The Barbarians

The Barbarians
After the wedding day


After the wedding day.


Asya and her other friends were in a family villa not far from the event venue. They were told to stay there.


"Who's cooking this morning??"


"How is it? What if I cook?" tanya Glacia offered herself.


"If you really want to please. For me, Nai and Ara will help."


"Okeyy deall."


"Now let's go jogging!" bring Shaka enthusiastic.


"Jogging track? You're on, I'm mager!" answer Asya.


"Related, iaaang. Ndak bole mager-magerr, "forcibly Arsen approached Asya. "Ishh, ndak mauu."


"Why don't you want to?"


"Yes don't want anything. I'm in villa ajaaa!"


"Whenever in the villa alone? Come along, later in the afternoon we buy samyang," persuaded Arsen continuously.


"Samyang?"


"Yes, samyang."


"Okayie. Just a minute!" Asya ran to the room to change clothes.


His friends stared at the astonished Asya who was running. "He was very easy if he was bribed," said Dino.


"Gue sure that's it too."


"Kasian ntar if the child is kidnapped because of a candy bribe," said Alvin Lebay.


Arsen himself laughed to see it, "It's not that weh. He was just a bribe from Iue, anyway" said Arsen casually.


"You sure you are?" ask Shaka wonder.


"A thousand percent."


"Woiiiy, come on!!"


Asya appeared in a sports suit.


"Lu in samyang bribe directly want ya? How easy is it?" naina asked ahead of the others.


"Au nih's. I'm afraid you will have to kidnap om-om pedo gegara easily in bribes," said Azril follow-up.


"Can't be funny, cill, if you're this big in kidnap because of the lure of candy," said Racksa.


"Astaghfirullahalazim! Why do you think about Kesono anjritt? This is what I want because Arsen rarely ngizinin I eat samyang!"


"I've also gedeee yaaa, won't be kidnapped!" asya ngegas replied.


"Lu tu bocill, don't make a big deal" Haikal protested.


"Gue tampol lu ye! Why am I everywhere on the sii bocil sii?!" ask Asya annoyed.


"Yes because you're a bumbling macem!" answer them all compact. "Slack emang!"


"They take you for granted, but I don't think you are."


Asya looked at Arsen.


"So what do you think of me?"


"My children's mother."


"IT'S SIA BOYY!! Let's go jogging!" they immediately came out leaving Arsen who was grimacing.


"Baperan ah you padaa!" arsen shouted strongly while running following.


"Well, are you following huh? Nice of you at the villa, you're so unsettling to come."


Arsen remained a crybaby.


"No, no."


"Tag yes, mark. Near here there is a river, such as Arsen boong we put into the river. Deal?"


"DWUCK!!"


Arsen chuckled at hearing it.


"Gue's not following you, is he?" ask Asya with a smile. "Come la. Masaa Arsen was allowed to do his own thing?" dino is provoking.


"Yes gapapa is alone. Wrong itself does not know the place," replied Asya relaxed.


"Ohh, so you want us to romance both? That's what it is!!"


"NO NO NOO!!"


They looked at Shaka.


"You're the one who insisted anjrott?"


"Belom mahram."


"Jiaakkhh. Bacot you!" cibir Arsen was upset.


"Gue threw it into the river really lu yee!" Arsen.


"We make a deal before jogging. If you are dating a romantic, ask to cook food all day no catering-catering. How's it?" challenge Dino.


"Who cooks them both?"


"Iyalaaa, only one time."


"Keep the cooking from the morning ampe malem?"


"Iyeee, one day full."


"OKAY. I agree!"


"Agreed!" answer the others compactly, except Haikal who fell silent. "Why don't you talk, Cal?"


"Ga sure I can."


Dino nodded her head, "it's in my word. But diem-diem washed away!"


"Anj— mo mad but what you said was right."


"Murl's camper!!"


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True in fact, Haikal could not.


As per the agreement earlier, Haikal and Ara had to cook food from morning to night to eat them today.


But morning, afternoon and evening have passed with foods that are still relatively easy to make. Later that night, after the Maghrib prayer, they gathered in the family room.


"I'm challenge to beduaa!"


"Outside-up?" ask Haikal.


"Never challenge, it's sensi aje lu!" glacia Lips.


"Ngeselin you on. It must be mo ngerequest who is not," said Haikal annoyed.


"Yes yes, this is. Then ndakkahh," said Asya with a mysterious smile. "Oh well, what request?" ask Ara.


"Sayur gulai kampung chicken!" answer them compactly.


"Can. I said also whata, must be a request that is not-somewhat. It's malem ya cugg, maleemmm! Mo nyari chicken mananee village?! Just a regular chicken, let me go to the supermarket with Ara."


"But that's good chicken, Call," protested Dino.


"Nyari chicken village is difficult, Dinonaraaa. It's seven o'clock!" They look at each other.


"Okay, you're an ordinary chicken."


"Nahh that's cake. Come to the supermarket, honey," Haikal told Ara. "Bentarrr, mo change clothes." Ara moved from her seat.


"Ngapainn's? Put on your nightgown, too," haikal praised with a smile. "Many stories! I'll be ashamed of you later."


"Nggawd. Yakali I'm ashamed to have a girlfriend as beautiful as a blanket, as funny as you."


"Call, mending you go now instead of me throwing the table," said Alvin. Haikal laughed at his words.


"Ngiri mulu lu macem in the handlebar lock."


"Bacott. Hunting sonoo left, I'm laper!" sahut Azril was impatient.


"Ehh wait! Buy samyang all donggg," Asya's pinta. Arsen auto looked at him, "they want to cook you want to eat samyang?"


"Yes not really."


"You don't have to buy it now."


"So what?" ask Asya a little sulking.


"Tomorrow with me" replied Arsen.


Those who know the purpose of Arsen postpone directly shifting the topic. "There you go, Cal!"


"Yes-iyaa. A huge onion of complex mother-fats cake!" Haikal also immediately pulled Ara's hand slowly towards the exit of the villa.


"the money? Car keys? Did you bring it?" asked Ara confused.


"Well, relax you." Haikal opened the door with a smile. Ara casually went inside, "thank you, Mr. Haikal."


Haikal looked in annoyance and closed the door. "It was so exciting, so I wanted to eat" Haikal murmured as he walked to the side of the car.


"Pake his seat belt, Araa."


"Ih bentarr's. Again see the recipe on google," Ara answered focused on mobile. The impatient Haikal approached and fitted Ara's seat belt.


"Thank you, baby."


"Hm."


"Why is that cake his expression?" tanya Ara looked at Haikal.


"You really like me that way. I just want your own cooking I eat it" replied Haikal spoiled.


"Helehh! You're often in other girls' masakin, when I can't make other people."


"When am I in another girl's masakin?"


"Lohh's? You never eat in London?"


"Yaaa eat."


"To whom is it? Girls right?"


"Yes. ya sih. But it's different, honeyyy! Your cooking should always be special for me."


"If so. ur smile should always be for me too!"


"And always for u, honeyy."


"Boong shit!" Ara took a cell phone and showed her flirtatious photos of Haikal in London.


"That's from who?!"


"You need to know from whom, obviously you're a hunker."


"Dino, right? Parahh. It wasn't me, honey," Haikal said evasively. "Aren't you? So who? Lee Min-Ho?"


"not too. That's my twin, not me."


"Yahh!! The basic boong," said Ara annoyed.


"You also like to smile as well as other guys."


"HEH, WHY?!"


"Watch drakor you like to smile. Keep your laptop screen on the elus-elus, sometimes you also smell right in the cogan."


Ara slapped her forehead, "kan bedaa, BEDAAAA!"


"Sellooo, really hard from earlier."


"But the emotion!"


"Yes, I'm really. I've never kissed you, the first time you kissed a laptop screen."


Ara let out a long, very long breath. "Berrantem yuk, Kal. I'm totally like you" said Ara, staring cynically at Haikal.


"Yes, let's fight. But in what room?"


Plaque!


Plaque!


"Aaa. with my pain. Ih, this kdrt is his name," complained Haikal while stroking his arm.


"Kdrt nutmeg lu peang."


Haikal.


"Basic bawdy!!"


"I'm not a pervert, honeyy, you're the wrong one. Anyway I said it in the room, not in the bed."


"You're tuu— aghhh, karepmu!"


Ara got out of the car leaving Haikal, she walked from the parking lot to the supermarket. In the car Haikal was laughing to see his girlfriend was upset.


"Honeeyy, wait!" Haikal followed Ara.


"Don't yell, Haikaallll!"


"Hehee. Why why?"


"So the center of attention tauuu."


Haikal looked around.


"Oh yeah..."


"Mom, mbak, she's beautiful right? My girlfriend here," Haikal told one of the women who looked at him.


"Allahu Akbar! Kaall!"


"What, honeyy?"


Haikal looked around. "Mas, mass, she's pretty, right?" ask Haikal.


"Yes, mas, but it looks fierce. Mas's boyfriend?" ask the visitor to change.


"Yes, mas. Even if it's fierce, I can't breathe if there's no one."


"Well, is that it, mom?"


"Because all my breath is with him."


"IT'S SIAAAA! THE SEAMLESS MODE LU! No need to do it again, Mom. Kasian later cape," Ara smiled faintly and left the two of them.


"Why even attention to another guy sii?! Honeyy, wait!"


Back to the villa.


"I bought it online?" asya asked, looking at Arsen. "No, ayaangg. Tomorrow we buy both at the supermarket."


"Tomorrow when?"


"Yaaa tomorrow, look tomorrow."


"Ah you tuu. If the situation is postponed continuously. Say it tomorrow, but not in buyin. Want to buy ndak sii? If I have no intention of buying it myself!" cerocos Asya's upset.


"This time it's intent. But not now," replied Arsen. Arsenic is not intentional. Asya if buy samyang must be the most spicy.


Arsen was worried, afraid Asya why-why. Arsen really did not want Asya to be sick even if it was just an upset stomach or a headache.


"So what?"


"Don't let me toyor ya your head, Sya. Arsen said tomorrow" Azril Esmosi said.


"Tomorrow at two o'clock. If Arsen doesn't buy it, I buy it!" racksa said insensitively.


"Okayie. Two o'clock, broo!" Racksa. Arsen himself sighed softly while looking at the annoyed Racksa.


"Yeah, Saa! Yesterday you said you wanted to tell me the reason that everyone gathered. We already know," said Asya.


"Hm? What reason?"


"That's why you're single. The reason why you never deletin girls," Alvin answered.


"Oh that. I've been putting girls together, but not in front of you. And the reason why I'm single. is because it's complicated."


"Gue was sure it wasn't the real answer" Naina said suspiciously. "Gue was sure that too, there must be something you're hiding from us!" sahut Azril.


"Honestly, Sa. You're so boongnyaaa!" arsen gregett.


"Where is the answer. I'm afraid things I don't want to happen" Clue from Racksa.


"Live to the point. Why?"


"Gu—"


"Assalamu'alaikum!!"


Haikal and Ara are back.


"Whoah! What a jirrr."


"Lu speeding ya? Must be you speeding! Confidentiality of my future wife, Kall," said Alvin starting his fray again.


"Don't halu! Mending you help me get stuff."


"Not first. It's pw."


"Anjirr is Alvin!" Haikal headed to the kitchen with his things. Ara following.


"Woii, just cook this?"


"Yep. Want to help ndakk?" ask Naina.


"Bole bolee."


"So. You're there just let me cook together Ara," said Haikal cynically.


"Gausah sok ya you want to be alone. Ara just look at your emotions!" Haikal looked at Ara. True said Shaka, Ara looks upset.


"Honey, are you angry?"


"Try asking the same mbak-mbak that you smile use dimple your smile is super duper enchanting it."


Haikal.


"So the story is jealous?"


"No, sorry-sorry."


"Ceilaahhhhwi. If Jealous says aja kaleee," Azril quipped.


"SILENCE LU!"


"Agod! Gak Ara, Asya, Naina. If you're angry the lion's cake is not fed!" The three women were auto-looking at Azril.


"Mampusss lu, Zril. Wrong again you, get ready at the same time as the lion!" alex is provoking.


"Diem!"


They laugh.


"Kall, would you like me to tell you not how to persuade the most powerful girl?" ask Arsen for advice.


"Where is that?"


"So, actually, the girl cuddles it does not need that physical persuasion. You better persuade while giving money, money, money, money, money, money and lastly you love the ring on the ring finger. Must be powerful."


"WANJAYYY! Arseeenn was very understanding. Let's get married, Senn!" yelled Ara from the kitchen.


"Hehhh!! Arsen is my play, jirr. Don't macem-macem you!"


"Haha! The shop is ngamok."


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06.25


"Yeah, I'm sleepy," Asya complained to Arsen on the way. They came home this morning because there was a class that could not be delayed.


"Sleep to you. I'll wake up later" said Arsen, stroking Asya's head gently.


"When I go to sleep, who are you talking to?"


"No talking, too, gapapa. You sleep instead of sleeping in class."


"No. I want you to talk" Asya said, holding Arsen's hand.


"Loh why? Sleep with gapapaa."


"No, we're talking. About what, huh? Oh yes, about the party bang Zap ajaa. Aisyah's yesterday was pretty, right?"


"Yeah. I'm a shadow if you're in Aisyah's position, definitely more beautiful!"


"Beauty Aisyahh's sister."


Arsen stared at Asya at a glance, "insecure?"


"Yes hehe. Sister Aisyah is very pretty, her morals are good, meek, not my cake."


Arsen was silent for a moment. "I will not forbid you to make insecure si, because everyone must have their own sense of insecure. But in my opinion, rather than you insecure you better try to improve yourself again."


"To be honest, I don't care how you are. Because whatever is in u, I like it."


Asya smiled, she approached Arsen and kissed his cheek suddenly. "I love u!"


"Love u too, my beauty. Don't be insecure often, okay? You're the most beautiful woman in my eyes."


"He'em. Actually, it's just to praise you," replied Asya. "Ngele bangett, I'mangg. Not good at acting you're old."


Asya.


"Keep me better, will you?"


"Pastii. We both learn to be better. Okayy?" Asya nodded her head, Arsen smiled and stroked Asya's hand.


"So, when do we get married?"


"Haha! Talk to me straight up about marriage?"


"Yes, let it be good."


"It's not ambiguous. What's that good for?" ask Asya. Instead of answering, Arsen laughed.


Without feeling they both arrived at Aska's house. Asya who was afraid of being late immediately ran into the house.


"Assalamu'alaikum!!"


"Wa'alaikumsalam, son of dad— WHY RUN, NAKK?!" Asya could not answer.


Aska turned her gaze to the front of the door, Arsen entered hurriedly.


"Arsen! You are apaain Asyaa?!"


"Huhuh? Nothing, omm."


"Why then?" Aska approached and pulled Arsen's collar. "You hurt Asya?"


"No, omm."


"What true. Don't lie!"


"B-yes, omm."


"Why are you so nervous?!!"


"Well, how not to be nervous, you pull her collar while looking at her emotions. The habit is very direct in the gass," said Zia tetiba appeared.


"Mbok ya ask me first alright. This is not, directly su'udzon." Aska took off her pull.


"Why, Sen?" tanya Zia tried kalem. "He's got class, aunt. Asya was afraid of telatt," replied Arsen rather nervously.


"Byeah, kann. Su'udzon mulu!" zia said annoyedly looking at Aska. "Tekejutt's name. Mostly not so unusual Asya so, when he immediately ran away not his daddy first."


"If Asya again has that problem, it must enter nyelonong enter. Don't take greetings."


"Yeah, I was wrong."


"Om sorry, Sen, that was freaking out."


Arsen smiled, "what the hell, om. Naturally, om afraid Asya why-why. If Arsen became om even directly nonjok just now."


"Haha. It suits you to be your ghost."


"Bacrites!" sahut Zia's.


"Fire, so envious."


Arsen laughed at the sight of the two of them.


"Mom mom moommm. Asya go first, afraid of telatt." Asya got off the stairs after changing clothes and carrying a bag.


"Splate also gapapa. No one will want to upset you, if there is a daddy cut off his head."


"Hehehe. Abis cut off his head, we split two daddies. After that we cook the vegetable soup! It's delicious."


"Why is this his mind?! You taught me for sure!" charge Zia towards Aska. "I'm the one who's gonna get it."


"That's dahh. Mommy daddy will be on his neck. Asya pamittt go, assalamu'alaikum!"


"Wa'alaikumsalam's chat. Watch out for falling!"


"Okayy."


"Arsenn be careful with the car!"


"Siapp o'm camerr." Arsen smiled a glance then caught up with Asya.


Now they both are back in the car. With a little bit of heat, Asya asked Arsen to quickly drive a car.


"Hurm, yangg!"


"Super boy talking about it. Falling is not our marriage" replied Arsen.


"You're a racer, you're not going to fall. Btw, I'll be ready to run, where are you going?"


"Kantorr's cake."


"Don't flirt!!"


"Where do you genitt try, my secretary is trunked, I say." Asya chuckles.


Discussions with other topics continued, and stopped when they were at their destination.


Before getting out of the car, Asya fiddled at Arsen's cheeks. But in fact not on the cheek, because when Asya was about to kiss Arsen turned towards him.


"God. Start flirty now?" tanya Arsen teases.


"W-what the fuck? That's ahh! You'll be careful later, byeee~"


"Yeah. I'll pick you up later" said Arsen, somewhat shouting.


"Okayy."


"Sangat! I love uuuu."


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Asya has returned home, he is currently waiting for Alvin and his other friends in the cafe in front of the campus. He said he wanted to go with nongki.


"Eh, you know what? That's a real jaraangg chick coming in, but her grades are good."


Asya smelled gossip at the table next door. Asya was sure one hundred percent, they were gossiping about her.


"Yes, he can be smart."


"But I'm not sure. Can he bribe the lecturer? Oh yeah I just remembered, Aisha's a sister-in-law."


"St! He'll hear later, besides you don't necessarily know what his life is."


"But I'm sure one hundred percent would be a strike. Ehh, or maybe he simplifies dosenn so the value continues to be high?"


Bruk!!


The entire cafe immediately turned towards Asya.


"Wahh. I'm very patient from earlier horrified your uneducated talk."


"Jaga your talk!" ask the gossip student.


"I SHOULD HAVE SAID SO! Huh.. anyways I really, your mouth is not educated! His mouth was uneducated, his thinking was shallow."


They're speechless.


Asya himself stood up from his seat and approached their table.


"Don't want to be arrogant, but only mo tell you. I was born and I was a Pinter coy. Even in the womb I've been sinter because my father's mother is sinter and educated."


"Gue guess what, you said the cake must be because you were jealous, you entered class every day but the value is blurred. The yakan? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


"B-bacot you!"


"Yahh, surely you are confused to answer especially other than a bacot," Asya said while sitting in her front seat.


"Next time if the gossip is not near me gini, I can be horrified. Oh yeah, luu. lu who said I did pinter here your account number let me transfer money."


"Seriously?" surprised question.


Asya nodded her head with a smile. "Send me the account number from my Instagram! I'm going to go first. I'm really here" Asya smiled once more and left the cafe after paying.


On the way, Asya meets his friend.


"Back of jirrr?"


"Lu lama."


"You must be making a noise, right?" ask Azril.


"Well? A fortune teller?"


"feel emotion. Whose storm?"


"Ntarr I told you. Let's find a place first" Asya asked. They also walked to the restaurant next to the cafe.


"Btw, where's Arsen? How come you haven't picked it up yet?" ask Naina.


"Notah niii's. I'm not yet in reply."


Drt. drt...


Suddenly Shaka's phone rang.


"Is he?" ask Haikal.


"Unknown."


📞 "Hello. Assalamu'alaikum?"


^^^"Wa'alaikumsalam.^^^


^^ With whom, where?"^^^


📞 "....."


^^^"Iyaa benarr, my friend Arsen Shafwan.^^^


^^^ Who are you?"^^^


📞 "......"


^^^"Inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi raji'un."^^^