Young Ustadz
#231
"You're not jealous, are you?" ask Kang Hatim in a seductive tone.
"No! Just ordinary! Now she has a husband, she wants to get married! Time still want to chase the chase that has been sold out anyway?! Who has a wife and will soon be ama! So dad! So Abah!" hana said arrogantly.
"Eh bi, you want dong!" kang Hatim said while fixing his sitting position to look serious.
"What's mean? A man as clever as Ustadz Hatim would ask me a man who is poor in knowledge!" hana says.
"Yes, this is serious!" kang Hatim.
"What's the question?" ask Hana.
"It's like being a mother of study! Worship you, so you are smart!" kang Hatim.
"What the hell is that?!''
"Assalamualaikum umma!" kang Hatim.
"What the hell is kang!" Hana instead laughed because the sound of Hatim kang in smallkan in similar to the voice of a woman.
"Greetings are hubbi's answer!" kang Hatim.
"Oh yes, waalaikumussalam!"
"Gini Ustdazah, I asked the same umma! Is it a sin if a wife cheats? And how can we as a wife become wives of sholehah? Thank you for the opportunity and thank you in advance with the answer you give!" kang Hatim and Hana laughed.
"Laugh, answer!" kang Hatim.
"You ngetes what the hell? I can't ah! The waters are looking for water!" said Hana.
"Jawab just bi!"
"Can't ah! Don't know!" said Hana.
"I'm sure you can! Let's answer!"
"If I can answer, what's the prize?" ask Hana.
"Emh, what is it? How clothes?"
"Hawl?"
"Many too!"
"What do you want, what?" ask kang Hatim.
"I want to walk to the mall want to be here or in Jakarta! If possible, you are in Jakarta! So I can meet Auni too!" answer Hana.
"Yes, we're going to Jakarta! Next week! But what do you want to the mall?"
"Buy the rim for Sulthaan kang! Buy the toiletries, buy the clothes, buy this it's all! Baby gear!" answer Hana.
"Well, you're pregnant still three months and a half bi, still a long time! It'll be seven, eight, nine months!" kang Hatim.
"Ih, kang later! Let's calm down when everything's ready!"
"Yes, whatever you are! Answer the question first!" kang Hatim.
"What was the question?"
"Yes you mah!"
"Sorry hubbiku! i forgot!" said Hana.
"If you want to call hubbi, you don't have to use me! Hubbi means my love! So if you wear me again, so my love, me!" kang Hatim.
"Oh yes sorry to forget!"
"Next question! Is it a sin if a wife cheats? And how can we as a wife become wives of sholehah?"
"Well, thank you to the person who asked!" said Hana.
"Mom bi, tell me that you're mom!" kang Hatim.
"Oh yes, thank you to the mother who asked! But before I answer, can I know the name of the mother and where the mother came from?" Hannah.
"My name is mother, Icih's mother! Yes I am the mother of nature goib!" answer kang Hatim makes Hana laugh again because again kang Hatim imitating sura perempun, until he also laughed.