The Barbarians
Prankkk failed

09.17, Tuesday, gray house.

"Voiyeha. You're on no bosen play??" Asya asked astonished to see her friend had re-assembled.

With the exception of Arsen, he's the one who wasn't there.

"The grandfather of Asya was fine." Dino.

"Wahhh, I don't think. You're sensitive, Din."

"Jmij!" Asya laughs.

"Yes, make a drink." Tell Alvin.

"Take yourself njingg. Malesss cave!"

"Ah, come on babuu. Hasttt," Haikal ordered.

"Religion. God created hands and feet to use. People who lack hands or feet just try to do everything yourself, yes you are on a complete cave."

"Anjirrr, slapped my tumble." Shaka went straight to the kitchen, followed by the others.

Asya who saw them smiled smirk.

"Why are you smiling like that?" Ask Alex.

"Well, why?"

"Fear me he's fascinated."

"dogs." Alex cengengesan's.

"Naiii, would you like to drink kaga?" Ask Azril from the kitchen.

"Hm?? Mauu."

Naina follows Azril, "uhh? Why here? I brought you."

"Later another protest." Whispering Naina near Azril, Azril laughed at hearing that. They went back to the living room.

"Gue laper tauuu, you're on no laperr?" Ask Ara.

"Gue laperrrr, bangett." Answer Asya.

"Cong you say?"

"Because of magerrr."

"Live talking. Ask at smekdon sometime!" Asya smiled broadly, "xixi."

"What do you want to eat?" Ask Shaka.

"Mauuu.. friedggg noodles!"

The plot!

Shaka nudged Asya's jidat.

"Sick guy? Don't you fucking act like you!"

"Ohhh. Yaudahhh, the noodle rebusss that use that noodle lidi."

"No noodles, tolll. Still this morning. Don't let me throw you." Omel Alvin is upset.

"But I want miiie."

"Ngidam you?" Ask Haikal.

Bugh!

Bugh!

Asya beats Haikal. Haikal, in pain, held his hand, "already. Sick of an oath." Asya sighed and moved.

"Ignore Asya. What are you doing?" Shaka asked towards Ara and the others.

"Mie too." Answer the three compact.

"Now! Toss used to be gaisss!" The four of them are bertosria.

"Effice to eat if you want noodles!" Azril said flat.

"You don't want your own messanin." Ara took her phone, but lost quickly with Haikal's hand.

"Huh! Where's your HP, Brother Sya??"

"Bah taken Azril. Galak kalii diaa," answered Asya melesu.

"Sensi kali kelen. Want to eat noodles doang punnn," protested Ara.

"At least know the time. It's still mornin!" Omel Haikal's. They were auto silent to hear it.

"Okay dehhh, fried rice." Ara.

"Gue mauu mekdiii food." Sahut Asha.

"I saw none of this kid."

"Outsideii? That's lhooo breakfast!"

"Yes tauuu. Keep going, the others?"

"Same as mekdiii." Reply Yuna.

"Nai??"

"What's up to."

"Kalemm bangett her gaiss. So I want to go."

"Shut up! This is my favorite girl!" They laughed seeing Azril crabbing.

"Gue change dehh, follow mekdii." Pinta Ara's.

Alvin and Shaka ordered their food.

"Btwww, where's Arsen?" Ask Dino.

"Arsen out of town." Alex answered while taking out a pack of cigarettes.

Shaka immediately grabbed it. Alex looked at Shaka in astonishment, Shaka shook his head slowly.

"Asya Azril was short of breath" cigarette smoke." Alex understood.

"Arsen said that time, Guenya forgot. Sorry, yeah."

"Father, sanss." Shaka gave me back the cigarette.

"What's so good about smoking, Lex?" Ask Asya.

"Hm? Don't know either. Want to try you?"

"Gue tabok luu!" Amuk Azril, Alex cengengesan.

"If you can, Bang Alex stopped. Not good for your health." Yuna.

"Yeah. I will try to stop."

Alex's hand wanted to reach for Yuna's hair, but Dino immediately threw it away.

"Butz poke!"

"Opph! Horrified our brother's ni bahh." Ledek Alvin, they laughed.

"Si Arsen when did it go?" Ask Naina.

"Evening afternoon."

"Who's the guy?" Ask Asya.

"Om Mikko."

"You don't know, Shay?" Asya shakes.

"Bodoamattt, I don't care!"

"Sok sukan I don't care, but think 'kok Arsen not ngabarinn sayue?!' A rattle?" Haikal.

"Diamm!"

"Hahaa!!"

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11.21, Japanese restaurant.

"Aahh. tired!" Arsen complained while leaning his body.

"Ceileee. Most stay up late was a malemm," ledek Mikko.

"Arsen stayed up late also took care of the file, omm." Mikko grinned at hearing it.

"You going home now?"

"Will not rest?"

"When you go back to your hotel, okay?" Arsen nodded.

Seeing Mikko get a call, Arsen grabbed his phone.

"Alex is Asya's place. Then, Asya tau nii." Arsen contacted Asya with a video call.

...cillls-♡...

^^^"Assalamu'alaikum, gorgeouskuu."^^^

📞 "Hm, wa'alaikumsalam."

^^^"Badmood air, why are you?"^^^

📞 "Gapapaa."

^^^"The strength is gapapaan when there is what."^^^

^^^"Sorry, I'm not in your word. It was a sudden departure."^^^

📞 "Alex know?"

^^^"He's a psychic."^^^

Asya stared cynically at Arsen making Arsen laugh.

^^^"She wanted to rush to apart kemaren, but pas also want to go."^^^

📞 "Oh. Hm."

^^^"Solid abbreviation painfuln. Still sambling? Can't believe?"^^^

📞 "Sotoyy bangett, who's craving??"

^^^"Ii ilihh, honestly aja dehhh already."^^^

📞 "Honest what? You should be jujurr!"

^^^"Lu lu lu. Tampol is also!"^^^

Asya.

📞 "Where to?"

^^^"Restaurant. Abis meeting with client."^^^

📞 "Why go didn't say?!"

^^^"Why don't you want to cheat?"^^^

📞 "Busukkk."

^^^"What's busy? Open BO?"^^^

📞 "Solicit in your sleding yaa!"

^^^Arsen laughs.^^^

^^^"What do you want to buy?"^^^

📞 "Ngga. Don't want anything."

^^^"Yakinn?"^^^

📞 "Heeemm."

^^^"Serius?"^^^

📞 "Iyaaaaaa."

Arsen laughed again as he saw Asya glaring. Not neremin but even gemesin in the eyes of Arsen.

^^^"Awas dislodged tu mataa."^^^

📞 "Nyenee. When's home?"

^^^"In any case, maybe it's afternoon."^^^

^^^Asya berohria.^^^

"Excuse me, masss." Arsen looked over, there was a woman coming.

"Why, mbak?" Ask Arsen sok cool. Asya himself stared cynically at Arsen.

"You.. Would you like a photo?"

Instantly Arsen saw the annoyed Asya. Guess how upset Asya was because he turned off his camera.

"Bent, ma'am."

^^^"Cilll?"^^^

📞 "Hm?"

^^^Arsen grinned.^^^

^^^"Can't you? Idupin is the camera, why is it killed?"^^^

📞 "Karepp muuu."

Arsen laughed, "sorry, ma'am. My fiancee is fierce, little nosy can deal with years."

"If you ask for her wa number, mass?"

"Sorry, madam. If you want, deal first with my fiance."

The woman slightly peeked, looking at Asya who was smiling.

📞 "Hello, mbak. Request first yes, want a shroud motif Upin Ipin or Spongebob motif?"

The woman was nervous to hear it. "Not so, mass. I lost pretty."

"Yes, mbak. My fiancee is prettier."

Bosqueeeeee nyesekkk.

Without answering any more, the woman left.

Arsen looked back at his phone, Asya was eating a burger without looking at Arsen.

^^^"Cilll."^^^

📞 "Whataaaa?!"

^^^"Chook ngamok?! Jealous, huh?!"^^^

📞 "Widihh. Ajee sonoo's dream!"

Asya turned off her call.

Arsen laughed, Asya is not jealous. But I was embarrassed by Arsen's earlier words.

Arsen opened a chat room.

cillls-♡

online

^^^cilll^^^

whataaa ishh?! cal cil cal cil muluu!

^^^ngamok is right ahh^^^

^^^I didn't go home?^^^

yesaa gausahhh. nginep aja.

^^^dihh, what is it?^^^

bodoamat, oraaa cares.

^^^tenan o?^^^

^^^pdhl was going to buy chocolate, milk and snacks.^^^

aaaa

ydh gpp, can buy by yourself.

^^^KAMPRETTT!^^^

how ngamokk?!

^^^ayooo gelut lah cilll.^^^

^^^ga understanding bangett, astonn.^^^

how else do you want to dingertiin ayangg?

"DRYRR NGEFLYYY! Weak as hell when it's giniii."

"Why you?" Ask Mikko.

"Huh? Gapapa, um. Chat with Asya."

cillls-♡

online

^^^^^^

^^^mau brought what is beautifulk?^^^

seblak

seblak

seblak

milks

browner

eemmm

^^^want me ga?^^^

ngga, thanks.

Drrt.. Drt..

...cillls-♡...

^^^"What?"^^^

📞 "Assalamu'alaikum gantengggkuu."

^^^Arsen ngefly againi, but he's trying to be cool now.^^^

^^^"Ehm. Wa'alaikumsalam."^^^

Arsen did not hear Asya speak, they were there busy with their respective activities.

^^^"Yes, matiin?"^^^

📞 "Why do you want?"

^^^"Yaa what do I hear, you're busy yourself."^^^

📞 "Say you want godain mbak earlier, ekann? It's not time."

^^^"Don't ngadi-ngadii!"^^^

Asya grinning,

📞 "Yawahh. Cepet pulangg, no need to bring anything gapapaaa. What matters is coming home!"

^^^"Mas–"^^^

Tuuttts..

Asya immediately closed the call.

Arsen looked at his phone with a smile. Meleeyottt is the bucinnn.

"Bucin bangett you are. Same ex also never ginikann?" Ask Mikko while being sneered.

"No, om. Yakalii," replied Arsen.

"Why is it different?"

"Arsen doesn't know why."

"Well? You like Asya why try?"

"Arsen also does not know why. Different if the same Asya, now it is not really want to lose Asyaa."

"Never be jealous if she's the same?"

"The beginning of jealousy. But once I knew them, Arsen never got jealous. They're pure temenan without taste, manteps right?"

"Well, see."

"Arsen too."

"Baideweee, have you ever met an ex?"

"Gilaa kalii is Arsen to ngelakuin. Pakboi yes, but not until broken too, om."

"Guddy boyy."

"What size, Sen?"

"Huh?? What is it about astaghfirullah!!"

"Panty size mean om. Negative the hell brain," led Mikko with a laugh.

"Y-Yeah Om Mikko didn't say!!" Mikko.

"What do you want to buy?"

"Asya at that time wanted a cat, Arsenlatt there was a cute ash color of ash."

"Yaudah, come by later."

"You go to the supermarket, o'm."

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16.36, ZICF.

"Woilahh, who is actually napasiiik!" Omel Shaka is upset to see Haikal and Alvin scrambling for a seat.

"A little shame at being swirled at your guy?!" Ask Naina.

"The shame has broken, Nai. How to be ashamed?" Ask Azril back.

"Your scarf, Zril!!" Azril.

"My mom's not here, is she?" Asya also walked while acting up, he asked the manager nyokapnya.

"Mommy's not here, mbak?" Asya whispers.

"Adaa, again sleeping in a private room with Mr. Aska."

Asya nodded in understanding, "wherever alone. You old man!" Ma'am Ina laughed.

Asya looked back at the table where they were eating. Arsen was there.

"Mbakk, there is not a snack like a rokokan cigarette?" Ask Asya.

"There, Syaa. Just came out today for the food."

"It's still there, ma'am?"

"Still, it's rarely bought because it's mehong."

Asya nodded in understanding, she looked in the next direction. There's a mas who helped Madam Ina, "mass. Is the cigarette over?"

"Yes, why miss?"

"Miss lady. Don't call Miss, call Asya." That's a smile.

"What are you doing, Asya??"

"You make prank. Maakk, whose cigarette lining was thrown away yes abistu entered his cigarette there." Ma'am Ina nodded.

They both obeyed Asya's request.

"Ni, Shaa."

"Ahiii, how many mbak?"

"Who? Why pay?" Ask that guy.

"Eiii, this is mommy's business. It wasn't Asya's business, so Asya should pay."

Asya also paid for it, then put it in a bag and then went to another.

"Jamesww!!" Sapa Asya cheerful.

"The pill! Where's the one?!" Tanya Arsen was upset.

"From.. your hearteeeh!"

"Now, jamett." Asya.

"Waituu, don't sit down!"

Arsen stood up and hugged Asya, "missing tauukkk!" His whisper.

"Modusss kamu! Not brought by the real thing?" Asya asked after taking off the hug.

"There. It's the same Ara." Asya.

"AAAAAA CAT. Cute bangettt kayak meee!" Asya cheered cheerfully.

The eyes of other customers are on their way. "Oh Allah, you have a very special gini." Dino complained, Asya laughed.

"We're just one siik?" Ask Naina.

"Yeah, why not a pair?" Ask Ara change.

"Later tekdung. Can't do. Wait for the owner to marry them."

"Sa ae lu bancett frog!" Ledek Haikal then laughed.

"Btwww, I just realized. Why are you wearing a begoo glove?!" Azril resuscitated them from the cat earlier.

"Pants I abisss. Because it's brought mulu mulu the same bastard this one." Arsen pointed at Alex.

The thief of the pants was a whimper.

"The rambunctious."

"The tent's wearing pants, right, you?" Ask Racksa. Arsen nodded.

"Cill, am I wearing pants or a sarong?"

"I don't use anything."

Openannnnn! It was not Asya who answered, but Alvin the peaaa.

"Goblokk is the one." Alvin cengennesan's.

"Lu cakepan pakee, pakee skirt anyway." Ara.

"Desnancok!" They laugh.

"You fit in any way, the important thing is not to wear shorts." Arsen smiled at Asya's reply.

"Like the cat?"

Asya nodded, "tengkyuu."

"Same, my beauty."

"Well! Unsettling." They both laughed.

"Where's yuna?"

"There's a similar event." Arsen berohria, he sat beside Asya.

'Haha, it's time!' Asya took the cigarette out of my pocket.

"Do you have a match?"

"HEH WHAT?! YOU SMOKERING?!" Ask Dino tekajut.

"Whispering dih. Lexx, pinjem korekk."

Arsen snatched it, "no! What the fuck are you smoking?" He looked at Asya cynically.

"Ish, what? Smoke a doangg."

"Cigarette doang pala lu! You don't smell the smoke. Since when do you smoke, huh?!" Ask Alvin.

"Tadii. You don't see."

Asya returned to take a cigarette. Again Arsen seized it and threw it away.

"Who is smoking? I don't smoke, you can smoke."

"Salah?"

"Yes, salahh toll." Azril follow sensi.

Asya still held back her laughter.

"Yaudahh, if I can get here I'm moving." Asya.

Instantly Arsen held his hand, "don't act young lady William."

"Paan orgas? Watch out for me."

"Yes."

Arsen looked at him sharply. Asya who was already not strong with a deadly gaze was a whimper.

"Hehe's not, not so." Asya sat down, but he took a cigarette.

"Yes!"

"This is jajaaanannn woilahh. Thissss is prank."

"Bacott!"

"Tesss, put on a lighter! Minjem your match, Lex." Alex gives zipponya matches. Asya burned the tip of the cigarette and in fact did not burn at all.

Asya broke the cigarette, then came out the crumb.

"Oahuwu!" They simultaneously said that, Asya chuckled at their swearing.

Asya also ate the cigarette kw, "good to know. Wanna try?" Asya bargained to Arsen who was still looking at her cynically.

"So!" Asya smiled wryly and then greeted Arsen. Arsen ate it still while staring cynically at Asya.

"Prank doangg, astaghfirullah. Siniss bangett natapnyaa!"

"Anything's a no-clears imprank." Cibir Azril, Asya grinned without guilt.

"Butt, my prank succeeded yeshhh!!"

"Yain yainn, let's be cool." Asya smiling pepsodent.

"What's a good cigarette?"

"I'll put the holster in your head if you want to smoke benenrann!"

"Astaghfirullah, baderr." Asya.

They stared at the silent Ara and Naina, "it seems that they are both frustrated friends with Asya."

"Hm, it looks like it."

Spoon about Racksa's eel, "haaa, mampusss you."

"Gue diem I got it."

"Diem from the pipett hole!" Racksa grinning.

"Where was it the same way you asked for a number?"

"No, you saw that." Answer Arsen.

"What weh?" Dino kepo's.

"Tadii, there is a girl who ngajak fotbar brother selebgram inii. Watsap as well."

"Not to ngacoo. I'm not telling you," said Arsen.

"Hanihen bicittt. Most pass–"

The cup!

They glared at him.

"You see for yourself, I don't love you. There are no photos of Samsekk. So, no need to talk about nothing."

Asya was silent as were the others.

"Wtff, Asya's lips are no longer virgins."

The plot!!

Arsen flicked the Dino eel.

"I closed my hands first. I'm hearing my hand."

"Yes but the same fitting of Asyaa's lips."

"Nggaa kenaa just fit doanggg."

"Anjirrr, it's a storm!"

They turned their eyes, now looking at Asya.

"Wahh. serem gaiss, for the sake of twing." Arsen laughed at Asya.

"Ehh, waitt, it's in your hand whata??" Arsen covered it up.

Asya squinted and then pulled Arsen's hand, "hahh? The apenii? Since when are there tattoos here?!"

"Since then, good, right?"

"Baguss of bojong gede. No good begooo."

"But beautifulk tauu, nagaaa's image."

Asya stared at Arsen's agony and then pushed away, "don't come near, you tattoo!"

"Astaghfirullahalazim, Cill. Baguusss ni tattoo."

"My dad's wits mampusss you on the blacklist!" Azril Cibir.

"What's? Why?" Aska and Zia suddenly appeared.

Arsen auto panicked, but tried to calm down.

"Tattoos? Arsen got a tattoo?"

"Yes, tantee. Bagusan?"

"Yeah, look for a new ghost tomorrow."

'Matii cave.'

"Ampunnn, not omm. It's a toy tattoo, really."

"Masaa. Boong tu, omm." Alvin provoke.

"Murl's camper!!"

"It's terblacklistt, mampusssss!" Ledek Haikal, Arsen looked at him annoyed while holding his hand so as not to ngefucekk.

"If it's a toy tattoo, try ilangin."

Arsen spilled water on his hands and rubbed, the tattoo was also lost.

"Luh?"

"This was his intention to do Asya, omm. But it failed." Complain Arsen.

"Oalaaaaaaaahh."

Asya laughed there, "your talent is a prankk!" Ledek Asya's.

"Berr, Shaa. He has no talent in this field." Sahut Azril's.

"He was originally willing to giveprank tatoo, but the cigarette diprank first. Kesyannn." Arsen stroking chest.

"It's okay to fail, the important thing is to remain a potential ghost. Right, um, auntie?"

"No."

"Yes Allahh. ngenes very lueeeee!"

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