SUBSTITUTE ARMY
V&V 107
I FORGOT THE SIZE AND LENGTH
In a long-distance relationship, there is not always a sweet and warm romance. Sometimes there are days when we quarrel and argue, there are times when we are filled with anxiety, doubt and doubt, there are times when we feel boredom and bored also occasionally perch in the mind to find a new atmosphere.
Wanting an atmosphere that gives a newer color and feel, is natural and always present in every new and old couple. all of those things must occasionally perch in the mind in every relationship and togetherness that is well established is close and far (LDR).
But, know all the obstacles and the thousand disturbing flavors it will surely become a wind then.if, if, both partners build a strong foundation from the foundation of TRUST and loyalty as well as a sense of mutual love for each other, as Valen was living for 4 months after the release of the husband to carry out state duties, there was absolutely no news that Valr gave him.
But, uh, he always believes that the husband is good and will return for himself and his prospective children who are now 8 months in the womb and will soon be born and present to enliven his den house, his, even though the process that Valen passed was so difficult and torturous because sometimes he did not want the husband to make milk and accompany him to watch action films that became his favorite new spectacle and also often he fought with his own thinking.
"iya . door .. door .. door .." Valen screams with his new action in the guest room
"awassc .!! behind the enemy ..!! ayaaa, move sonoo😱" yelled Valen again while pointing his hands as if he wanted to enter the shooting action and ready to break the TV screen while the two housekeepers were forced to be patient and hold back so as not to hang because of Valen's screams who likes sudden.
"Mbok Inem .. when did the lady wake up and go back to her right mind..?" ask Ita in a whisper on the sidelines of Valen's action.
"james ..! don't talk carelessly about you" Inem scolded in a whisper..
"sorry mbok" replied Ita
"waduh .. what is😱 why his pants😱 yesampun Mbak Ita pants are alive" shouted Valen at Ita who saw one of the young mercenary shooters with a sniper shot, wearing super tight jeans where the junior fought behind the zipper pants🤣 on TV screen.
"yes Madam .. there is live meat behind the zipper🤣" continued Ita the same gesrek with Valen.
"🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦"
"yaampun Ita, does it not want to go out for a moment..?" valen asked without even blinking a single blink
"would the madam want to see him for a second.?" Ita turned around to ask.
"hooh Ita, it seems like a big item Ita." continued Valen with a bulging eye expression.
"🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦"
"Astagfirullah remembered - remember the husband of God the mistress of Valen, istigphar o Allah" muttered Inem in his heart while stroking - elus his chest saw the behavior of the master.
"it looks like his little adek all this time madam🖕" continued Ita and raised one finger to measure the junior who was tense behind the actor's pants on TV.
"means less long Ita🤣" continued Valen lemes
"ech . mistress do not be discouraged first or nya🤦 let not be long but the goods see tuh puffed up pants fat must be chewy" continued Ita
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
"Lailahailallah O Allah Ita ..aa.!! you really are very clumsy" admonished mbok Inem to Ita and not at all liked by him
"iyakah, kenyel🤔 gosh ..🤦 I forgot something gosh how this is" said Valen arrived - arrived and began to panic.
"forget what.?" ita asked curiously as Valen's expression turned frantic
"what kind of thing is madam.?" ask mbok Inem
"forgive me how this is" Valen shouted again
"do we just call Mr. Vano.?" ask Ita
"can you call him, get him here to help me" Valen told him
Ita immediately called Vano who was still asleep because since Valr's departure he barely got quiet time to sleep and continued to be bullied by pregnant women whose requests were strange - strange.
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"astaga🤦 I just slept 2 hours and have been woken up again🤦" complained Vano on Ita when Ita knocking - ngetok door that has not been closed
"patience sir.! this is not a trial but a temptation of faith and every people who make it through it will undoubtedly be given a bright light from the khalik" said Ita
"yes .. yes .. yes ..! you are suitable to be a speaker" continued Valen
"yes sir, said my mother and village people are suitable to be a presidential spokesman just for now I am wrong to enter the hallway time and become a household assistant" continued Ita no less bebel
"fortunately you are not a presidential spokesman you should enter the aisle of time where everything has been mortal" said Vano who often argued and joked with Ita.
"Fana is in your heart sir but, light is in my heart" replied Ita
"yes . yes .. yes .. living and mortal people must indeed coexist"
"yes sir, because without my light the father will be a weathered bujang kayak" ketus Ita who get a small net from Vano
"i'm not a weathered bachelor" protested Vano, as he walked towards Valen
"yeah .! he is not a weathered bujang Ita, only he is a bachelor not selling - doing" continued Valen chimed
"haisss .. I don't want to find trouble with pregnant women🤦 yes .. yes .. you won adek-in-law" vano's reply asserted Valen's words because he knew if arguing with Valen the result would lead to tears, anger, sorrow and other oddities.
"Madam, what was the lady saying.?" tanya Ita reminded the purpose of calling Vano
jeez ..🤦 yes😭 I forgot something gosh how this is" said Valen arrived - suddenly remembered again and began to panic.
"what's the matter sister-in-law.?" ask Vano wonder
"bang-in-law, please stop all ways to contact Valr please" Valen said with a sad look
"what's wrong sister-in-law ? does your stomach hurt.?" asked Vano who was confused with Valen
"i want my brother-in-law to call him, I really want to tell him something" Valen said
"no brother-in-law.!!" resolute Valen
"why not.?" asked Vano astonished, because usually Valen never felt hesitant to ask Vano for help
"no.! there is no way Valen asked and told that to his brother-in-law" Valen refused, which made Vano more curious
"it's okay - don't be embarrassed, are we in the hospital.?" tawar Vano thinks Valen has a stomachache for giving birth
"bull boy" call Ita
"yes why tukiyem" replied Vano
"it's the stomach of 8 months old sir ganteng🤦 child still does not want to come out of the belly of the mistress" explained Ita
"yes, yes, can't you negotiate to get out now.?" asked Vano with a serious face and invited a stifled laugh on the face mbok Inem
"can sir" replied Ita steady with a face that is no less serious.
"let's gather all the needs of Valen" said Vano who holds Valen's hand while Valen has begun to flood his eyes with clear white.
"yes handsome sir, I mean usually only the same father's wife, the age of 8 months of birth can negotiate first according to the wishes of the handsome sir" continued Ita who immediately got the team not a pillow love from Vano
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
"Somplak is right" said mbok Inem
"hikkss .. hikss .. hiks .." there was a sad and heart-wrenching cry from Valen who was hiccupping
"astaga adek-in-law, what's up" asked Vano frantically
"Astagfirullah madam, you why" asked Ita and mbok Inem together
"hiks .. hiks .. contact Valr for ku😭 I beg🙏" Valen told Vano
"yes Lord🤦 adek in-law if he can be contacted, we all must always get news from Valr every time according to taste" explained Vano
"yes, yes" said Ita
"greetings madam stay 3 months you guys will definitely meet" continued Inem
"adek-in-law.? what do you want to tell me.?" asked Vano calmly and very kindly
"i want to ask my husband's brother-in-law something" Valen explained between tears and tears
"ok .! what kind of something.?"
"something very urgent brother-in-law" Valen replied again without stopping his crying
"God .! pregnant women's drama is starting🤦 strengthen your servant yes God to pass the storm of trials a la pregnant women who are playing the role, Amin🙏" Vano prayed in his heart asking for mental strength and heart in facing Valen.
"seurgent what's sister-in-law.? let's tell brother-in-law, brother must help as much as possible" replied Vano
"yes, brother-in-law would help.?" ask Valen
"very true and definitely adek in-law" replied Vano steady
"promise yes, can not deny the sin of loo" asked Valen again
"promise adek-in-law.! READY TO EXECUTE THE ORDER" Vano replied firmly and respectfully
"i .. hikss .. hikss .. i. hikss" Valen replied with a hiccup
"yes you why are you brother-in-law, speaking clearly" asked Vano still patiently
"i .. I .."
"astaga mistress I I wonder woman" continued Ita who got a sharp gaze from Vano and mbok Inem
"i .. I .. forgot it was brother-in-law" Valen said hanging
"yes, okay.! you forgot what" Vano asked sternly
"i forgot the size of Valr's flagship junior along and a sizable what😔 huaaaaaa😭 .. hikss .. hikss ..😭" Valen replied as he wept back and Valen's reply made Vano, Ita and mbok Inem sat on the couch laughing out loud until their eyes were watering so they could not help but laugh.
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
"this new pregnant woman who is gesrek🤣🤦 is full of complications🤣🤦 I don't know what to comment like🤣🤦" muttered Ita while laughing out loud - pingkal withstands stomach pain so tight he laughed.
"oh god.! Valr look at the expression of your wife who forgot your small size and fat adak in" bathin Vano who is still laughing while now Valen stopped crying in an instant his mood changed to good after seeing a romantic scene in action and his eyes did not stop staring at the kiss scene.
"is one of the children in the womb of the mistress there is a pervert until his head is tilted when he sees a hot kiss scene..?" inem asked in his own heart.
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