height as if no barrier had hit him.

No one panicked. They saw it as if they had expected it, as did Xie Nu. The girl looked down at the valley where there was Xie Ran who was getting further and further down. He smiled slanted.

"If you can't, you'll have to stay there. Don't expect to run, you'll be watched!" Xie Nu yelled all the way to Xie Ran's falling ears. His childish voice echoed in the valley, very loud.

The little girl snorted and left with the bodyguards and servants, leaving behind the battered thief, as well as Xie Ran whose life-giving was unclear. There was no guilt in his dark heart.

Xie Nu came back cheerfully. The trash of his family died of his own stupidity, of course he was very happy. Surely that fool died at such a height.

Who can survive? Only luck could save, the fool was not so lucky. Even though he managed to survive for three years since the massacre out of luck, he was still a useless fool.

If dying was already his own destiny, he would be very happy. If life is good too, Xie Nu still has a chance to play the fool who makes his own entertainment for him.

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