Young Ustadz
#217
"Aren't you going to take a bath?" kang Hatim asked as Hana was changing.
"No way!" answer Hana.
"Look, you'll definitely take a shower tonight! It'll be a bath for you!" kang Hatim said slowly.
"What?" ask Hana.
"What what?" ask back kang Hatim.
"What did you just say?"
"What's not saying!"
''I'm denger! What's that supposed?"
"What do you mean?"
"Why is it tonight I'm going to take a bath?" ask Hana.
"Ouuh, you will be punished! So later after the law, you'll have to take a shower!" answer kang Hatim.
''What is the punishment?"
"Let's see bi!" kang Hatim.
"I don't want to be punished!" said Hana.
"Come!'' kang Hatim took Hana.
'Don't want to!"
"Come on!" kang Hatim.
"No need to ah!"
Kang Hatim even tickled Hana's stomach until Hana laughed amusedly because of kang Hatim.
"Nor kang!" while laughing.
"Ancient kang! Kasian's baby!" said Hana.
"Eh, I forgot!" kang Hatim stopped tickling Hana's stomach but rubbed Hana's stomach.
"I'm sorry, son! That's because umma you're naughty!" kang Hatim said after bending his legs until his face was straight with Hana's stomach still flat.
"Ama? how's ama?" ask Hana.
"From rama! rama's a father in Sundanese! so ama!"
''Oh, why did I become umma?'' ask Hana.
"That's from umi! So umma!" answer kang Hatim.
"Oooh that!" Hana nodded in understanding.
"If you're the same, what do you want to call?" ask Hana.
"What yes? If it's grandma, there's no art!" kang Hatim.
"Umi've already! It's the same with me umma, so same with umi,umi!" said Hana.
"It's good!'' kang Hatim.
"If the same tea Zahra,teh Dawa,teh the same princess tea Alvi?" ask Hana.
"Let's go!" answer kang Hatim.
"Yes already! That same nephew niece of aka?" ask Hana.
"If it is the same man, if the woman is aceu!" answer kang Hatim.
"T-so aceuk?" ask Hana.
''Aceuk, from the word lanceuk, means kaka!" answer kang Hatim.
"As much as you!" answer kang Hatim.
"I can't wait to be born!" said Hana.
"Come ah, don't you want to play?" ask kang Hatim.
"Come on!" hana answered.They joined hands out of the room intent on going to see the nephew of Kang Hatim's nephew.
"Where are they kang?" ask Hana when she leaves the house.
"They're who?" ask back kang Hatim.
"Akang's nephew!" answer Hana.
"Whose nephew?" ask kang Hatim.
"Akang's nephew?"
"Aren't I your husband?"
"Sorry, my niece, right?" ask Hana.
"Maybe they're in Umi's house!" answer kang Hatim.
"Oh!"
"If it's the child you bear, whose child?'' ask kang Hatim.
"My son!" answer Hana.
"Not our son?"
"No! It's my son!" answer Hana.
"My son dong too!" kang Hatim.
"No no, who's humming?" ask Hana.
"You!!'' answer kang Hatim.
"So then, who gave birth to this child?''
"You!"
"So, after being born, who suckles him?"
"Akang time!'' answer kang Hatim.
"Whose child is this?" ask Hana.
"But, if there is no akang, you will not be able to get pregnant bi, of course you are Siti Maryam!" kang Hatim.
''Anyway this is my son!"
"Nyesel will make you pregnant bi!"
"What what?"
"Why didn't God create women and you men?"
''Eh, you can't talk that way!''
"Oh yeah, is this just a daydream!"
''And in the book of Nasho ihul ibad too, if we want to be rich, then do not daydream much!'' said Hana.
''Not much! Just a little!"
"Have it up!"
"Suit the power to Ustadzah!" kang Hatim.