The Barbarians
Exercises

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"Attent"

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"Well, Ongkel Aksa??"

"Udah come to you, come in" asked Aksa.

"Who's pa?"

"Well, Racksa?!"

"Huh? Why the shock, do you know Racksa's a hunk?" ask Aksa.

"No idea at all, this is a child you don't know" Azril replied.

"Asya so indigo child made her Ongkel!!" reply Asya stared fiercely at Racksa.

"Indihouse is also gapapa" said Racksa casually.

"Sabar Asyaa" Aksa laughed.

"Newly met familiar, good" said Aksa.

"What kind of krab is Ongkel??!" ask Asya annoyed. Aksa laughed again.

"Why wasn't she told to go in? Long time very at the door" said Refiona.

"Eh Onty" Asya and Azril shook Refiona's hand as well as Aksa's for forgetting.

"Yuk yuk" asked Refiona.

"Yes Onty" they went in together.

"What do you want to drink?" ask Refiona.

"No need onty, ngerepotin" replied Azril.

"Not good food" said Racksa.

"Fist Asya Pengen" Asya showed her tiny fist.

"I guess you can't wait Asya, we're starting now?" ask Aksa.

"Yes, Asya is impatient. Moreover, want the nabok Racksa" replied Asya. Aksa, Refiona, Azril and Racksa laughed.

"Yaudah ayok" asked Aksa. They're moving towards the backyard.

"Change your clothes first" said Refiona.

"No Onty clothes" Azril replied.

"It's use well" Racksa thrust two paper bags.

"Uuuww, very good cousin of mine" praised Asya.

"It was bought by Uncle Aska"

"Camprett!" Asya immediately went to the bathroom to change clothes.

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"You've done it" Pinta Refiona. He came into the backyard after they had been training for hours.

"Ehh? Not onty, we go back" Azril replied.

"No! Can't do it. You guys just stay here. Tomorrow onty wakein" replied Refiona.

"School clothes how ontyy??" ask Asya.

"Later onty tell the driver to pick me up. No rejection" Refiona came into the house.

"That's a hell of a lot of you, Zril!!"

"Eh you're also ngerepotin onty, yes!!"

"Yes toyba.. equally do not ngerepotin why gelut your bedua? Mending further, hit me" Pinta Racksa.

"Okeee!! Who is afraid" challenged Asya.

The two of them continued their training, while Azril and Aksa only watched them.

"Lo attack me" asked Asya.

"Lo used to be" said Racksa.

"Lo lah"

"Ladies first"

"Lo first why?" Asya stood firm now, she was ready with her fists.

"And I said you first. I uphold the phrase ladies first"

"Say fear"

"Lo times are scared??"

"WOI'S NOT GELUT ANYWAY??"

••

The day is approaching Maghrib. Refiona headed for the door, she set out to shout to tell them to come in.

"OII YOU GUYS, enter da maghrib!!" shout Refiona.

"Yesaa maa bentar again"

"Yes, onty bentar again"

The four of them are compact.

"Quick!! If not, get in!!!!" refiona shouted again and entered the house.

From the backyard, they still fought.

"Awwhh" complained Asya after the Racksa smackdown.

"No power control? Sick goblokkk" said Asya.

"That's the minimum power of Shaa, what's weak. Rise you up" Asya tried to rise.

"Try me now" tell Racksa.

Asya prepared with a swing.

And...

Yep!!!

He managed to smackdown Racksa even harder.

"My revenge!!" asya.

"Cousin of the curse" Racksa's lips held her nape.

"Udahh wants the Maghrib to come in" Aksa asked and left first. They followed Aksa from behind.

"A long time" said Refiona, shaking her waist. Aksa approaching.

"Ehhh.. Keep your distance!! From there it smells especially from deket"

"Widii mama, Racksa mah is still fragrant" said Racksa.

"Scented what are you, frangipani?" ask Asya.

"Damn you!"

"Haha"

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Drrt...

"Ashaaa, hp you yell" cried Aksa.

"Huh? Bentar ogkell" Asya replied as well shouting. He was in the kitchen, helping Refiona who was struggling with cooking utensils.

A little running Asya approached his phone.

"Tara?" Asya moved away from Aksa.

^^^"Waalaikumsalam ta, I again place my Ongkel. Why?"^^^

📞 "Ongkel?"

^^^"Uncle, or can be called oom"^^

📞 "Oo"

^^^"Why??"^^^

📞 "It was me, Brother Fauzi, Dino same Haikal to your house but no one"

^^^"H-hah? Brother Fauzi too? Why?"^^^

📞 "Hihi, just want to play doang. But you're not home"

📞 "Jaudah, I'll call her first. Assalamualaikum yes"

^^^"Ah yes waalaikumsalam"^^^

Asya pocketed her phone.

"From who?" Racksa came straight to put his hand on Asya's head.

Is the Racksa too high, or is Asya too short?

"Racksa, tangann luu" Asya's scolding.

"Whoever's answer is from"

"Nape is like gini lo?" ask Asya.

"Au ah, how could Uncle Aska have a model child like this" Racksa left.

"Woi baperan huuu, Racksa baperan" led Asya with a laugh.

××

Ting.. Ting... Ting... Ting... Ting..

Continuous incoming notifications from Asya's phone.

"Suffering hp lu ashu" Racksa protested.

"Well, I'm an artist. From there off for hours, yes searchinlah" replied Asya.

"The real duplicate of Zia is mah, narcissistic" said Aksa. Asya laughs.

"Zrill" call Asya. Azril cleared his throat and then looked over.

"Pinjem money wants to buy a quota, aja kulpul deh" Asya spoke without a sound with the gaze of puppy eyes coupled with his characteristic grin, Asya persuaded Azril.

Azril rolled his lazy eyeball then took the fifty thousand in his wallet.

"Gumawo oppa"

"Why are you two?" ask Refiona.

"No ni onty abis malakin cogan" replied Asya cengengesan.

"Oh yes, onty rongkel Asya go first buy quota at once to the supermarket" said Asya.

"Buy quota? Can there be wifi at home you also have wifi, why buy quota?"

"Hehe, yes there is Ongkel. Yes, it's just that outside it's hard not to have a quota" replied Asya.

"Well, is there money?" ask Aksa.

"There's a rug"

"You want us?" ask Racksa.

"Widihhh, what are you possessed? Hahaha, I can do it myself" Asya moved to experience Aksa and Refiona.

"Don't act like you are Zril" Asya said.

"Balek oon" Asya laughed.

"Asya go, Assalamualaikum"

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After purchasing the quota, Asya went to the nearest supermarket. Asya did not drive anything because she chose to walk.

As he walked, his phone rang. "Fans never make my phone adem" Asya pulled his phone out of his pocket.

Video call from Alvin.

📱 "Assalamualaikum manaaa!?"

^^^"Waalaikumsalam jelmaan saiton"^^^

📱 "Bangkee, no morals lu emang" Asya laughed.

^^^"Tumben vc why?"^^^

📱 "Fog"

^^^"What ha miss? Hahaha"^^

📱 "The two become one"

^^^"Hahahaha, it is very difficult to admit that you miss the princess"^^

📱 "Najiss"

📱 "Where is Lo?"

^^^"Dijalan, mo to the supermarket"^^

📱 "Well, don't tell me, turn it off. Gabby's on the street" Alvin turned off his phone.

"Whose child's girl is this?" ask Asya. Asya stopped briefly checking her WhatsApp chat room. Lots of spam incoming chats from Tara, Dino and Haikal.

But Asya's eyes came to a halt with one chat of an unknown number.

'Where are you?' that's the content of the chat.

Drrt. drrt..

"Crazy, surprised me. How did the number look the same?"

Asya picked up her phone carefully.

📞 "Hello? Assalamualaikum"

Brother Fauzi?!' inner Asya.

^^^"Waalaikumsalam, mas uh brother Fauzi?"^^^

📞 "I guess you forgot my voice"

^^^"Nggak kak hehe"^^

^^^"Tadi said Tara's sister's the other to the house huh?"^^^

📞 "Yes, but you don't know. I also have a call from the boss"

^^^"Oo, why call sister?"^^^

📞 "There was a collision on jl xx"

^^^"Lah deket same Asya now"^^^

📞 "Where are you?"

^^^"Nih in front of the supermarket kak"^^^

📞 "Celana pink, Hoodie white?"

^^^"Eh sister psychic?"^^^

📞 "No, I see you. My post is in front of the supermarket. Wait there yeah, I'm there" Fauzi turned off the phone.

Shaky-cashy Asya. His eyes found Fauzi walking in his police uniform.

"God, Asya what was the dream last night? Brother Fauzi handsome bangett!!!"

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maap guys later up. author busy again PAS:") ⁇