The Emperor God Wife Is Naughty
83. The Art of Seductive

"You want a solution?" Dou Dou asked with a mysterious smile. Not only was he alone, Li Chen and the Azure Dragon were also the same.

"What?" Although Xie Ran did not believe them, he still listened. Who knows, it is useful.

While Ann Rou next to Xie Ran looked at her friends suspiciously. Let's not say their muddy brains are in trouble. Then he looked at Xie Ran who looked serious beyond his expectations, even though the three creatures did not look serious at all.

"Don't look at me like that" Xie Ran said with his flat face glancing at Ann Rou.

"Miss Xie, don't believe their perverted proposal," whispered Ann Rou in Xie Ran's ear.

Xie Ran nodded faintly. "Just calm down."

"Based on my judgment as a man, if my woman is close to someone else, I will also be angry. His Highness did not kill them already including restraint so he could only harbor resentment alone without venting it. If I were to become His Majesty, I'm not sure they could live until now." The Azure Dragon put on a serious face, but to the two women it did not look serious at all but was being smart-ass.

"If I become His Majesty, I need persuasion." Dou Dou smiled mysteriously.

"Only persuasion is not enough. You have to give him something to show your sincerity," Li Chen continued and then sighed. "Unfortunately Your Majesty is too rich to be rewarded. The goods in this world had absolutely no price in his eyes."

"What if you persuade him in a different way?" exclaim Dou Dou Dou.

"Give food for example, but that only applies if Your Majesty has recovered and regained his true vitality." The Azure Dragon rubbed his chin looking thoughtful.

"Ann Rou, what do you think?" ask Li Chen.

Ann Rou looked at them flatly. "I'm not looking for trouble. What if His Majesty punishes? It's been quite a punishment before I was chased by thousands of White Sharks for the sake of electric corals. My previous punishment is still being accommodated, you want to torture me through His Majesty?!"

"Ann Rou, you're here definitely involved." Dou Dou sneered. The animal is always angry and does not want to interfere. But in the end, the four of them were always one of the groups in working on the punishment.

"In addition to helping Miss Xie, Your Majesty will not punish us." The Azure Dragon was so confident and astounding.

Ann Rou snorted in annoyance and turned her back to them. He did not want to interfere and get punished. Let them be exposed to their own karma without involving it.

"Miss Xie, do you have any advice?" ask Li Chen.

Xie Ran who had been silent since. "If I have a lot of experience in relationships, where might I ask."

"I heard you had an ex in a past life. Why do you say you have no experience?" Azure Dragon astonished. Was he the one who misheard or was Xie Ran too stiff?

Xie Ran was somewhat forced to bring it up. "While I was engaged to someone else and was getting married, I was always busy with my work. Besides, I don't like anybody. The previous relationship happened because of coercion without my consent and .. everything passed so quickly."

"Then ... Are you married?" Dou Dou was curious.

Xie Ran chuckled. "If I want to, I don't have a chance either. I was in a hurry to kill that man before my death."

They were flabbergasted, increasingly feeling that their lady's story was interesting. Li Chen asked, "Miss Xie, did you guys fight to the point of killing each other? Is it that bad?"

Xie Ran almost laughed. "Don't ask me again, he and I are very bad even though from the outside it looks harmonious. Even though we were once home, I very rarely went home because of work. That person also didn't care about me and invited many women home to party. I'm not angry because I don't care and I barely ever stay home, but sometimes it's like he has a special relationship with me and seduces me ...."

"Then, what happened?" Azure Dragon was curious.

Xie Ran smiled in anguish. "What else? I didn't like being approached, so I hit him. In the end, we wrestled like we wanted to kill each other. I remember being thrown from the second floor and falling into a pool. Let's just say it's a battle experience exercise."

They fell silent as did Ann Rou who was listening. It is indeed worthy of being chosen by the God of Assassins as a couple, it is very suitable!

"It's a pity that I can't fight Qu Xuanzi," Xie Ran muttered heard by the four animals. They immediately wanted to comment but Xie Ran continued his sentence. "Or .. I challenge him now to negotiate."

"Don't!" The four of them instantly stopped the bad thoughts of Xie Ran who was desperate to find death. Want to challenge the Celestial Emperor? Is this girl crazy!

"I'm just kidding," said Xie Ran with his innocent face. He didn't even feel guilty as if he had said nothing just now.

They were relieved after hearing it. Just scare the girl. What a bad joke. They were not afraid that Xie Ran would be defeated and injured, but rather that they would be subjected to mass punishment. Qu Xuanzi couldn't possibly hurt Xie Ran, but would blame those who lured Xie Ran into thinking about that stupid thing.

"No longer talk about the dead. So ... what should I do to persuade Qu Xuanzi?" Xie Ran was still troubled thinking about that.

In the end the Azure Dragon and his two friends regained their spirits as usual after being hit by Xie Ran's sad story. While Ann Rou turned her eyeballs looking at their strange level.

The Azure Dragon began to behave like an advisor. "So here's my advice ...." He began to say the right solution for Xie Ran while the girl listened carefully.

...ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ...

Qu Xuanzi's room was already in sight. Xie Ran hesitated for a moment at the thought that the man would chase her away coldly. Just thinking about it made him lose confidence.

While behind him was the Azure Dragon and cheering comrades. While Ann Rou could only pray in her heart despite still intending without saying anything.

"Sir, are they too bored to cuddle with you like that? They intend evil." Long Long was astonished by the different creatures of that type.

"I know, but I want to see how good their plan is. If it can restore the atmosphere, it'll be good."

"What if it doesn't?"

".... We're running away."

"We? Didn't you just run away from that crazy idea?"

"It's .. I'm curious anyway. I wouldn't be killed just for doing it. Reason is still available a lot, it will not run out." Xie Ran flicked his shoulders and walked into the room.

First Xie Ran peeked first from behind the door. Upon seeing Qu Xuanzi's whereabouts who was in a lotus state and closing his eyes, he immediately entered without leaving a sound. Unlike the creatures out there who flocked to stand in front of the door while gluing their ears. Ann Rou is no exception.

After closing the door, slowly Xie Ran stepped over while looking at the architecture of the room full of silence. Very quiet and calm, until his footsteps that should not sound became audible.

Ignoring the sound of his footsteps, he walked towards Qu Xuanzi and crouched down in front of him. His gaze piqued meticulously until a moment later he sighed.

"It's a pity that I hit such a handsome face like that."

"Sir, you still haven't moved on?"

"Originally talk! I even thought that if he was still alive, he must have partied realizing that I died in the middle of the sea after trying to kill him. Such a man, how could it possibly attract my attention? I remember it because my memory is too good."

"You even explained right away" she said.

Xie Ran snorted in annoyance. Why did Long Long always just corner him as if he was his servant. It sucks!

"So, are you going to do the stupid dragon's advice?" ask Long Long.

"No, they seem to want to knock me out." Their advice was to tease Qu Xuanzi. As the saint beasts thought, Xie Ran was very stupid in terms of relationships and never once looked like a lover with Qu Xuanzi, always like a peer. So, they intended to hone Xie Ran into a 'good lover'.

"Then ... How are you going? I suggest not looking for unnecessary trouble." Long Long Long had a bad feeling about what Xie Ran was going to do.

"You're not my mother, why should you arrange?" reply Xie Ran sarcasm then smiled obliquely. "I Xie Ran never felt guilty, if anyone said I was guilty, then that person was the one who misjudged. My pride is high, I will teach that arrogant Emperor a lesson. Who told him to leave me when dealing with the followers of those?"

Because Qu Xuanzi's consciousness was in another realm. He won't be caught doing anything here. He could not hit that handsome face, then could only cross it with ink. Then draw him a turtle ....

Xie Ran picked up the brush and ink that had already been scraped from the space ring. The brushes are dipped to create a liquid black color in the bristles. With a slow movement, he pointed the tip of the black brush at Qu Xuanzi's face.

A little more he was able to teach Qu Xuanzi a lesson. As soon as his brush was about to touch Qu Xuanzi's smooth skin, a hand held him back until Xie Ran could not move.

Am I caught? Xie Ran was silent for a while before the pair of eagle eyes opened staring at him flatly. Xie Ran felt caught off guard. Oh, he got caught wet!

"Try to teach a lesson?" Qu Xuanzi knew Xie Ran's intentions. That was also the reason why he was acting cold because he knew Xie Ran who had high self-esteem could not easily obey.

Xie Ran blinked his eyes. He was caught off guard and felt his head would be gone right now. However in front of him was the respected God of Assassins, how could he be this stupid!

There was no other choice, to use it that way. Xie Ran bit his lips in doubt before he finally took the initiative to stick his lips to Qu Xuanzi's.

Xie Ran's experience of kissing was so bad that he just stuck his lips together for a while. After which, he removed the link staring at Qu Xuanzi guiltlessly. Qu Xuanzi was just silently arranging.

Xie Ran bit his lips thinking of the exact phrase "I came with good intentions, okay. It's been two days that you've been cold, not even helping me deal with those people. You're angry that I approached another man, I've had self-introspection and admitted to being wrong. If it wasn't for information that was hard to come by, I wouldn't have used it two days ago."

"Is face-scribbling a goodwill?"

Xie Ran felt slapped until his eyes twitched. He scratched his non-itchy nape. This maniacal hygiene has always troubled him. "Here you go, I'm just messing around. Little things like that, don't need to be extended."

Xie Ran looked at Qu Xuanzi's unchanging cold face not feeling satisfied. Did the iceberg intentionally make it difficult?

"Sister Xuanzi, are you still angry?" Xie Ran tried to persuade because he had no other choice. Recalling about the advice the Azure Dragon could not understand, he ignored it and tried to become a cute little boy.

"No."

Although Xie Ran felt Qu Xuanzi was being honest, but he still thought his mistake was too great let alone based on his discussion with the four saint beasts before. It could have been that Qu Xuanzi just wanted Xie Ran to not bother him anymore.

The girl stood up and sat on Qu Xuanzi's lap naturally. He has no other choice. The kiss just now did not make Qu Xuanzi melt and he kept thinking about how. The thing is, his plan relies on Qu Xuanzi as well.

As Xie Ran sat on his lap and placed a hand on his shoulder, Qu Xuanzi was slightly surprised. Since when did Xie Ran learn to be this creative?

Xie Ran did not look awkward or anything like that, instead he felt comfortable and looked at Qu Xuanzi inside. "You can't leave like yesterday." His intention was to restrain Qu Xuanzi. However as he became closer to her, he somehow felt Qu Xuanzi was quite familiar when looked at carefully. The longer he looked at it, the more tempted he was by his good looks!

Xie Ran would not have expected that he was tempted, even looking at her without blinking. He did not know what to say because all the prepared sentences were deleted. This was all wrong Qu Xuanzi who was too handsome!

"Yesterday there was business." Qu Xuanzi lowered his tone to not be cold.

"You're angry with me .. You taught the man from the Orchid Pavilion .. and ignored me when cornered by the woman surnamed Li."

There was no reply from Qu Xuanzi, no idea what he was thinking. He just stared at Xie Ran without taking a look. It's the base of the iceberg.

"Are you there?" Xie Ran shook his palm in front of Qu Xuanzi's face.

Qu Xuanzi caught Xie Ran's hand before speaking, "I'm not angry." He smiled and rubbed Xie Ran's face gently. "There's something I can't say right now."

"I'm not forcing you to tell." Xie Ran had no problem Qu Xuanzi did not tell. Everyone has a secret and he appreciates it.

"I'll tell you one day."

Xie Ran nodded slowly and thought of leaving to continue the investigation. His silly trick worked, yet as soon as he made his move, Qu Xuanzi held Xie Ran still in his lap. The man actually wrapped around Xie Ran's waist tighter.

"Who told you to tease me like this?"

"I'm not flirting." I don't know why Xie Ran felt his stomach tingling. He tried to neutralize his attitude as much as possible.

Qu Xuanzi smiled and kissed Xie Ran's lips at a glance. "Who taught you?" As he recalled Xie Ran did not know how to take the initiative to approach someone sensually.

"I saw it in the movie, so I said it. Then the Azure Dragon also said ...." Xie Ran glanced at Qu Xuanzi with a seductive look. He pulled his body closer until their noses almost touched. "In this case, I can't lose to you. Also, a little initiative might help me persuade to defuse the anger."

Unexpectedly Xie Ran easily stuck in the ambiguous Azure Dragon utterance. The playboy dragon seemed to have given Xie Ran 'learning' before.

Qu Xuanzi slightly raised the corner of her lips together. "Often."

"No." Xie Ran immediately refused. Today is special to persuade this iceberg to want to work well together later. No other times especially often!

"Do I have to be angry first for you to be creative?" Qu Xuanzi looked at him with a seductive look.

"Depends ...." Xie Ran was unwilling to stare at Qu Xuanzi or else he would fall asleep again.

"depends?" Qu Xuanzi brought his face closer and closer until both of their noses touched.

He was getting nervous when he felt that cold breath. "Sister Xuanzi, are you going to let me go?"

"Not now." Qu Xuanzi did not continue, instead playing Xie Ran's long hair.

Xie Ran wanted to cry now. "Is there anything else to say?"

"Ranran, stay here a while." Qu Xuanzi pulled Xie Ran into his embrace slowly.

Xie Ran looked at him full of question marks, not knowing why Qu Xuanzi looked a little begging. Although the tone of voice or speech was not implied by the plea, but Xie Ran felt that something was being hidden made Qu Xuanzi uneasy. It's not that bad.

"Good." Xie Ran no longer refused to make a thin smile engraved on Qu Xuanzi's lips. After all, Xie Ran was quite comfortable and warm, so it didn't matter a bit to relax from the hard work.

Xie Ran was able to hear Qu Xuanzi's heartbeat being so calm and orderly as to the rhythm. His ears stuck right on the man's chest so that it sounded clear making him feel calm. Not bad either.

When swept away in silence, Qu Xuanzi suddenly felt something and slightly moved his finger. The door opened so wide that several figures fell leaving Ann Rou standing with her eyes stretched out.

"Stupid," he murmured. He immediately pulled the fallen fools with his strength until the three men stood back with a foolish look.

Now, their attention was focused on Qu Xuanzi and Xie Ran. They were speechless without saying anything at once having a guilty face as if they had made a grave mistake.

Xie Ran was surprised, feeling that his position was too ambiguous, he was about to stand up but Qu Xuanzi kept his arms around him until he could not change positions. What's he supposed to do?

"Your Majesty, we didn't see anything. We're going!" The Azure Dragon became the representative of his friends and knelt down together.

Qu Xuanzi spoke coldly. "I initially corrected the first mistake, but not the second. Quickly go introspection and hang upside down until the next trip."

"Good!" The Azure Dragon responded to him even though he was crying inwardly. He stood up and was about to leave, but Ann Rou's voice stopped him.

"Your Majesty, this punishment .. does not include me, does it?" Ann Rou tried to negotiate. He did not interfere in the first problem, but he did have time to eavesdrop on the romance earlier. But he wasn't too caught.

Ann Rou who was initially confident would not be punished and widened her smile at the three saint beasts, it became bitter as soon as it saw Qu Xuanzi's sharp gaze that had a hint that he was also taking part in the punishment. He didn't want to go with those three stupid animals.

Xie Ran saw how limp their shoulders got out and closed the door. He was stunned, then looked at Qu Xuanzi who had a dark face for having been bullied. He could only sigh.