The Barbarians
Modusses

Almost one Asya daily sulked because of the tragedy in the Upi apartment this morning. He doesn't want to talk to anyone because to him they all suck!

"Very annoying!" muttered Asya in the room. Oh right, right now Asya is in his big home daddy.

Tok..

"Udah dong ngambeknyaa, when you mambek mulu? I've had almost one of these days you don't talk to me" Arsen said.

In the room, Asya did not care. He was busy chewing his snacks while watching the drama on television.

"Ayaangg, I broke this down if you don't want to open it now?!!"

"Oh, don't be bawell!!" dumel Asya was upset.

Asya felt herself to be a pain for Arsen as well. But in fact not, Arsen was even anxious to hear Asya's voice just now.

"Buruan oruh ah, open the door. Don't you want to go for a walk?"

"Yes, mager!"

"If so I went for a walk with my college friends first huh?"

"Yauda sanaa, but you need to see me again!!"

Arsen laughs.

"Ngga so go nakk. Open the door dong, when talking to prospective husbands like this anyway?"

"Maless!"

"Udah ah ngambeknya, ugly tau. Mending us to eat outside, what do you want? THE KFC? THE MCD? Richeese's? I'll do everything you want as long as you want to get out now" Arsen said.

"Truly ya?"

"Yes, ayaang. That's why the quarry came out," replied Arsen gently.

Asya who was in the auto room entered the walk in closet to change clothes. After tidying up her hair and wearing lip balm, Asya turned off the television and left the room.

"Just right!!"

"Where are you going?" ask Arsen.

"Ihhhh, you rhyme then!!" dumel Asya was upset.

"I mean, I mean where are we going to eat?"

Asya was silent for a moment. "Udah ntar business lately. You said you wanted to do everything I wanted."

"Yes yaa. Ayok left, "Arsen pulled Asya's hand and held it and put it in his jacket pocket.

They walked down to the ground floor.

"Successfully persuade too, Sen?" ask Ask.

"Alhamdulillah, um."

Aska and Zia laughed softly.

"Mommy daddy can't not be sweet-sweet and that's in front of Asya?!" asya Jealous asked to see Aska embracing Zia.

"Lohh, you're just sweet-sweet and daddy time can't be?"

"Boleh. But not in front of Asyaaa," Asya said annoyedly.

The cup!

Aska peeked at Zia's cheek.

"That daddy be-so yeah!!"

Aska.

Asya also tiptoed and then kissed Arsen's cheek. "She can do it too, wlee!"

"HEY!! WHY ARE YOU NYOSOR FIRST?!"

"Maaapp to daddyy! Asya khilaaaaffff!" asya replied laughing then left while pulling Arsen's hand.

"Khilaf. Not allowed out ntar mewek," ledek Aska.

"Don't, don't take it. Mending continued watching," Zia said shifting the topic.

"From the look, make adek Asya aja yuk?"

Plaque!

"Nghawurr!"

On the other hand, Asya just got into the car as well as Arsen.

"I'm not saying goodbye yet, ayaangg," complained Arsen.

"Father, daddy must understand. Jom walk!"

"Where are you going?" asked Arsen confused.

"McD, I want McD's burger."

"Okeyy, otw to McD ya."

Arsen started driving his car.

No conversation in the car. Asya is playing mobile phone and Arsen is not calm because it has not been permission on Aska. Still driving, Arsen took his phone in his pants pocket.

"Why what?" ask Asya.

"Just call daddy."

"Loudspeaker huh?"

Arsen nodded.

📞 "Halo assalamu'alaikum.

Why, Sen?"

^^^"Wa'alaikumsalam, um. Arsen, let's take Asya?^^^

^^^So forgot the permission because Asya pulled."^^^

📞 "Kirain why. Yaudah, take it.

Somewhat long after his return also gapapa kok, kok,

om again want to make adek Asyaa."

^^^"DADDY! IH, bangett's macem-macem!^^^

^^^Ga bolee ga bolee!" asya protest.^^^

📞 "Why not bolee?

If you continue to marry

how lonely is daddy?"

^^^"There is no mommyyyy, no macem-macem^^^

^^^deh daddy. I don't want any more photos!"^^^

📞 "Hahahaa. Daddy wants to make it, byee."

Call disconnected.

"ISHHHH! what the fuck is daddy ni?!" dumel Asya's. Arsen laughed at him.

"Let's just say, why don't you want to have adek?" asked Arsen while gently stroking Asya's hair.

"I'll never be loved again."

"There is me who is always with you."

"MODUSSS!"

Arsen laughed again, "when I was serious. So where are you going??"

"You're going to McD, Arsen. What about you, forget?"

"Yes, that's not the focus. Why are you trying to get angry so much from earlier? Pms?"

"Heeem."

"From when?"

"So noon. Don't ask around! Males answered me," Asya's nagging.

"Yes yaa. No more asking, no."

Asya silent.

"Doesn't his stomach hurt, honey?"

"No."

"Cock tumbens don't hurt?" ask Arsen again and again.

"Just keep asking."

Arsen.

"Yes yes, I'm here."

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The two lovebirds had just finished eating, and were now enjoying ice cream from the same place. They enjoyed it in the car.

"Don't eat a lot of ice cream," forbid Arsen while taking the rest of the ice cream.

"Newly."

"A lot of that. Where is this Abis going?" tanya Arsen looked at Asya.

Asya is now calm, not to a hungry lion anymore. "Eum. I want to go to Mr. Andre's house" replied Asya.

"Well?"

"You're playing with Syila."

"But it's been ayangg night, maybe Syila was bobo. Come home yuu? I'm afraid you're cold again" Arsen said.

"Not yet to be heard. To the mall aja bolee?" ask Asya to persuade.

"Judah to the mall, but kiss first."

Arsen thought Asya would not want to, but the fact is Asya actually kissed Arsen on the cheek.

"Done, babyy. Let's gooo!"

Arsen smiled and then kissed Asya's cheek. "Okeee, let's goo!" Asya smiled with Arsen's sweet smile.

"Btw, what do you want to buy at the mall?" ask Arsen while driving.

"No tau also, mo loy-liat aja deh keknya." Arsen auto face Asya. "What a hell of a cork, baby?" Asya.

"Say you want to share everything I want," Asya said.

"It's me, ayaang."

Asya laughed a little.

"Why laugh?"

"You're gemesin."

"You're the nyebelin."

"Yeekk, you sometimes too!" Arsen smiled, he pulled Asya's hand and then kissed her.

"You are very patient with me, but from earlier I was angry," Asya said while looking at Arsen.

"If I'm afraid that we have a fight, right? Good I am sabarin. Besides, I already know how you are, so I can understand you."

Asya smiled widely. "Such understanding siii prospective lukewarm kakuuu!!" praise Asya after peeping Arsen's cheek.

"Or prospective husband understanding, his future wife must also understand?" Asya laughed, "guided bosses." Arsen replied by stroking Asya's hair.

"Fortunately I have you. If someone else were you, he would have snapped at me for being so spoiled as a girl."

"I will not snap you just because spoiled, even I really see you spoiled. And what was that? You lucky to have me?"

Asya nodded.

"I'm lucky."

"But luckier I am, I have a spec girl who mix lions."

Asya failed salting.

"Should you really use a lion mix?"

"Haruss donggg, you are a real lion mace" replied Arsen proudly.

"Lion lion gini is also you are calm, right?"

"Oh yes dong. The lion is always in the heart, for in the heart there is always the lion." Asya laughed hearing that.

"Ga kebayang deh if for example you choose another girl," said Asya suddenly.

"No need to hang on, ayaang. Sampe Lebaran monkey also I will not choose other girls," replied Arsen firmly.

"But if for example we are not a soul mate want how? Can you call your soul mate written on lauhul mahfuz not me."

"definitely kamuu. Ntar if we are not a match, my soul mate will I match your soul mate. Keep us both living happily in Germany, happy ending."

Asya laughed again. "Against the law of God. But why go to Germany??"

"Wild cool." Asya shook her head hearing Arsen's reply.

"I don't think it's too late. Come on down, "the two of them got out of the car at the same time and got into the mall as well while holding hands.

Arrive upstairs at the mall.

"I'm good, is the crop top good?" ask Asya to code.

"Want to buy?"

'Yessss, sensitize!' inner Asya proud.

"Mauuu, mauuu."

"Jaudah let's buy. But I keep it simple first at home continue to love to your brother because we married. You can use that crop top just in front of me."

"Isha! It's crop top not lingerie."

"But just as sexy, baby. If not, we're looking for a lingerie" Arsen excited.

"No need to fuck!! Very bad ai kamuu!" Arsen laughed at Asya's scolding.

"You buy what it will be? Buy lingerie or mo buy negligee just let in the literary house continue?"

"No no. I'm in a negligent house and keep ntarnya nyari who use sexy dress," replied Asya ketus.

"Who? Why do I dance with a sexy dress if my wife wears a sexy negligee."

"DIEM! Don't make the salting go on!"

Arsen grinned the horse.

"Search for other clothes. I want to buy clothes," Asya said as she pulled Arsen's hand, taking Arsen around inside the clothing store.

"It's Arsen, right?"

They both turned back.

"Eh mother," Arsen shook his stepmom's hand, as did Asya.

"Wash out too? Tumben really."

"That's like Arsen's papa, just brought Syila out because of Syila nangiss."

Asya and Arsen berohria.

"Have not been home for a long time, have forgotten what kind of aunt?" ask Mother Arsen to Asya.

"Hehe, that's not it, tantee. Kemaren Asya kam holiday so no time. Continue to this was going to the aunt's house but Arsen said no need because Syila's nebak was bobo," Asya fighting at length.

"Wiiiii, whereas Shila boboonya likes lamaa. Then come to the house and not Asya?"

"You want mauuu. But ga tau nii, tan, bolein is not the same father," said Asya while pointing at Arsen.

"It can, yakali can't. Can you, Arsen?" Arsen scratched his head which was clearly not itchy, confused as to what to answer.

"There's no other answer but yes?" Asya and Mother Arsen laughed at Arsen's face.

"Silus Syila same o mak Andre where, tan?"

"Om sir Andre huh? Long bangettt!" Asya grinned, "let's be more polite to be double."

"Hahaha I can. Don't know where you're going, maybe find something to calm Syila down. We continue to choose clothes first abistu meet Syila. You if you want to take a shirt, ntar aunty who paid."

"Aunty's getting what clothes?" They both start looking for clothes and ignore Arsen.

"Gapapa gapapa, in peanut also important gapapa Asya happy," muttered Arsen quietly.

"Gimanaa? Tired of waiting for girls to shop?" Arsen turned back.

"Papa?"

"Long time no see, papa's bachelor son."

"Vidiii. So, bangett! Btw, papa's all right?" asked Arsen while pulling Syila from her papa sling.

"As you can see, all right." Arsen smiled, "alhamdulillah."

"But papa is very tired, Sen, wait for your mother to finish shopping. Not ready for a month." Arsen laughed when he heard it.

"Maclumin, pa, her name's a girl, right?"

"Yes, but it's been a long time. That's two negotiations what else??"

Arsen looked in the direction his father pointed. Asya and Bunda Arsen are stopping in the per-lingerie section.

"Well get married soon, right? Buy it to prepare."

Asya paused for a moment, "still long marriage, tantee."

"In the meantime, it won't be felt. Aunty choose a beautiful one for you."

Mother Arsen himself was traveling looking for Asya. "It's good, Syaa."

Asya took it and saw it clearly, "yes nifty. But transparent, taannn, shame lahh."

"How ashamed? You're embarrassed, you usually have no shame" Arsen said jokingly.

"Allahu Akbar! To disappear from the earth again."

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At Mr. Andre's house.

"So you sold the car for debt?" Arsen.

"Do you want a new buyin?"

Arsen shook his head. "No, pa. If you want to pay a debt to his daddy Asya."

"You owe it to Asya's daddy?"

"Not really in debt, but Arsen is not good. The debt period of the mother who paid Arsen's future in-laws," said Arsen while stroking Syila's back.

"It doesn't matter, Senn. Daddy also will not ask for back the money," said Asya who came from the kitchen.

"Yeah, I won't ask you back. But I still don't feel good, I guess."

"Udah, don't argue. Andre will pay for everything. Yakan, sir?" the word of the mother Arsen mediates.

"Yeah. You just calm down, God willing, you pay. Itung-aluntang debt also to you because it has made you difficult for years."

Arsen smiled faintly, "thank u, pa."

"You're welcome, papa hotshot."

Asya and her mother Alex smiled, their chatter sounded cool in the ears.

"Yes, try the cookies. Papa said you used to like cookies. Mother made with Asya earlier," said the mother Arsen.

"Widiii, you still want to?"

"What you don't want."

Arsen laughed a little.

"Siniin deh Syila, the time of the same you mulu!" dumel Asya then pulled Syila slowly.

"Iri bangettt, but Syila is me."

"Me too!"

"the rebutann. Clearly Syila was in the cave," a voice suddenly emerged from the stairs. Can you guess who?

Iye, it's Alex.

"Haiy, Alexx!" greet Asya with a smile.

"Yeah, Asyaa. The more beautiful you are, the more love I'm," said Alex to heat up Arsen.

"Your cup is, Lex! Don't let me kick your rod."

"Gerrie is your play, Sya. I'm the same, I'm soft."

"Softt soft what are you? Softeners?!" cibir Arsenic.

"Bacot mulu, Sen. Geger geden ayok!"

"Yes ayok! I'll wait for you on the basketball court!" challenge Arsen.

"Now?"

"Near front!"

"Already already!! You rarely meet but once you meet noisily yes," said Mr. Andre dizzy.

"They're capers, um. If there is no om or aunty they get along, even kek uke seme."

"Iangaangg~"

"Asyaaa~"

Asya grinned at the expression of the two. "Boong kok, om, boong. Arsen mah is still sane, but if Alex isn't."

"Yes, I'm telen ntar you yes!!"

Asya grinned again, "very sensitive. Old cepet mampuss you!"

"Hiiih, the more glittering I am. Marriage yuk?" take Alex.

"I really stabbed you to death, Lex!"

Alex grinned without guilt.

"The penises? The cookies? Wahh, tumben bangett mama make cookies."

Alex's hand tried to take his cookies, but just holding Arsen hit his hand.

"It's mine, if you want to make your own sono!"

"What is it that has you?! Who cooked my mama," replied Alex nyolot.

"My wife made it!!"

"My mom, Senn!"

"My wife, Lex!!"

"Allahu Akbar, udaahh!"

"Arsen first it."

"Alex first it's."

"Arsen, '" Asya's nagging followed.

"He's first, I'm aangg."

"Judah you give up, I'll make it again. I've been taught how to make it," replied Asya while stroking Arsen's hair at a glance.

"Truly ya?" Asya.

"Okee! It's for you, Lex."

"Got no. I want the one made by Asya too" said Alex sitting sweetly near Asya.

"Donjak ya lu jingan!! I'll cut off your head too, really!" Alex laughs.

"Udah ah, fight on. Anyway, Asya is the same Arsen here, right?"

Asya looked at Arsen.

There was a small code in his gaze.

"Can't, mother. Arsen has business, sorry."

The jackpot! Arsen understood the code.

"Well, what if that's Asya?"

"Can't, Asya has to join Arsen. If you don't get Alex," Alex laughed again.

"Next time yes, bun."

◕◕◕

07.25

"Beautiful morning in Bikini Bottom....." The television broadcast in the living room is currently airing the cartoon Spongebob SquarePants. Asya's favorite cartoon from then to now.

Eh but. Is Spongebob cartoon playing early in the morning? Consider it yes. Hehehe.

"Ashya!! Let's eat buruaann, what time is it!" zia shouted from the kitchen.

"Yes, mommm."

Asya ran towards the kitchen.

"Asya mo ate in the living room while watching Spongebob," Asya told her mommy.

"Udah gedeee but Spongebob's spectacle" Azril said.

"Dihh, mending me watch Spongebob instead of you watch bokp."

"ANJ-asthaghfirullahalazim! No, mommy, daddy, Asya nipu."

"Bwahahaha, look at the laptop, daddy. It contained 18+ anime" Asya immediately left after saying that.

"ASYAA THERE'S NO MORAL!!" Asya chuckled in front of the television. Arsen who was already there immediately followed Asya.

"Darling, do you know the difference between Mr. Krab and you?" ask Arsen still while eating.

"I'm human, Mr. Crab crab."

"Salahhhhh!"

"So what?"

Asya looked at Arsen.

"If lord Krab unfortunately money, if you unfortunately I. JIAKHH sir cepak cepak jedderr!"

Asya chuckles. "Crocodiles have no equal. I have a question too, what do you have in common with Spongebob?"

"Where is the equation, I say," replied Arsen.

"There's."

"What's emang?"

"Together my favorite. JIAKHHH, jamet kudasai!"

Arsen spare parts chuckle. "We are two good guys in the fight, take part in stand up comedy aja yuk meang."

"Nhd!"

Arsen.

"You've got an eighth-hour class, eat it fast!" nagging Aska suddenly.

"Ready, boss!"

They both continued eating.

After the meal, Asya and Arsen put the dishes into the kitchen. After that they drank the milk that Zia had prepared.

"On campus study, don't be bucin!" namel Aska again.

"Yes yaa. Not really, daddy."

"Allah bongakk! Every day they are purified" said Azril envious.

"The bokprs are in!"

"Gue ain't watching anjrottt!"

"Select style. Yesterday it appeared on your laptop there is an 18+ anime, baby?" tanya Asya faced Arsen.

"Yes, a lot of it."

"Emang lu bedua couple that fits really well anjirr. KANG STOVES ALL!" Asya and Arsen both laughed and laughed.

"Laptop you daddy sita sampe daddy have time to ngecheck," said Aska firmly.

"Just like his computers, daddy," Azril directly faced Asya flat.

"Lethal gaze of the gagss! It's a little bit as cool, run away aaaaaaahhh!" Asya also left after the salutation.

"Gue slaughtered your dead!"

"HAHAHAHAHA! TAKOTT GA."

"Ga was scared but ran away. What do you mean try?" asked Arsen mockingly. Both are outside the home.

"I'm not afraid, but I'm not afraid." Arsen shook his head. They got into Arsen's car and drove to campus.

"Well, how are you Angela, baby?"

"How-gimanaa. Don't talk about it, I don't want us to fight."

"Well, time doesn't want to? Though I want to fight," replied Asya rather disappointed.

"You like to look for trouble, you're sorry for me too, right?" Asya.

"But I was curious. You're indifferent to Angela, right, but why is Angela even getting stuck to you?"

"And I'm handsome."

"Pure is so stupid."

"Yes Allah says Arsen.Say, O Allah..."

Asya laughed.

"Don't laugh. I'll be diabetic because of the sweetness of kamuu."

"MODUSAT!"