The Barbarians

The Barbarians
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"Grabbing the Kejaa, mate all with your friends matii." Shame without guilt.


"Yaudah ayok lahh, so not sehhh?!"


"Gue wants to come, put it in quarantine." Whine Asya while playing Arsen's hand.


"What do you want to watch in the race?" Ask Arsen.


"Watch sii, but if the race is also saturday."


"EITSS, DON'T TUNE-MACEM LUU!" Omel Arsen, Haikal, Shaka, Alvin, Dino, Keja, Racksa and Azril together.


Asya immediately looked at them.


"And if sabiii, on the sloth." Ledek Asya's.


"You're trying to do it, I'm looking real!" Asya nodded, "somewhat not. Yakali gur race, auto mampusss diomelin."


"Udah wants this malmm, kuy lahh!" Forced Keja.


"Ishh, you have permission to sono with my father. No one's allowed to hear me if I can't!" Azril Protest.


"Agreed!!"


Keja sighed and laid out the cynical twins.


"Makanye yee, tomorrow-tomorrow cool little sane temen!" Omel Keja is upset.


Asya laughed, only this time Keja nagged on personal matters.


"Do you really want a pigi?" Ask Arsen.


"Yeah Arsen, you want permission?"


Asya looked up, looking at Arsen.


"If your camera wants to see, I will permit it. I'm responsible for the consequences." Asya sat down from sleep, "seriously nii?" Arsen nodded.


"Jude, there's a piece of permission!" Azril's Order.


"Consequences of rame-rame responsibility. We all want to" said Alvin.


"Nahh really!"


"Wait here you're on." Arsen stood up and went in, Asya followed to see her daddy's reaction. And the others just peek.


"Assalamu'alaikum, about tantee."


"Wa'alaikumussalam's chat. There's couple goals nii, what's up?" Ask the friendly Ica.


"Emm, that's a tantee..."


"Why?? Alvin nyabu?"


"Emang Jimmy, his brain is out!" Jimmy whinesan.


"Btw, why, Sen?"


"Representing the others, Arsen wants permission om, tantee."


"What adultery?" Ask Zia.


"The shirt came to Shaka's race, so we wanted to join. Look at the kokk," said Arsen.


"Watch doang, huh?" Aska follow nanya.


"Yes, um. Watching doang."


"Okee, half-nine must be back. If you are waiting until nine o'clock. Not back yet, the door is locked. Deal?"


"Dayall!!" Shouted Asya loudly.


"Jude sonooo. Be careful, don't forget to bring a bodyguard!"


Arsen nodded.


"We go first, om, aunt."


"Don't get hurt!"


Arsen nodded with a smile, after which he and Asya came out.


"WAHOO! GREAT LUU!" Praise Azril enthusiast.


"I call him handsome and brave."


"Haha!"


"Let's go kee arenaaa." Bring Keja directly.


"Patience! My motorbike is at home."


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The next day...


Naina wakes up, she exits the tent and breathes a lot of fresh air.


"Wake up??"


Naina turned around, oh it turned out to be Azril.


"Hmm, just now. You been since?"


"It should be." Naina stared fixedly at Azril, "lu bongak huh?!!"


"Ngakkk weh, what shit?"


Naina headed for the other tent, the men's tent was empty. There was only Asya, Keiji and Ara in the tent.


"Which other where are you?"


Azril even laughed a little.


"Why all night anjritt? To tauuu!!"


"Tuuu overnight, when they were racing you four tired of standing by. So you guys get in the car and just fall asleep. It's yaudah."


Naina looked at Azril with her eyes closed.


"That's nothing, is it?"


"Hehh, crazy times why do you guys. There could be a family war."


"Where are the other "treuss? Why are your eyes so cute?"


"Em. that's.."


"Don't tell me you're on your way home from the race not sleeping but instead playing a game on the playground?" Azril grinned while nodding slowly.


"Tolollll! I want to report to Auntie Zia!!"


Naina left, Azril easily held Naina's hand until she stopped. Naina turned around, Azril pulled Naina over.


Now Naina was close to Azril, even her hands were located on the chest of Azril's field. Naina was speechless, terpaku~


"Dink." Azril scales.


"W-what the hell?!"


Naina pushed Azril.


Azril laughed then pulled him again, this was very close. Azril's own hand was on Naina's waist.


"Don't report mommyy. If you want to really report the gapapa, but the day after we marry."


Naina looked at Azril's annoyance, "are u crazy?"


"yeah. You're driving me crazy!!"


They looked old.


"Lu ngancem iye?"


"Not the. rather, take a chance in narrowness." Azril scales.


As powerful as Naina pushed Azril.


"Bodo! Drops for laporrrrr!" Naina left again.


Azril shook his head to look at Naina, he chased after her. But who would have thought, Naina turned around.


Azril smashed into his body so the two of them fell down simultaneously. Azril was above him.


The two of them were silent and looked at each other.


"HEHH HEHH APANII?! STILL MORNING!" Haikal came raiding. It is not alone, others include the elderly.


Azril stood up, he also helped Naina.


"They're really married." Azril scales.


"Shut up!" Naina replied while gently hitting Azril's chest, Azril chuckled.


"What are you two doing?" Ask Ivan cynically.


"That was a technical error, om. A small accident," Azril replied casually.


"L-yes, um. The accident." Naina nervous.


"Bongracks. That was Azril macem-macem with Naina, daddy. Asya see it himself. Azril's law uses daddyyy's belt." Come to Asya to provoke, it is severe.


"Yes, don't wait!" Asya.


"You want daddy whip? How can you behave like a girl?" Ask Aska cynically.


"Astaghfirullahalazim says. By Allah there is no meaning whatsoever daddyyyy, just a collision it keeps ration." Azril panicked to explain.


In the back, Asya and her male friend laughed in satisfaction.


"Don't laugh you on, I'm sleding ntar!" They laugh more.


"How could it collide with the story?"


"Tadii tu Nai want to cuddle to tantee, continue Naina want muter Azril nabrak Naina so jatohhh." Naina.


"Naiy. Why did he say??!"


Naina taunts Azril with her gaze.


"What does he mean?"


"Nobody's son has slept from earlier."


All boys auto panic.


"Wahhwww, what are you guys doing? Must be playing uke semean." Said Ara.


"Well, it's a block!" Ara, Asya, and Keiji laughed.


"Truly tuu? You guys don't sleep?"


"Yeah, really paa. Not playing uke seme kokkk, just playing the game doanggg." Answer Alvin.


"Baguss, nahass. Continue to."


The parents left them.


"That's ajaaa?" Azril asked in astonishment, they kept looking at Aska and the others.


"Room Azril game in the lock, access is turned off for a week!"


Azril and his friend resigned.


Their faces looked slurred.


"Come on, breakfast now!"


"Okeee mommyy, follow yaaa." Shouted Asya.


Asya, Ara, Naina and Keiji looked overjoyed at the suffering of the men.


"Hahaayyy. Mampussssss you on! So you know your time!" Ledek Ara's.


"Haishh.. severe si!"


The four of them laughed.


"Bodoamat wle wlee!!" Ledek them together.


Not more emotional, the men even feel comforted because of their plunge. They look gemoy!


"Heh heh, eyes!! Don't take my kalyan eye for a pair of scissors." Azril took Naina and left.


The hanging Naina remained silent, her face flat from being annoyed with Azril. But it's covered in long hair.


"The new crocodile is no maen-maen ya."


They also entered.


"You two rounds of breakfast, the table's not enough. Just wait to eat some bread first, yeah." Zia gave them whole grain bread for breakfast.


"Thank you, tantee."


Zia smiled and then returned to the dining table.


"Horkayy but the dining table is not enough." Samuel Ledek.


"Gue live foursome doang ya bege, want to buy a dining table throughout whata? The whole train?" Samuel scoffed at Aska's annoyance.


"Say that sii horkayy, but he eats with his hands." Jimmy Ledek.


"What do you eat, Jumariii?! Pakee foot? Kan nakk," said Aska again. Jimmy laughs.


"Fix, you're out of the country as the boss of gossip. Really?" Ask Zia mengsinis.


"Yep, wrong." Answer Qiara.


"Have eaten. The kids are waiting!"


They started eating together.


When they finished, they approached Asya et al who was watching a cartoon movie.


"It's so nice yee, breakfast sono." Decree Aska.


"Ntar—"


"No food, eat now." Zia said, the young men immediately stood up and went to the kitchen.


"It's Asya if the rampage is horrified, so it's safer." Alvin.


"Your aunt if it's a begimane mosquito?" Ask Naina.


"Make me berserk? Haha, often. But it's beautiful inside out" replied Alvin with his pedal.


"ALVIN, WHAT DO YOU NEED, SON? NEW MOTOR OR NEW CAR?"


"Alhamdulillah, at last the door of my mother's heart opened. Want a new bike, maaa!"


"Not so. You said mom's heart was closed."


"Allahu Akbar's. Ah never mind, don't expect good." Alvin pasrah.


"You mean apeee, peaa?"


"What?"


"Not wishing well?"


"Wish not well or don't wish well?" Ask Shaka in wonder.


"What did you give up."


"But smashed, setannn!"


"Tante support you, Shakaa! Hajar aja his son Om Jimmy to be battered." Alya said provokingly.


"Allah maa, if Alvin cuts later nangeessss."


"No, it doesn't matter either."


Bongak itutuuu, Alya will cry shock if until Alvin why. It's just, he's having a show now.


"Yellowsaddd! Alvin's liver was pierced through the small intestine."


"Hahahaa ntah yaaaa. Udah, continue to eat it, eat a lot of yaa. Later if you want to ask for the same motor papa aja." Alya.


"Well, her father was the victim again." Alya grinned the horse while glancing Jimmy.


"Papa handsome macem tok dalang, buyin Lamborghini dongg." Alvin Goda.


"Ah papa stingy, ask Om Aska at your love?" Tanya Alvin prank.


"Which "Lamborghini? What color?"


"WOPP, HORRIFIED. Turn Alvin into a kid, um." Alvin said again.


"Unfortunately do not want to add a member of Sii. What if you were babu?" Said Aska casually. Alvin was silent while friends and parents laughed at him.


"Alvin, what do you want Lamborghini BMW?" Ask Jimmy.


"Lamborghinis. Papa wants to buyin?"


Alvin enthusiast.


"No, it's just it."


"Astaghfirullahalazim!"


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16.45, Aska's house.


Everyone was still gathered there, enjoying the time left because soon Samuel and his family would go to America.


Sam, Qia and Shaka leave tonight.


"Shaka, do you want to be here or what?" Ask Qiara.


"Wanna go home?"


Qiara nodded.


"If you still want to be here, ntar your stuff mama's packing. You just come to the airport later."


Shaka thought, "gener nii? Huh, kann?"


"Gapapa lahh's. What are you going to do here?" Ask Samuel.


"Here first yes, hehee."


"Jaudah yes, whatever. Papa mama came home first" Samuel said again. Shaka nodded with a smile.


"Wei, guys. I'm going back to yee." Pamit Samuel to his friend.


"Ntar when we go to the airport, let us anther together." Jimmy said.


"Permanent. Relax, I'll tell you later." Answer Samuel. "Gue nitip Shaka used to be, let me miss you." Samuel continues.


The old men chuckled, "all nitip-nitip. Kek same who aje lu is. Sono went, ntar not perfect packing."


"Yauda, assalamu'alaikum."


"Wa'alaikumussalam."


Samuel and Qiara left.


"Papa didn't come home too?" Ask Haikal.


"You riled?"


"No, maaa. Kan Haikal is just tanya," Haikal replied casually.


"Males pulangg, after all rarely collected. Papa you're the hardest to gather. The excitement plays with the same affair." Ica says.


"Hey heyy, what the fuck is that talking? Where's the affair from? Ngawur you," replied Ivan.


"Ceilehh, ngeles."


Ivan looked at Ica's annoyance, "ngeles from where? I'm serious about this, where there's an affair."


"Allahh, computers, laptops, games. It's your affair!"


"Astaghfirullahalazim says. Good thing baby," said Ivan while stroking his chest. Ica and the others laughed.


"The legitimate troubling. Ayok unplug!" Take Dino.


"Kuy lahh," they answered compactly.


"Where are you going?"


"Playgaz." Simultaneously, they exited the house and returned to the playground. Sitting on the edge of the fish pond.


All busy with cell phones, the men playing games and the women scrolling sosmed. Except Asya who was leaning against Shaka.


Asya stared at the clear afternoon sky.


"Lu from earlier nempel mulu same Shaka, kasian noh tu pegell's son." Alvin Cibir.


"Who said pegel? I'm just relaxing in the same lithe as this one's lizard." Asya glanced at Shaka then looked at the sky again.


"Lu see what?" Ask Haikal.


"Do not know either. I just thought, he said the dead man is in the sky. I'm a peng—"


"What client? Don't take your mouth out." Omel Arsen, Asya grinned.


"Don't think anything, pretty boy." Shaka said while stroking Asya's hair. Asya smiled.


"Gue was curious, if in fact Asya is not the same Arsen how, huh??" Ask Dino.


"meaning?"


"You know, Asya is one of us." Answer Dino.


"Today, too. If I personally do not matter, then Asya has already entered the category of world angels."


Asya laughed hearing that.


"What about yourself, Sen?"


Arsen glanced down, "yes, how else? The soul mate, the sustenance, the death is in the hands of God. If in fact Asya is not my soul mate, yaaa I kill Asya's soul mate."


"Sianjjjjh! I'm serious, he's joking." Cibir Azril, Arsen.


"Like you already have a doi, continues for a reason you have to choose a doi or a friend. Which one are you on?" Ask Naina.


"Doing not wife?" Naina nodded.


"If I prioritize friends over girlfriends. Not because the cave likes Asya or how, but whatever related to friends want it Asya Azril or others, I will choose friends." Answer Alvin.


"Lu choose a friend, keep your girlfriend mutusin how?"


"If he was a soul mate I would definitely return to me."


"Would you choose a friend if at any time the dispute occurred because of the struggle for women?" Ask Ara.


"Because of girls? I've chosen my best friend."


"Anjaii, cutie!" Alvin smiled faintly.


"Friend is more than an important word to me. But, another if that woman is my wife. I will prioritize my wife. It depends on the situation as well. Well, as much as possible I'll be fair to both."


"Yeah, it all depends on the situation." Answer Haikal.


"Lu on why be a gini sage?" Ask Racksa mocked.


"Maclum, abis ate from the wise man's money."


Meaning, Aska.


"Switch snake, huh?" Alvin nodded while laughing.


"Yes, you're sticky mulu same Caka. Kasian Arsen lu pekanin," Asya turned towards Arsen. Arsen looks relaxed.


"Arsen is relaxed" replied Asya.


"Not angry, Sen?"


"How angry are you? Anyway just today they're sticky, most tomorrow Asya's stuck a lizard to me." They laugh.


"Gue wants to be angry but it feels like this is not something to be concerned about. I also don't cross the line." Arsen.


"Aren't you jealous?" Ask Shaka.


"Jealous? Jealousy anyway? Yes, obviously jealous, crazy, you're going to."


"Ohhh, is it jealous?" Asya changed position.


"Jealous?"


"Jealous? Jealous??"


Asya seduces Arsen.


"Young master's jealous?" Ask Asya continuously.


"Yes jealous. Why?"


"Cruly jealous?" Arsen cleared his throat, "anyways if you pick up a guy other than daddy I'm jealous."


Asya laughed, "buckling girl baby gedekk!" Asya said anxiously while shuffling Arsen's hair.


Arsen looked at Asya's annoyance because her hair was a mess now. Arsen pursed his lips and blew his hair.


"Gemeshh please!!!"


"Kok being so cute Arsenn?! How about a third of the night?"


"You guys yeah, piggy. Don't mess!!" Racksa laughing.


"That ah. Mall yuk, I want to buy something that couple sou." Take Shaka.


"Who's the city?"


"Grand."


Dino offered himself.


"Kuyyy, gass, snuggle!!!"


They say goodbye first and then go in two cars.


It's a little close but a little far away too.


It only took them about twenty minutes to arrive at the mall.


"I haven't been here for a long time." Asya.


"Bigger! Quarantine of bentar hahaa."


They went inside.


"Search what's good??"


"Hoodie's been a lot, bosen." Answer Haikal.


"What's the couple shirt?" Ask Alvin.


"Eh anjrittt's. Good, too, but too ordinary?" Sahut Ara's.


"What's good?"


"Gue wants something that can be used every day" Shaka said, looking around.


"Watch orr bracelet?"


"Both!!" Answer the compact women.


"Deal up! I'm helping the city."


◕◕◕


Without feeling, this is the departure time for Shaka and his parents. Send the three of them to the president again. Na'udzubillah!


"Well you're inono, don't drink that no doubt." Alvin Lectures.


"Iyee. Lu too, take care of Asya baek-baek."


"Amann is the old man." Alvin and Shaka embrace men.


"Dih anjirr, ntaran used to be nape. Still a little long punn," Azril's nag.


"I'll let it go first."


"Semerdeka Alvin!!"


"Btw, Pin, you don't buy a Lamborghini?" Ask Haikal.


Alvin looked at mak pakannye.


"Don't hope!"


"Okay, all right." Alvin stroked his chest with a smile.


His voice makes them laugh.


"When, Pin?" Ask Ask Ask.


"It's been a while, but still. Why, om?"


"If my birthday says, let's buy it."


"Vadauuu. Seriously, um?"


"Yes not. Joking around."


"Astaghfirullahalazim, the handsome boy got bullied! Good thing sabarr." They chuckle.


"Sa kebelet kencinggg, excuse me to go to the toilet first ya." Pamit Asya, he was tired of laughing and mostly drank from earlier. Kebelt therefore.


"You want to go to Temenin?" Ask Ask Ask.


"No, daddy. To the bathroom."


"Mommy deh, huh?"


Asya smiled, "don't do mommy. I can do it myself."


"Yaudahh, watch out."


"Oceee!"


Asya went to find the toilet.


"Gue just realized, the airport rame really gegara kitaa." Dimas.


"Those macems are very important people, but they are not." Answer Ivan.


"Diem lu toadokk's. I'm an important person who has an important role!"


"Yeah! An important role in the process of making Shaka adek."


"Astaghfirullahalazim! True is."


"Can, moron!" Samuel whines.


"Ma, that Shaka wants to have adek but doesn't want to have adek. So yaudah that is."


Qiara looked at Kesak Shaka with a smile.


"You want what exactly? Want mama to slaughter?"


Shaka shook his head while laughing.


"What a long time, huh? Just leave this soon." Shaka.


"Propsy. Maybe he's lost again" Haikal answered with a positive thingking.


But the other thing with Arsen, he was already agitated. In fact, very agitated.


Ddrr... Drtts...


Aska's phone rang.


"Who?" Ask Zia.


"Asya."


Aska raised the call.


^^^"Assalamu'alaikum, why say—"^^


📞 "Daddyyyy..please Asyaaaa! Awh, ahh! Sakittt, selanin!! Lepasinn lakee!"


^^^"ASYA YOU WHY?!"^^^


📞 "Asy— DOR!"