The Barbarians

The Barbarians
Jl failed to get angry


A week later..


There was no bloodshed last week. There was only a small show to make Meli and her two followers ashamed.


Although already humiliated, until now Meli still to school and still stylish pretentious like a rich man.


His face is so much that's why!


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On Sunday morning, Asya relaxed in her room with snacks around. He watched Chinese dramas that were connected to television.


Tok tock..


"O man, come out!! GUA LAPER ASUK" Azril's nagging while pinning his head.


"Delip bae, sul."


"White money from where, julehaa?"


"Don't get your ass, stingy amatt"


"Taiii" Asya exited his room.


"Racksaaaa"


"Gue watch anjritt, what's up?"


Asya approaches Racksa, "lu lager no??"


"Little, why? I don't think I'm feeling good"


"Anjir, it's suudzon!!" Racksa laughed softly.


"Why is it laper??"


"The company bought makann"


"Gue's falling spit!" Azril put the money on the table.


Asya swiftly withdrew Azril's money and went to the room.


"What kind of mother is this bhayangkari?! Balikin woi satan!!!" Asya laughed in her room.


He changed his nightgown with his favorite hoodie and cargo pants. After that, Asya came out.


"Well, who bought it, mekdii huh?" tawar Asya's.


"Don't he want a joint??" ask Racksa.


"You've got a sneak from Azril"


"My loss is loss!!"


"But pelidddd"


"Anjirr. Want me no anther??"


"No, I want to take the bike."


"But you anjejee, bring a car!!"


"Gagaga, I want to take the bike"


"Yeah!!"


"Ampunn dijeehh"


Racksa stood up, "it's good that we eat there all rather than burping here. Come on!!"


▫▫▪▪▫▫


They don't eat at McDonald's, they eat at Racksa's favorite Japanese restaurant.


After ordering the food, they sat down at one of the tables. Seven minutes waiting, not food coming, but the two beings who have the status of friends of Asiah.


"Assalamu'alaikum"


Asya wakes up, she shakes Haikal's hand. "Columbia, abi"


"Kepentok where is this sonkk?!" ask Dino astonished.


"Look at you mas"


"Najisss bangsattt" Asya chuckled.


Dino and Haikal ordered their food.


"Yes, who has doi hapean terosss" Azril said to Dino.


"Asik with his world, gangs" said Haikal.


"No kawandd, this was me-"


"Don't believe it, he's cheating!!" asya's words cut Dino's words.


"Astaghfirullah, solimii"


"Gue was sure there was a clian as well"


"No!" answer Azril, Asya, Haikal and Racksa together.


"Bullshit!!"


"But I'm suspicious of Racksa sih"


"Sa, I'm serious. You got a doi kann??"


"Doi?? The pet??"


"Anjejeee, what a toll on Racksa!!"


Asya closed her eyes as she stroked the chest, "there is nothing unsomplakable in your family Asya, be patient" Azril, Dino, Haikal and Racksa chuckled.


"Eh yes, you have a hunch, don't you? If there's a match?" ask Azril.


"Stupid nutmeg you're framed, where there is!"


"Gue has it anyway" said Racksa and Dino compact.


"Well, I have a feeling there will be an arranged marriage between you and Arsen"


"Enough miskah! I don't want to hear it"


"Anjejee, Asya asks at the beplakk" Asya cengengesan.


"Aren't you Fauzi? You are fit if you are a bhayangkari mother" said Haikal.


"Diamm you samsudin!!"


"But I seriously!! Or maybe you'd like to be a press mom?"


"How do you want to be the mother of your children??" asya asked, she propped up her chin while staring at the spoiled Haikal.


"Ahh anjirr!" Asya.


Haikal approached Asya, doing the same. "Guee baper you want to take responsibilitybb?!"


"Anjayaaniiiiii, uwaaawwhhh" coda Racksa and Azril.


"Suitable for you beduaaa" praised Dino. Haikal smiled sweetly at Asya, while Asya looked at the annoyed Haikal.


"Lu is really cute if it's so sweet"


"Aaaciaaaahhh, asoy geboyyy"


"Astaghfirullah astaghfirullah!! Why are there so many lizards around me, Allah"


"Geez"


Ting..


Asya immediately snatched Azril's phone.


"Basic kepoann"


"You know, the kepo's curious"


"Bodo is very sad" Asya kept silent while opening Azril's phone.


"Widihh, that dm you a lot bet anjirrrt"


Asya scratched it one by one.


"Zril, sinful do not answer greetings. So this one we reply" Asya typed something on Azril's phone, he replied to one of Azril's followers.


Afterwards, Asya initiated the account. "Cakep cokk" praised Haikal who peeked.


"Body is calling"


"That's a hell of a lot, ah mantapp"


The plot!!


Asya flicked the Haikal's eel.


"Your brains are, like Azril. It's plus plusss!!"


"No, this is the dog I mean"


"It's an oonn cat"


"Oh yes, cat"


"Unexpectedly, it turns out Haikal goblokk acute" praised Dino. They chuckle.


"Yes, you don't act up. Baperin the son of the gituuu"


"No, I just want you to be able to like girls other than Adinda"


"Who said I like whose sister?"


"Don't like it? Surennn??" haikal Goda, Azril was silent.


"Au ahhh, I don't care."


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After eating at a Japanese restaurant, they switched to hanging out at a cafe. Dino is buying this time.


"Don, wait wait. Yeah, that wasn't the one last night?" haikal asked when he saw her as a woman.


Reflexes, they immediately followed the direction of Haikal's view.


"Eh yes anjiiir, soul mate deh lu kayaknyaaa" seduced Asya.


"Uwuuwuwuwuwu"


"What's wrong with you eating?"


"Milk taiiii"


"Samperin sanaa, gentleman dikit dong be a guy" said Racksa.


"Shut up! Good I'm mabar"


"Emang is basically you galmov from Dinda" ledek Dino.


"Ck, it's not like that"


Ting..


Azril took his phone. Turns out dm from his followers earlier. Azril.


"Mabar kuyy" asked Azril.


"Cal, don't play you?"


Haikal pulled out his phone, "loss dong sayue"


"Isss anjirr really you on, I'm upset"


"Bentang doang beb, once ajaa" pinta Haikal.


"Superior" They played games together, ignoring Asya who was joining.


He whips his instagram, suddenly he wants to prank Shaka.


"Lu mo what??" ask Haikal.


"Eh?? Uhhuh??"


"Both these tulululul tululs afk" racksa's pouty pout.


"Gue found out the name of the weird player earlier, so it's out" Azril's defense.


"Say Adinda, it's really hard" said Dino.


"Adinda muluu brainaa" said Racksa.


"The handsome doang deketin cewe, the girl orangg" Haikal said.


"Anjimm bangett setaaannn"


"Hearing the words of his sadiesss Ical, I so miss Apin the same Caka"


"So I think angry with you, Apin too" said Dino.


"Dihh sotoiii, they can't be mad at me. I want to giveprank first"


"Papakk imprank??" Asya nodded.


"Mrr?" ask Racksa.


"The Shaka"


"Kok daddy?"


"Because he's the oldest"


"The gini recruits.. Caka was born first, followed by Apin continued Haikal, Dino, I'm new Azrill" said Asya.


"Lu if you enter, in the order after Apin" said Azril.


"Once again, if it's Caka's father, whose mother is he??"


"Female"


"Lgb?"


"You're a quarter! Yeah no" Racksa laughed softly.


"Bah diem, I want to prank"


"Come over you"


Asya did not care, he opened his whatsapp and then chatted Alvin.


...apinganss...


...last seen today at 05.36...


^^^apinnn^^^


^^^apinnn^^^


haa??


"The boil directly on dong, but it was off"


"Taii"


Asya returned to her phone.


...apinganss...


...online...


^^^apinnn let's drink amerrr^^^


ha? amer? oh amer


drink, ten bottles let it die


ehhhh hehh, don't really flinch!!!


you drink amer I throw an onlen nii bomb?!!


syaa, do not read doang asu!!


seriously you drinking amerr??


asyaa!!


^^^hahahaaaaa, no anjirrr. just prankkk:*^^^


bodo very sya, bodo amattt. sleep again dah guaaa


Asya laughed, as did Haikal who was a whiny beside her. "Near so much anjirr"


"Consider as well. Initially a cake that, the ending is mosquito" ledek Haikal.


"Lanjutt, prank dadk"


...cakacanglong...


...last seen yesterday at 21.56...


^^^cakaaaa cakaaa^^^


I still see it as well


Asya looked at Haikal while astonished. Dino who was to the left of Asya immediately peeked.


"I told you, madam father"


"Aaa bodoooamatt, continued prank"


...cakacanglong...


...online...


^^^caka let's drink amerrrr^^^


what the fuck?! don't act!!


Drrtt... Drtts


"Anjirr was directly on the phone" said Asya surprised.


Ting... Ting...


...cakacanglong...


...online...


lifttt.


the shaa? you drink amer I'm back to Indonesia now.


ashaaa?!!


yes, do not macem macem anjjjj


the read doang taiii


I'm seriously anjirr, you drink amer I'm back in Indo.


woiiiiiiii


angkaatt!!


lift vc mee!!!


Drrtt...


Asya immediately raised Shaka's vidcall invitation.


📱"Assalamu'alaikum, where else??"


^^^"Waalaikumsalam, in the cafe. Let's drink amerrr"^^


📱"Do not act!!"


^^^"Ayok drank ameerrr"^^^


📱"Syaa!!"


Asya.


^^^"Prank doang pakkk, so aja ngamukkk"^^^


📱"Prank prank, a week no ngabarin suddenly ngeprank no. Still inget lue you?"


^^^"Dih paaan?!"^^^


📱"Lu jatoh from the third floor a week ago, and don't know me samsekk!!"


Asya was speechless, she did not want to answer so as not to aggravate the atmosphere.


Asya turned to Haikal and Dino, "gue said whata" Dino said without a sound.


📱"Syaa?"


^^^"Iya maapp pak maaap"^^^


📱"Maap? That aja? You want me kaga? You think I'm no friend?!"


^^^"Yaiyalahh"^^^


📱"So why not ngabarin guaaa Asyaaa?! I'm worried about woiii!!"


^^^"Why didn't you call?"^^^


📱"I call you if I'm not considered your best friend either"


^^^"Is not gituuu"^^^


📱"No need to be careless"


Asya was silent, she looked at Shaka with her puppy eyes while aegyo. Shaka who kept staring at the screen of his phone clearly saw Asya's aegyo.


📱"No need to!!"


Asya kept putting up her puppy eyes.


📱"Anjirr really ni anakk, I can't be angry if it's already gini"


Asya, Dino and Haikal chuckled softly.


📱"Huftt.. Lu how are you? Whereabouts? Same who??"


^^^"Gue well pakk, in the cafe nih sama^^^


^^^Icall, Wall, Ajril, same Racksaa"^^^


📱"Anjirrrr, very good to gather not ngajakkk"


Haikal shifted their video call towards his face, "heh samsudin! We are different countries not only different regions. You're free too!"