The Barbarians

The Barbarians
Low humor


"Hi baby" said a student who suddenly approached Asya and Viona's desk.


It's a thirty-minute break.


"Lu said what baby cave?!" ask Asya ngegas.


"Look easy"


"Introduction dong, I'm Jun. Jun-"


"Ned" cut Asya.


"Huh?" ask Jun. Asya and Viona laughed.


"Name lo June, Juned, Junedi, or Junjun?" ask Asya.


"Well, you're the one who dared to denounce the name of the cave"


"Well, you're the one who dared to disturb the cave that was eating!" reply Asya. Jun silent a thousand languages.


"Why come here? Want to bring a skull? Hm? What how?" ask Asya.


"You can doang deket same you, only ahem time"


"Mon maap lair inward, the cave is not the same... Fuckboy!" asya.


"It's like you've been fishing for cave emotions"


"No, you're the father!!" reply Asya. Jun was about to slap Asya, but his hand was restrained by someone from behind.


Jun looked behind him.


"Can't fight me, lanterns to girls? Lo sissy?" ask that person who is none other than Arsen. Behind Arsen are Irgi and Rafi.


Jun smiled obliquely, he stood over the handle of Arsen then kicked Arsen in the stomach. Arsen staggered back.


Irgi and Rafy help Arsen stand up.


"Lu gapapa sen?" ask Raffy.


"Father" replied Arsen casually.


"Asya, Viona, get out of here" asked Irgi.


"Gak ah, I'm still eating" Asya replied casually.


"Yes, this is going to be the umpteenth High School War. Mending we unplug" asked Viona.


"It's okay to relax" Asya replied.


"Syaa" Rafi persuaded Asya with her gaze.


"You're nervous, aren't you on? Don't look for a storm!! The cave that I was supposed to make a report!!!" asya protest.


Asya stood up from her seat. "Lu.. Juned, get out of here"


"Who would dare to tell me?" june asked with a slanted smile.


"Eum.. How do we know?" Asya stretched out her hand. Arsen who saw that just stared with a look full of annoyance.


"Sure" Jun tidied up his hair first then extended his name.


"Gue Jun, Jun Artamana" Asya smiled forcefully as he returned Jun's hand.


"Gue.." Asya twisted Jun's hand. After that put Jun's hand behind his back, then Asya poked Jun's two legs.


Jun slammed.


"narrow location. Want to try again?" ask Asya.


"Heh, why are you so noisy?!" ask Arsen.


"Oh you want to too?"


"Ashaa ya yep" Viona pulled Asya's hand.


"Gue's reporting the same, Mr. Jarwo. Bored Vioo" Asya's whine helped face weld it. Arsen who was still there even gemass saw Asya's expression.


"Emang lo can prevent the war of the umpteenth High School?" whispered Viona. Asya laughs.


"Certainly can"


"Gue's not sure" said Viona.


"Please calm down" whispered Asya.


"Turn off" asked Asya.


"Lah pe'ak? He said he wanted to prevent the war of the umpteenth High School"


"There's a way"


"How?"


"Wait a minute"


Asya approached Arsen. "Gue, Asya Zhafira Syuhaila challenged lo, Arsen Shafwan William not to fight for a month" whispered Asya.


"his prize?" Arsen whispered.


"Lo can ask anything from me" The demon mind of Arsen appeared.


"Unconditionally, you can not fight a single blow either at school or outside the school" Arsen seemed to think.


"Okay, deal" Arsen extended his hand.


Instead of returning a helping hand, Asya raised his hand to the ear. "Deal"


"Look off" Arsen, Rafi, and Irgi leave.


"Lo whispered what to Arsen?" ask Viona.


"Something secret" answered Asya.


"It's weird" Asya cengengesan.


"Ojey Junedii. Why not get up? Broken bones?" ask Asya.


"Help me please" asked Jun.


"Darling times.lo handsome but over begoo. Yes I tell you, attitude is much more important than face"


⋇⋆✦⋆⋇


"You're back" Ical came over to Azril on the rooftop.


"Seriously?? Why is that my son?"


"Especially if not nabokin pakboy" replied Dino.


"Arsen?"


"June"


"Astaghfirullah!! My son did not have his brain"


"And the derivative of nyokap lo, Zril" said Dino.


"Yes too"


"His lack of gini? Aska Badboy" said Ical.


"Gue cursory he's a pick-up boy" ledek Dino.


"The ego is not stale. My love is just like yours, Din"


"Najis" Azril and Haikal laughed.


Ting..


Ting..


Azril took his phone.


...The Blaster family of Heaven...


...Asyaaa, Daddy, Mommy, You...


Mommy cant


Assalamu'alaikum anaq mommyh


Daddy Handsome


Waalaikumsalam, the typing is so dear


Ashaa


Like son like mother^^^^


^^Typing by jamedd daddy^^^


Ashaa


Wqwq


Mommy cant


You bedosa, say hello!


Waalaikumsalam mommy cantip^^^


Ashaa


Waalaikumsalam emaqq hitz quu


^^^Asya jamet emangg^^^


Ashaa


Thank you yahh, compliments


Daddy Handsome


It's heh. school!


^^^Again rest hyungg^^^


Ashaa


Hyung your eyes! Crazy lo yaa?!


^^^Gue change call aja ah now.^^^


^^^Call mommy Nuna, call daddy Hyung.^^^


Ashaa


That's goblokk!!


Ashaa


Then I call mommy Eonni, call daddy Oppa.


Ashaa


Lawak woi please 😭😭


Daddy Handsome


Can also be 🤣🤣🤣


Mommy cant


Okee is gapapaaa


Ashaa


Why my family is differentaa hiks hikss 😭


^^^🤣🤣🤣^^^


...--...


"Lo why smile with a smile? Serem" ledek Dino.


"Don't chatan be the same doi? You got a doi??" ask Haikal.


"Doi what? You know I don't know. I'm a handsome guy with a change of heart, read the jokes" said Azril.


"Lo read what?" ask Dino. Azril showed his family chatan.


"Your family is amazing!!" Azril laughing.


Ting...


...The Blaster family of Heaven...


...Asyaaa, Daddy, Mommy, You...


Mommy cant


Nanthi adha meeting at Big Home well anaq anaq. J4nk4n lOeP4h


(That is, don't forget )


Ashaa


Mommyyy pliss, Asya ngakkk until crazy


Daddy Handsome


It is lahang kilaaha syaa


Azril's laughter broke. His father was truly the most honest man he knew.


"Emang yes Azril, the humor is low"


❀❀


After school, Asya and Azril did not go anywhere. They prefer to rest, because later they will gather with a dilapidated family.


Inget, that shit needs energy:*


Now both are in the family room in a lying position. "Shaa"


"Hm"


"I mean, wasn't it?"


"What attitude?" ask Asya astonished.


"Lo gelut in canteen ama pakboi"


"Yes, anyway. But I was in Godainn. You know how I am, ilpill so if in deketin men jamet"


"Ifeel begoo. Ah lo, you'll see jamet. So perfect jamet"


"Your eyes are two!"


"The colors"


"That's a goblokkk balloon" Asya stared cynically at Azril.


"Ohiya" Azril laughed.


"Btw, where's Tara? I don't see him here, come in, don't you kid?" ask Azril.


"No, he said he was sick. Jenguk yok" asked Asya.


"Your intention is not to cool down but to wash your eyes see the police officer" Asya cengengesan.


"Yes all gitukann"


"Judah now only, abis from there we go to the big home"


"OK okeeee" Asya headed straight for her room to get ready. Azril also went to his room.


Fifteen minutes later, the two came out with a casual look. Azril wears a white oversize short-sleeved shirt plus black jeans and sneakers.


Both of them have strong instincts.


Asya also wears the same color suit as Azril, the difference is that Asya wears a long-sleeved oversize white shirt that she slightly rolls her hands


They also wear the same branded watches, Rolex clocks.


"Udah?" ask Azril.


"Udah. I just realized, it turns out"


"real?"


"I think I'm pretty"


"Like you" Azril took his car keys and walked first to the door.


"Praise yourself is important! Uh, Zril. Waitduu"