Young Ustadz
The Extra Chapter 1.7
"Well mothers, so that's as much as we can't do! As much as possible we should stay away from it! Although there will be no torture if we carry out the acclamation, but it will be small, but if you stay away from it will get a reward then it is better to stay away!"
"There are so many laws in our daily activities that even mothers may not know! You know what you do when you poop?"
"Noooo!" answer the worshipers mother.Kini kang Hatim is filling a lecture event at a madrasyah village next door that kang Hatim routinely once a month to fill the event at the madrasyah.
"Well, even though we are that chapter almost every day! There are even hourly chapters! Or her chapter for an hour! Is there anything like that?"
"Yesaaa!" mother answered, laughing a little.
"You know, ma'am, what happens when you do a chapter?"
"Yep!" answer mommy.
"Well, makhruh's mom when we poop, we're chaps talking! Yes ngeden ya talk, so the tone of the speech is like on the press!" the congregation laughed at the explanation.
"Then the mother, the second was punished makhruh if the chapter nyingsring! You know nyingsring?"
"Noooo!"
"What is nyingsring's Indonesian language? You see in his book at the lughot nyingsring mother!" kang Hatim is confused.
"Oh this ma'am, that nyingsring, throw snot out of the nose! Tau ma'am?'
"Tauu!"
"Well yes, so in this book it is said if it is like that, then it can be inherited as a budeg! Then makhruh also if during the chapter while straying the lyrics! Look here look there! Yeah, maybe if this is the case, unless the chapter is on the river! It can, fear someone is passing by! But usually yes ma'am, who is ashamed instead of being her chapter, but we who pass by, even like salting!" again kang Hatim make mother laugh off.
"So mother, if like it causes easy shock is also suspicious and unsure of yourself! Continue ma'am, if when our chapter is eating, or snacking! Sorry slovenly yes, but this fits in the book of ma'am, not me nagging! There's no mom, among these moms who likes to snack on chaps?" ask kang hatim, but by worshipers instead of being answered instead of laughing and accusing each other.
"No one can be ma'am, no one, or no one wants to tell me! Any time anyway, the dumped from the bottom is filled from the top!" kang Hatim said that the more it makes its worshipers laugh out loud.
"Mom, ma'am, you're the chapter in the chat room! So other people are chatting, and this is busy! Not polite either! Still can't chapter on the streets! Crazy this timemah! Mom mom time bab on the street! Home from here mother hunt rush out of the madrasyah, asked by her friend, want to go to ma'am? Go to the road! Want what? Want chapters! Not funny!" kang Hatim dialogues like two mothers talking and mothers laugh more.
"So, there's another sunah about chapter ma'am! Wanna know?"
"Yep!"
"First of all, the sun should be away from people! must be away from the crowd! Keep sunnah in a closed place! Now there are many toilets ma'am, you are public or special! Jado no yes, that chapter on the river!" kang Hatim.
"Maybe that's how much mom I said, anyone wants to ask?" ask kang Hatim.
"i'm permission to ask ustadz!" a mother raised her hand.
"Please ma'am!" kang Hatim.
"And it was said Ustadz, makhruh ngadep meblat if in the open, this is how about half the body to the qibla, from the stomach up, but from the stomach down in the other direction! What about ustadz?" asked the mother who made the kang Hatim with the other mother also laughed at the mother's question.
"Oh ma'am, that question is hard! But fortunately it is in his book! Mum in this bookmah, kumplit! The smarter clerics are more thorough! here it says, no papa then mah bu, so the genitals in the polishing!" answer kang Hatim.
"Anyone else wants to ask?" asked kang Hatim.Mother salaing glanced at each other.but still no one raised their hands.
"baiak ma'am, there may be no yes, so long ago I said, please forgive me if there is a mistake, hopefully what I have equated can be useful for all of us, and may we all always be in the protection of God, God said,may we be given a long and healthy life so that we can meet at another time! Wassalamu'alaikum warahmatullai wabarokaatuh!"
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