
"There's no better place than your own."
I said that when I returned to the adventurous city of Gordan, I had a stop at the Dark Elf settlement and they said they would not come with me to the Elfdians.
It is unfortunate but they have the right to decide.
Rion jumped onto the sofa and asked me to sleep on her lap while Aira also did not want to lose and asked me the same.
Having more than one wife is a little difficult.
But it's pretty fun when I can do that with both of them at once here.
The day after Harty and Valentine returned to our humble residence, they told us about how much watermelon they ate.
Especially Harty wherever I go he keeps talking about watermelon.
"Then, today's dinner vegetables."
His expression turned serious in an instant.
"I only eat meat."
At a time like this, he became like that.
The next few days I returned to the guild to take a job, as usual the job I would take was just a simple worker like monster hunting, we're tired of dealing with slimes so let's go for goblin hunting in the habitat.
It was a pretty famous goblin cave, some adventurers had challenged it but they were declared failures.
People would love to get into it and run out to save themselves, thank God that the goblins in this world do not harass the women, they are purely looking at humans as food.
Harty was most excited about this. He had even decided on many recipes for himself.
"Goblin sandwich, goblin soup, goblin satay and dried goblin."
"Stop I can't hear it anymore" I shouted as Valentine ran into the bushes to vomit.
As for Aira and Rion they are just santuy.
"Are we going in now?" ask Aira.
"We don't have to bother getting into a dark, stuffy and dangerous cave let's wait outside."
"Lion you sound like you're scared to go in, then let me."
I held onto Harty's collar, who was about to step forward.
"Let me too."
"You guys take it easy, I know Harty wants to eat goblin meat but if Rion isn't weird?"
"I just want to play dark with Rion, and do things in different places."
This guy is a pervert so don't mind.
On the other hand Valentine has returned without leaving his umbrella.
"Are you okay Valentine?" my many.
"No problem, it's just that almost all the food I eat comes out again."
"It's because of you Harty."
"I? I'm just saying that goblin's gut is the most delicious part, wrap it in leaves and then bake it."
"Stop."
Now I'm the one throwing up in the bushes.
Harty continued.
"If we don't go in what are we going to do?"
"Easy, we're gonna get them out anyway the adventurers don't come in here anymore and we're free to do anything."
By the time they were confused I had gathered some dried leaves in front of the mouth of the cave.
"There is only one way in and out because of that, I make them come out with a smoke."
"Hoho, that's a good idea I think smoked goblin meat will taste better."
"Can you stop thinking about meat."
"Impossible, dragons only eat meat."
This dragon.
He has said it a hundred times, whereas before he always said about watermelon. What only eats meat.
Without arguing about it again, I made a small fire from my finger. While I burned the leaves, they all burned the yam.
Why am I even involved with these people.