
"Many are still single here?" ask kang Hatim.
"Yesaaa!" jamaah.
"Alhamdulillah! Yes, I want to tell all singles! Singles are happy to know! Cockroaches! Who says they are always happy when they have a partner? Laa, that's a lie! the singles are happier! Because what? First, there will be no burden! If you have a girlfriend, surely the girl is fussy asking to be notified! Be ashamed when the road is not paved! And if the snacks must be the money from a guy dong, the time of a girl! Ilang dong dignity of men! And many more are not good! Even worse can make a big sin! Whatisit? Zina's sin!" kang Hatim.
"In the Qur'an the letter of Al-Isra is said, and do not approach adultery! Zina is a horrible act, and a bad path! God's Word! Just getting to it is illegal, no! Especially doing! One of the approaching zina is one of them due to dating!"
"Where does the leech come from, from the eye down to the heart! Where does love come from, from the eyes down to the heart! Well, in the book uqudullijain said, if a man looks at a woman, then there will be an arrow shot into the heart of the woman! Well so the image of the festering heart is actually motivated from this book! But the arrow is a shaitan arrow! Who invites sin! Well with our eyesight, it could include zina eyes!"
"Yesdaaaaadz! Apan zina panon mah zina nu pang leutiknaaaaaa!" kang Hatim imitates like a mother mother who is angry with her child.
'Ustaaaadz! The eyes are the smallest of zina!'
"Mom, that adultery is among the greatest sins! Like gini, the herd of elephants is big! Elephants have children! Consider the mother and father of elephants a sin of adultery! The biggest! And our son considers it an eye for adultery! Well the elephant boy or the zina of the eye, we compare it with ants! Or the ant we call sin says dirty! How big is an elephant's son like an ant?"
"Gajaaaah's son!" answer jamaah.
"That's all you know! Understood?"
"Understanding!"
"Kahartos?"
"Kahartoooo!"
"Back to the main topic! For the singles! Who wants to marry?"
"Yes!" that most young people and girls answer.
''Want to do something?"
"Yep!"
"Well, for these guys, this dashing young man, choose a woman who is diligent in prayer the most important! Diligent alms, good to his parents to his brother's brother! There is a santri pantun who said gini! Najan gorgeous campernik lir angel,abdi moal daek lamun sanes santri!"
'If it's beautiful like an angel, I don't want it if it's not a santri'
"Abdi hoyong kaluar pasantren's wife, and ngaos uqudullijain's book!"
'I want women to go out pesantren, which naji kitab uqudullijain'
"Sugan aya nu's wife finished in the teaching, komo naji fathul izzar!"
'Hopefully there are women who have finished studying, let alone naji fathul izzar' book'
The worshippers who understood what Hatim said laughed and some cheered.
"Already! Back to the laptop! Questions arise! Ustaaadz! Naha naon wae requirements for serving tea?!"
'Ustaaaaaadz what are the conditions for finding a wife?'
"You know ma'am?" ask kang Hatim.
"Yep!"
"Sabiillah single fii want to know?" ask kang Hatim.
"Yep!" shouted the young man there.
"First! First you must choose who will be your wife is a woman, for a man! Remember women! And for women remember, it must be for men!" affirm in the words WOMEN and MEN MEN.
"Haram the law if we marry a man! Or same-sex! In the book of Nahso ihul ibad, the prophet Muhammad Alaihis sholatu wassalam said, There are seven classes that will not receive the mercy of Allah! The first is someone who likes same-sex! Want it man to man! Or girl to girl! the second kang hatim.Kedua, the manstrubasi alias who mated with his hand! The third one who raped animals! fourth, I'm sorry, not porn! But let mom and dad know that doing this is forbidden! whahuh? The fourth is the person who has an *****woman! Want it his wife, especially if not! the fifth is the one who marries the woman and her child at once! the sixth is the one who fornicates with his neighbor! And the last one is the one who offended his neighbor until he cursed him!" kang Hatim.
Mirin is a translation from Sundanese....🙏