The Barbarians
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"Yeah, for the sake of brother-in-law, out at night to pick up his future girlfriendaa." Dumel Arsen wearing a seat belt.

"Ikhlas no tuhh?"

"Ikhla, kinky. Very sincere." Arsen replied while looking at Asya with a smile.

Asya herself laughed seeing it.

"Pake seat belt, let's go sekarangg."

Asya also installed a seat belt.

"But something's different, huh??"

"That's so you."

Asya stared at Arsen's astonishment, "what's different about nii?"

"The heart belt."

"Bongakk! You bought your new car?" Arsen.

"This is an old car, only rarely made." Asya berohria relaxed. "Yasuda, let's go!"

"Bismilahbornrahmanirrahim." Arsen started driving. They both want to go to Naina's house.

"How far is Azril's relationship with Naina?" Asya asked in astonishment.

"Yes, I don't know. I'm busy with our relationship" replied Arsen.

"But they fit, yekan?"

"They complement each other, I think it fits anyway."

"I'm their shipper, hard line!!"

"I'm with the hard-line shipper."

"Hihh, I'm following. Come to think of it, Naina was patient. Her cake she was created to be Azril's appendage." Said Asya again.

"Yeah. You were also created to be my complement."

"Alahh siaaa boyyy, bangett moduss!" Ledek Asya while laughing.

"When I seriouslyss. Btw, you're at Darren's house, why?"

"Nothing about sii. More often play with Om Darren's adopted son."

"Main what??"

"Yaaa messing around anyway. The kid's got a bangett tauk." Answer Asya.

"Child people. Tomorrow we make a dozen. It was obviously produced by Arsen and Asya."

Plaque!

Asya clapped Arsen's hand.

"Tell kalii!" Arsen.

"During there, no crap to me?"

"No, what's your nginget?"

Arsen sidestepped the car then looked at Asya.

"It hurts really, really. Not really boong. I can be forgotten."

Asya laughed at her expression. Suddenly Asya brought her face closer to Arsen's face and then kissed Arsen's cheek which he had previously closed with his own hands.

Yes! Asya kissed the back of her own hand.

"I thought of you, seriously."

"Ahh, bullshit." Arsen continued his journey.

"Seriouss. I thought, You didn't, did you? You're not worried? You eat no? Sleep no? Everything I thought of."

"Omong empty, sayangg. Digombalin Darren dikit also forgot me." Cibir Arsenic.

Asya cengesan, "it's true also sii."

"Kan, right. abstinence from seeing more handsome. Directly to the gild."

"No gituuu laaa, in terms of handsome as well as handsome you must be sure. Teruss, the skill is also kamuu kekannya."

"Skill what?"

"Skill effort."

Asya.

"I know what you're thinking, baby." Asya laughed a little.

"Udah, don't make me fly if you're going to drop it in a fall."

Asya rubbed Arsen's face, "dramatic bangett."

"Drimitis bingittz." Asya grinning the horse.

"Definitely, dibombalin Darren dikit directly meleyot you? Yes, the father of one's son. If it's been combined, forget me."

"It's not really about you, it's not about you."

"Just like, munaraohhh. Was it a combalin?"

Asya nodded, "so giniii."

"Several times Dawee asked Asya to call his father papaa, not om."

"Continue?"

"Yes, I call papa dongg. Ehh, um Darren called mothera back. Example, papa apologize to Dave! Darren replied, Yes mother. It's it."

"Abustus? Are you that baper?" Asya nodded casually.

"What is doang baper. Cake son alay tau gaa. Papa bundana. Jamet class anchovies, alay class stingrays."

"That's very important, astaghfirullah. Lemess!"

"Yes sorry, I'm sprained!" Asya.

"Truly, yaaa sii. But how am I supposed to baper yesterday?"

"Because who called Darren. Oh, my one son."

Asya laughed, "you're the one who's jealous of funny badass, huh?"

"The female crocodile is out, out."

Asya laughed again.

"Udaahh, don't muluu. Buy seblak." Goda Asya's.

"Kan Abis ate seblakk."

"That's yes." Asya.

"Is there no way you? Same as the kidnapper."

"My feet hurt, got stoned." Answer Asya.

"Looky."

Asya took off her shoes and showed them to Arsen. "Later to take medicine."

"But it's the same as Om Darren."

"Let me take it again, again, again. Keep on other injuries?"

"Eumm, the bludgeon."

Arsen berohria then fell silent. He thought of something.

"You don't be nice the same time Darren, he'll look up to you." Arsenic Lecture.

"I'm good just because I'm happy."

"Daddy once said, if there are bad people to reply evil, if there are good people to reply good. But if mommy says, if there's a good guy, good guys, good guys, good guys have to come back."

"Teruss, what's your own principle?"

"Where are you, that's me."

Arsen nodded in understanding, "the principle of Om Aska."

"More or less like that."

"Yaudah, anyway tomorrow-tomorrow don't get too close to Darren. Don't get too close to Dave. I don't like it, later Dave who deletin you the same papa. Ask you to be her mama, it's fucked."

"Yes yes, bawell. After all, Dave rarely left the mansion because Om Darren was banned. You want to see Dave's picture?" Ask Asya.

"Where?"

Asya took the phone and showed it.

"Nilh."

"This?"

Asya nodded, "why?"

"More handsome I am."

"Bangett's pede." Ledek Asya while laughing.

"Tomorrow we make a dozen. Less than two dozen."

"I kicked your car out, huh?!"

Arsen was grumpy with his plain pretentious face.

Without feeling, they arrived.

"Corn." Take Arsen, they both go down.

"Assalamu'alaikum, Nainaa.." Asya who called.

"Wa'alaikumussalam, huh, Asya?"

"Yeah." Yeah."

"Why?"

"Lu can stay at my house tonight? Azril is sick."

"Huh? What pain?" Naina's a little panicked.

"I don't know, still checked out earlier. And he wants you, if you're willing to come along I'll give permission to your house people."

Naina looked inside and saw Asya again. "My grandmother's at aunt's, I'm at home with my brother."

"If so, I'm the one who's permission." Arsen said, Naina nodded slowly. The three of them went in together.

"Assalamu'alaikum, bang."

"Ehh, wa'alaikumussalam. Hira's friend?" Asya and Arsen nodded.

"What's this about? Malem-malem's coming?"

"This bang, I want to pinjem Naina one night only..."

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"Don't mind, Nai?" Asya asked reassuringly.

"No, relax."

"What is the extent of your relationship? Bucin diem-diem definitely." Ledek Arsen while driving.

"What sii? Nope!"

Naina shy.

"Ceilehh, just now I said Azril was sick immediately masang panick face." Ledek Asya.

"Reflex."

"Yehh, if reflex also does not want to take care of Azril." Sahut Arsenic.

"Lu bedua really fits it, COUPLE TERNGESELIN!" Asya and Arsen chuckled.

"Udah terngeselin, terburkin pulaa."

"Gue tu tauu, actually you on also bucin. Just diem-diemm, yekann?!" Asya asked.

"Truly that's true. They're diem-diem washed away."

"Like kelenn."

Asya and Arsen laughed mockingly.

"Btw, where are you going? Say where?"

"She's cool with one son, Nai. Asik sampu forgot to go home."

Asya stared at the cynical Arsen, "where pulaaa! No, yes!"

"Allah hollocks." Answer Arsen.

"Om o who, astaghfirullah. Why the anjj gel?!"

"Arsen ngeselin very anjirrr. From earlier ask to be lined with socks!" Arsen.

"Back to my question, where are you?"

"Nature of the breed."

"Die you there!" Asya was grim with a sinless face.

"OKay nyampe. Cepet ughaa."

Asya went down first, followed by Naina and Arsen.

"Gue's new ingett, it turns out Naina has a song." Asya said suddenly, they were already inside the house.

"What?"

"Nai Nai Nai Nai Nai Nai call me Naina~"

"That's jablayy bodooo, jablayy. I'll kick you later too!" Racksa emotion saw it, Asya himself laughed giggling.

"So take him to rsj dehh." Naina.

"No need to go to rsj, just take her to her normal car haunted house."

"Dianj!!" Racksa and the others laughed.

"Btw, there's a new ghost movie!"

"Not to be bold." Arsenic Ledek.

"Emang was afraid, but he wanted to see."

"Well, simple first. Heal first the jablayy."

"Laporin Azril is good."

"What report?" Ask Asya.

"Report that Arsen mocked Azril jablayy. Must have been a good baku."

"Look, the longer the brain's bigger."

"Anjir you!"

They laugh.

Stay in Azril's room.

"Assalamu'alaikum, hello jablayy." Sapa Arsen relax.

"Wa'alaikumussalam's chat. Jablayy jablayy your eyes. Don't be so weird!" Arsen.

"What pain?"

Immediately Azril opened his eyes hearing this voice.

"Well, Nai? What are you doing here?"

"Lu on calling Naina?!" Azril asked Arsen, Racksa and Asya.

"Aren't you the one who wanted to?" Ask Racksa over.

"Huh?"

"Can be asked what you want, she said, Naina. Yes, we brought the Naina."

"Anj! Max–"

"Udah. Diems. It hurts again, doesn't it?" Ask Naina kalem. He approached Azril and checked his body temperature.

"Yes, put me down yok. Take the same basin of cloth to compress Azril."

"Take aje ndrii." Asya comes out casually leaving Naina, Arsen and Racksa also tail him.

"Anjirrr betull's. Thankfully I am patient." Azril laughed a little hearing that.

"Look at you. Have you eaten?" Azril shook his head.

"What pain?"

"Something said Onty Febby. Because the raffles are also yesterday."

"Isa. Tarah, betagak. Not even neduh nerobos. I told you, that's Neduhh!"

"Yes sorryf. That's why it's got to be trabas ajaa."

"Bongak. Wait here, let me uh mean let me eat."

"Yes, I'm waiting." Azril replied with a smile, Naina so salting heard it. He came out of the room and found his three friends standing quietly in front of the door.

Naina surprised.

"CIEEE, SO SWEET REALLY."

"Piuittt, kiw ki-www."

"Bangs—"

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Two days later...

16.47

"Assalamu'alaikum."

"Wa'alaikumussalam, dear."

Ara stared cynically at Haikal, "the base of the second generation monitor lizard!" Haikal laughed a little.

"Ohhh, ngevlogg?" Ask Ara.

"Yes. Let there be work."

Ara berohria's. Haikal started driving the car.

"What's father's blog?" Ask Ara while in style. Haikal immediately closed Ara's face.

Ara put away Haikal's hand. "What heh?!"

"Don't be pretty in front of the camera! It's beautiful in front of me!"

'Agh! Don't baperr, Ra!' inner Ara ngefly.

"What are you? Why should I be pretentious in front of you?!"

"And I'm your prospective man. How's sii?"

'Bangkeeeeeee. Ara's inner self again.

"Dahlahh, lizards are hard to fight." Said Ara while trying not to salting.

"Btw, what's your yutub channel's name?"

"Haikal Jung."

[ps; not genuine yes yeorobun.]

"Widi widiii, use the Jung clan all anjirrr."

"Well, let's go. You don't know, I'm Jung Jaehyun's cousin."

"DREAMS!" Haikal laughs.

"Serius, this vlog what?!"

"This is what it's really about to challenge you."

"Dih dihh, you're you."

"Liar sweet. Kiw kiw."

Ara chuckles.

"Grand om-om flirty, baggy!" Haikal laughed.

"What do you want to shake?"

"Challenge pinter! Why be a piggy?!"

"And eleven twelve."

Haikal stared at the cynical Ara. Ara laughed again because of Haikal's gaze.

"Campret is Mr. Zafar's son!"

Ara cengennesan's. "Where are weh?! The psychic?"

"Not."

"Keep knowing where?"

"Well, I don't know the name of the camer. It's not funny."

"Bacottt bangett, Kall, suck!!"

Haikal grinning the horse, "cie salting." Ara threw away her face because her cheeks were blushing.

"Gemoy kali gaysss, I'm gemesss bangett see it. Unyel-unyelin on the cheek, but not the mahram. It's a dilemma, isn't it?"

"Diemm bacott's!" Haikal laughs.

"Calm down, Ara, relax. Want to ngechallenge whata?"

"Gue challenge you to prank Asya, Naina oru Keiji, who you are."

"What gateprank?" Ask Ara.

"Lu pretended to like them more than a friend."

"I mean you? I'm kospley being a lesbian?"

"Yes."

"Gilakk kali luu?! No gakk!! I'm warassss!"

"I also know you are sane. The challenge."

"Ohhh. What if I succeed?"

"Take care of anything" Haikal replied casually.

"If it fails?"

"Gue came to your house to make a proposal."

"Sianjirrr! The real!"

"Hehe, if I fail I'll take whatever treat you want. How's it?"

"I thought about it before."

"Gue do what you want."

"Okay, deal!"

They arrived at the gray house.

Ara was still doubtful about this challenge. "Oh my God, just a challenge. If you sin, blame Haikal O Allah. Aamiin's." Haikal immediately stared at the cynical Ara.

Ara looked back at Haikal, "what?! It's betol!" Ara said with a smile, Haikal is still silent.

"Woii, you're not welcome, are you?"

"Kall?"

"Sstt, try smiling again." Ara smile.

"Ouchh.your smile weakens me~"

"DIHHH, JAMETT!" Ara came out first because of salting. In the car, Haikal laughed.

"Sudahh yee, Ara tu's smile. Sweet bangettt, like sugar in life. His smile also rang in Iuee's brain, in the shadow of teross."

"Wiii!"

Haikal woke up, he got out of the car while carrying a camera.

"Scene that I was going to cut off the cake, ntar dyedekin same them. Uh, but gapapaa. Will be they know that I have hit Ara pellets, anyway know that Ara has mee! And also. letarrr Alpin also does not enter the middle."

"Pin, if you're careful. Choose to be skinned or burned alive. Huahahahahaha—"

"You people?" Ask Ara.

"Sianjirr, ruin the moment!" Ara cengennesan's.

"Oh, geregett."

Ara said glued.

"Read the basmillah."

"Bismilbornrahmanirrahim. Assalamu'alaikum!"

"Wa'alaikumussalam."

"Wehhh, dateng with ni couple is a bit whining."

"Camprett!" Dino nyengir's.

"Erereee, why did you bring a camera?"

"Ngevlog will get duiddd."

"Macemm is right kali." Ledek Asya's.

"Whisper you!"

"Btw, Ra, you why would you call me that?" Ask Asya in wonder.

"Gini, I want to be honest with you."

"What? Why?" Ask Arsen kepo.

"Jad–"

"OK!"

Plaque!

"Don't cut my words!" Omel Ara is upset.

Alvin grimaced in pain while grimacing.

"So? What's?"

"Yes, I like you, yes. I like it more than temen."

"WHAT THE PUCEK. ARE YOU CRAZYY?!" Ara shook her head slowly.

"Well, this is horror."

"A plot twist."

"Lu lesbian?"

Ara was silent, neither nodding nor shaking.

"Ra, I'm normal begooo! Don't gini ah anjirrr!" Asya said.

"Yes I know you're normal. But what else, I just revealed the doangg."

"Raaa?! You possessed by a jinn whereaa?" Ara was silent again, holding back a laugh.

"Gue really likes you, yes."

"ARAAAA! You think lesbian kerenn?! Not anjirrr! Turn not luu! Turn!! I ruqiyah mauu luu, hahh?!"

"Gue's traumatized by a guy, Syaa. I know why."

"GUE THROW THE POT LATER YOU, YEAH! ANJIRR IS REALLY."

"Hahahaha, not really shalanddd." Kekeh Haikal from earlier, he held back his laughter with all his might. But he finally chuckled because he was not strong.

"Anjirrr! Lu.. You're not crazy, are you, Call? This is your candidate not normal begoo."

Haikal was still laughing, "this just prank gaiss."

"ANJ— ASTAGHFIRULLAHALAZIM!! Can't talk rude but you're anjng."

Haikal and Ara chuckled at Asya and looked at the other expressions like a confused person.

"Let's crown them as couple tertresss."

"OK, legit!"

"Astaghfirullah. bersoda bangett." Haikal and Ara protest while holding back laughter.

"Couldn't it work?" Haikal. They're bertosria.

"Lu bedua.astaghfirullah, tired of my friends like them." Asya complained while lesehan on the floor.

"The fat is cast."

"Ride, gais.." They looked at Alex.

"Why? You gayy?"

"Nothing! I'm smelling the scents. the smell of fart." Said Alex.

"Oh God..."

They laughed when they heard it.

"Sabisaaaa woilahhhh." Alvin clutched his stomach tired of laughing.

"Who's kentuttt?!"

"Yurr!" Omel Shaka was still with a small laugh.

"Dino, honestly son." Racksa.

"Matauii, not meee!"

"Fixs, Azril." Accuse Alvin.

"Whataa hehh?! Why is it a meyee?!"

"Gue sure, it's Alex. Because he's the only one who nyium woiii!" Naina.

"Mana pulakkkk's. You're on no nyium? That's why!"

"Anjirr!" Alex smiled songong.

"Whoa hehh?! Why ceffatt!"

"Yaudah, I ngaku. That's Arsen."

"Astaghfirullahalazim, mane! Slander is more cruel than being slandered."

"Just go out there, Sen!" Arsen.

"Keiji the farthest." Alvin.

"Bang Alpin suujonn's. Obviously it was a farting brother, Kei was horrified by his voice."

"Alpin!!" They bumped Alvin with couch cushions. Alvin chuckled softly while taking cover from their blows.

"He deserves to be dismekdon."

"Stying discarded too."

Alvin laughs.

"Ahh, Kei can't be compromised."

"Loh, don't tell me to compromise." Kei won't lose.

"Don't want to compromise with Alvin, he's lost." Dino Cibir.

"More astray you, extinct creatures."

"Gue throw your iced tea later!"

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20.38, Japanese restaurant.

"A long time, huh?"

"Babarr. Kan ramee," Shaka's nag. Asya was silent while waiting, the others were the same.

This time they were silent because the place did not support for a storm. Most men tie here.

"What the hell?! Off!"

They're looking.

"Ehh, is that not Adinda?"

"Don't be amazing, your girlfriend, Mr. Alex."

"Taiy!" They laugh.

"What is anjirr?"

"Maybe looking for prey." Ceplos Ara's.

"It's what it is."

"Ehh, this way is anjirrr." Azril.

"Not to be looked at anymore, you're busy right now!" Tell Alex, they switched to mobile phones.

"Alexa."

"Hm?"

"Solicit money."

Alex stood up, he took out his pockets that had no money at all.

"Wallets? Which card are you?"

"I rarely bring money with them. Here I'm troubled."

"Your eyes suuu!" Alex held back his laughter.

"Senn, money dong pinjem."

"My same handler. If you dare, please."

Bongak etaa:^

Adinda breathed a rough sigh.

"Azril, I have money. I'm turning back on it."

"Make what?" Ask Azril.

"Make it pay for food."

"I mean, why don't you give me your duitt's pinjem? How ogah!"

Adinda held back her anger.

"Who else do you want minjem?" Ask Haikal.

"Makanyaa, don't be so smart. Economy class style. Hurt it!" Ledek Dino's.

"Often nothing, what's important, classy ass?" They laughed a little.

"Ehm. Your name is Adinda??" Alvin asked, Adinda nodded slowly.

"Do you want to minjemin money?" Ask Adinda.

"Gue wants a little fight, I love you if you have interest." Reply Alvin, the others only pay attention to both.

"Mo dreadlocks what?"

"Now. What difference do you have in pasta?"

"Mankind's gue, food paste." Answer Adinda casually.

"Wrong."

"So what??"

"Your brother?" Adinda nodded.

"The difference is. La Fonte branded pasta. But if you mah lont—"

"Lontong satee means."

"HAHAHAHAHAA!"