The Barbarians
Cieee ldrr

This morning according to the schedule made by Aska, Kusuma Family went on vacation.

Their first destination was Japan.

Because Japan is certain.

Asya is still confused where to go because of the many countries he wants to go to.

"If yesterday Asya said he wanted to meet his father's mother Mark NCT, Azril wanted to meet his father's mother Sana Twice."

"Please! Why did you meet Sana Twice's father?"

"What's wrong with you?"

"You talk gini, bismilbornrahmanirrahim—"

"Non-muslim Mark, why do you say basmalah?"

"Remain. Dahla males," Asya immediately changed seats. Azril himself chuckled at his expression.

"That's where the storm is."

"Less complete life without a fuss, mommy. Btw, Azril just wanted to be a pilot. Practice ah."

Azril walked forward.

"Don't be so, ntar the pilot was surprised to see the good looks of an Azril."

"Najisss heard it! I'd like to nampol you, Zril." Azril.

"Challenge yok, try talking about that flight attendant style."

"Gue guy, Yes."

"Yes make a steward version of tollill's!"

"When can I? You give me what?" Azril asked defiantly.

"Gue participate ape mau lu in a full day," replied Asya casually.

"Okay, deal."

"Gue try first."

Asya gave Azril the text he found on the ticktok earlier.

"One nafass pull."

"If I die from not breathing, it's your responsibility."

"Easy! Just throw you out of the plane" replied Asya.

"Cockfighting!"

Asya laughs.

"Pocket bah, long time."

"Ehmm. Good morning to our honored guests. Welcome aboard a Pak Aska aircraft with Japanese destinations. We will travel in three years with a cruising altitude of thirty thousand above the surface of the earth, thank you."

Asya, Aska and Zia chuckled.

Indeed in one breath, but the final part of Azril's voice like a pinch dog.

"Goblokk! The goal to Japan is three years," Asya's lips still laughed a little.

"The plane swerved first, going up and down the tumble-turned-muter, so long."

"Astaghfirullah, you pea bangett swear by now!"

Stupidly, Azril even grinned.

"You have - there are rules, very random."

Asya and Azril.

"It's called creative, momm."

"Now replace you, Shay. Guess you can't!"

"When can I?"

"Gue be your babu all day."

"Deal!!"

"Emmm. Good morning to our honored guests. Welcome aboard a lion air flight with a destination to Japan. Japan destination we will travel in two hours deng—"

"Anjirr, there's a cool bird that can fly."

Asya stopped her speech when Azril pointed at the window. Asya saw what Azrik pointed at.

Five seconds later, Asya woke up.

"BIRDS CAN FLY, AZRIL!!"

Azril chuckles. He was deliberately so that Asya failed in the challenge.

"Lu failed, you failed. Huu, failll!"

"Gara-gara lu anjjj! Ah cunning you. Don't accept me, don't accept me. Here you spit, let me poke your nutmeg."

"Ogah ogahh."

"HERE!"

"Cursue!"

Azril walked quickly to the back area.

Asya caught up with him no less quickly.

"Duringly run two ni people," murmured Zia while smiling depressedly.

"Pray, hopefully not."

◕◕◕

A few hours later.

Aska, Zia, Asya and Azril had just woken up from sleep. They slept in the apartment Aska rented. After the shower, they were getting ready to find food.

"First time see the night in Japan directly," Asya said with a smile.

"It's not out yet."

Asya.

"A a a, annyeongghaseyo. Azril Kenzi imnida."

The three of them stared at Azril.

"Azril tololl right bah. We're in Japan, not Korea! Why are you using Koreana?!"

"Huh? I forgot the njemm. Hello in Japanese what?"

"Ni hao," Asya replied casually.

"THAT'S CHINAA BEGEE! Ah same with you."

Asya laughs.

"The Japanese word halo is konnichiwa" Aska said.

"Oiya, that meant Asya."

"Lu geles, jubaedah."

"You know, I know a lot of language."

"Okay, I'm tess. What is ahado's Indonesian?"

"What."

"Yes what?"

"What a!"

"What? Her answer?"

"Gue smackdown ya you! THE ANSWER IS WHATA! A P A!"

Azril chuckled at him, "just don't go berserk. Your eyes are coming out."

"Dogs. Astaghfirullahalazim, lu macem hogg."

"Ehh, Asya's mouth. No, you're a girl." Omel Aska's.

"Dogs are animals, daddy."

"Ngatain Azril hogg, means you said Azril animal?"

Asya lowered her head, her eyes slightly turned towards Azril who was mocking.

"Yes, answer daddy."

"Sorry, daddy. Not again, later Asya's dog changed to be a pigi."

"It makes no difference!"

Asya cengesan, "hehe."

"Udah, in less dirty talk. It's not good to talk about it," Zia's lecture was relaxed.

"Okay, sans mom."

"Jaudah, look for food."

The four of them got out of the apartment and left together. It did not get along, but now it is even sticky to the same lizard wall.

That's Asya and Azril.

Both of them are really sticky, instead seen as a pair of lovers.

"How long have we been in Japan, daddy?" Ask Asya.

"Maximum of a week, the minimum is up to you."

"A week. Who knows, Asya will soon find Japanese cogan."

"Dih kamprett! Your hands stink terasi," Asya's scolding.

"Ngaco anjemm!"

Azril smelled his hand, "this is the smell of dodol perfume. Emang goblokk you natural really, cool times!" Asya laughed a little.

"Where is the fight not tired??"

"Capek is mommy, but if it's not cool. Especially if it's not..."

Plaque!

"... nabok, Azril."

"PeAAA ASA!"

Asya laughed wryly then ran away. Azril chased after Asya with his vengeful face.

"Lu won't be able to catch me, not your master."

"It's bacott. If you're looking out for lu ye, I'm ready to be an omelette."

"AAA TAKUT."

Far behind them, Aska and Zia stroked the chest.

"That's not my son."

"Emang is not your son, but our son."

Zia looked at Aska.

"Sa ae the gentlemen!!"

◕◕◕

Almost midnight, Aska and his wife's son just arrived back at the apartment. Aska herself immediately laid her body because she was too tired. Zia also slept beside him.

Asya and Azril were busy bathing again because they ran a lot from earlier.

After the bath, Asya approached his parents in the room. "Mommy daddy sleeping?"

Aska auto wake up, "what do you need, baby?"

"No, gapapa kokk hehe. Continue to sleep, good night."

"Good night to my princess, don't stay up." Said Zia, Asya smiled as she nodded then walked into the next room. He was with Azril but different bed.

Asya ignored Azril who was playing the game. He took his own cell phone to hack Arsen.

"Well, rame."

Asya.

biaaawak

last seen today at 21.57

assalamu'alaikum gorgeous

the dmna?

woii, is it nyampe?

ppp

I want to see cogan

just keep looking, wherever is handsome only me.

"Hahaha, what a pain." Asya said after reading her chat. It doesn't stop there, it's still a long time of spam from Arsen.

Arsen.

Not every minute, but every three hours. It is also not one chat doang, but it can be up to ten more chat.

Asya also moved her finger to type.

biaaawak

last seen today at 21.57

^^^arsennn, would like to tellaaa^^^

Just sent, a blue tick has appeared.

"Gercep. What time is it?"

"Half twelve, means there about jaaaammm half one? Waww."

Asya again saw his phone, Arsen just read the doang without replying. An annoyed Asya immediately put back his phone.

There was not yet a minute located, Asya's phone rang.

It was a video call from Arsen.

"Arsen?" Ask Azril.

Asya nodded.

"Cieee, ldrr."

"Diem you, bacot bangett!"

Azril laughed then returned to playing the game.

📞 "Assalamu'alaikum, my beauty."

^^^"Hihii, wa'alaikumsalam mas ganteng."^^^

📞 "Watch a look at cogan so new ngabarin?"

^^^Asya.^^^

^^^"I'm sorry."^^^

📞 "No problem, baby. What do you want to tell me?"

Asya clearly saw Arsen was focusing on looking at her.

'This doang baper me, ' Inner Asya.

^^^"Ntar first, where are you?"^^^

📞 "Still in the office, baby."

^^^"Jam seginii??"^^^

📞 "Yes. There was an urgent matter."

📞 "Well ah, talk about me instead. What do you want to tell me?"

^^^"Eumm, where do I start?"^^^

📞 "From your destination."

^^^"Okee. I didn't know the clock

^^^how, wake up in bed."^^^

📞 "Most sleep for sure."

Asya.

^^^"Continue making me dinner the same^^

^^^mommy daddy, meet Indonesian people^^^

^^^also lohh. He said from the field."^^^

📞 "Girl or boy?"

^^^"Girl, she first herself continued because^^

^^^keliatan similar to Indonesian^^^

^^^daddy told me to join the meal."^^^

^^^"Continue at one table, daddy ajakin chat^^^

^^^sampe is finally familiar. He also told stories

^^horor, exclaiming tauu."^^^

Arsen who was listening continued to listen while smiling happily. Arsen also looks enthusiastic about Asya's stories, although the horror is told.

📞 "He wibu no?"

^^^"No, he said, but his appearance^^

^^^a bit like wibu is sih."^^^

📞 "Emang appearance wibu howaa, hm?"

^^^"Kon't know."^^^

Arsen laughs.

📞 "No problem right thereaaa?"

^^^"No, it's safe. Daddy also

^^^bring a bodyguard, but only two."^^^

📞 "Complete term means, no bodyguard

is there a driver?"

^^^"Yes there, but still less complete tauu."^^^

📞 "Less what?"

^^^"Lack of you by my side."^^^

📞 "HEHH! RESPONSIBILITY, I'M BAPER!!"