The Retaliation of a Wife Considered a Household Parasite
100: Santai

 “Yang, .. tomorrow will be the last day we leave together, right?” said Kalandra who just came out of the bathroom.

Stepping fast, Kalandra immediately took a sleeping position behind Arum's back. Then, he let out a long sigh while closing both of his eyes. Try as many serilex as possible. Kalandra felt exhausted, and indeed felt very tired because from before their wedding day to today, they instead had no time to really relax.

“He’um.” Arum whom Kalandra knew was breastfeeding Aidan only muttered while nodding weakly.

“Tok us at home only, huh? Total rest, my body feels cramped. Ngremeh ..” Kalandra ended her speech by snorting softly, feeling her body feel carefree.

“Originally still breath, Mas.”

Arum's answer just now and sounded out, as if to be a call for a Kalandra. The man gradually opened both eyes, then slightly got up to look at Arum's face.

“Oalah, .. fast. Already sightseeing to the island of dreams first, so the answer bounces,” lirih Kalandra who then became blushed.

Seeing Arum's face made Kalandra remember the incident this afternoon, when they were still at the farm. Before they came home, Kalandra deliberately bought Arum, carrying his wife's body and then tried to throw it into the catfish pond. Arum cried shock and fear. A funny expression that is now the reason a Kalandra laughs again. But because both of her roommates were sound, Kalandra tried to hold back her laughter.

“It looks like Arum is also ignition, anyway. Do you invite a masseuse tomorrow, yes?” Kalandra decided to pull the top of the nightstand drawer, which was next to her. He took stock of koyok from there. Use it on both feet, nape, waist, and also both sides of the back. The same thing he did to Arum. Even to Arum, he even massaged the soles of the woman's feet like a therapeutic massage.

“Hah! Time to sleep!” lirih Kalandra excited then also enveloped her body using a blanket that had previously been returned she covered to Arum's body.

“Indeed very cape, but it also feels very happy!” inner Kalandra. He who had been lying down gradually curled up and almost grabbed Arum from behind. However, the position makes his body that is really tired, feel more uncomfortable.

***

In the morning around eight, Kalandra only woke up after previously performing dawn prayers but the man did it at home, not to congregate in the mosque with the papah. The reason Kalandra woke up was of course because Aidan woke her up.

As Kalandra expected, the wife who was not in the room, she found it in the kitchen and had just lit the stove. Arum boiled water in large quantities.

“You what, Which?” ask Kalandra.

“You cook basur.” Arum smiled innocent but he suddenly jumped in shock because from the side as the existence of the kitchen door to the back of the house Kalandra, Kalsum's mother screamed in panic.

“Si Mamah emang, her voice is more melodious than toak,” said Kalandra while shaking inexhaustibly. As usual, not his parents if in togetherness is not uproar.

Behind his house there, Kalsum's mother ran away in fear because the basur that was driven by her husband instead ran after him with a neck that poured blood profusely.

“Father his true prayer, dong! Mom is really scared of this!”

Although Kalsum's mother was busy nagging, in addition to responding very casually, Mr. Sana also often laughed and tried his wife.

“Basur is equally entok emang so if it be-lih,” lirih Arum who noticed the furore of her in-laws back there. He did it from the front door next to Kalandra. “There help!” he continued this time reprimanding the husband because just now, Kalsum's mother to tears, after previously slipped and slammed just because the woman was busy avoiding the pursuit of basur.

“Sorry, Mah. Sorry,” said Mr. Sana who between feeling guilty but still can't not laugh. Of course he laughed at the wife's funny expression.

Arum who also became busy laughing, deliberately collected near the stove so as not to be seen the mother-in-law. Because Arum was sure, his mother-in-law would feel very embarrassed if she knew she witnessed the incident.

“Mas, ... Mommy until pee in these pants, how!” kalsum's mother refused to be awakened because she had wet her pants.

Kalsum's mother chose to remain curled up in the backyard of her house which is still spacious. In addition, behind the yard of his house there are also many other houses, although of all there is nothing more luxurious than his house.

“If you think about it, mamah same papah Mas Kala, similar to me Mas Kala lah wong yesterday only, just want to be groped into the catfish pond, I almost wet my pants too. Look, Papah was so happy that squatting with laughter,” Inner Arum who quietly peeked from the door because of curiosity. The reason that also made him know, the two buses that were cleared had even fled far away.

“Oalah!” said Kalandra and Mr. Sana reflex saw the departure of his compact basur stepping fast at the same time go hand in hand.

Kalandra and the papah compact ran, chased, made Kalsum's mother left and the woman again whined. Therefore, Arum who helps and makes Kalsum's mother more busy whining to hold the shame.

“Tuning to bedwetting, Ma'am!” it's nothing, Mah. It's nothin. Yes, Mom, just take a shower. Later the basur let me cook let alone have an aunt who helps.” Arum kept trying to calm his mother-in-law.

“Yes already, here Aidannya all shower with Mamah, but you please prepare warm water for Aidan first, yes.” Kalsum's mother who gradually calmed down, took over Aidan who also immediately wanted to be with him.

Today's relaxation is truly realized. Although of course, on some occasions Kalandra will be busy taking care of work through mobile phones and laptops. On the porch beside the house, their togetherness was intertwined. Only Kalandra and Arum because Aidan was sound in the crib which was both sanding.

Ringing incoming WA message sign on Arum's phone, not only teasing Arum. Because Kalandra who sat in front of him was also no less disturbed. Moreover, the incoming WA message continues.

Arum confirmed it immediately. In between his busyness staring at the laptop screen while occasionally typing on his laptop keyboard, Kalandra found Arum who became weak and even sad. His wife suddenly glazed over.

“Why, Which?” sergeant Kalandra who still speaks in a soft voice.

In tears, Arum gave his cell phone to her husband. Kalandra took it very seriously. The man was no longer focused on anything else including the laptop that since an hour ago, had seized his busy life. Kalandra immediately focused on staring at Arum's phone screen.

It turns out Arum got a message from the worker

the home kitchen as well as the hospital canteen that Arum replaced. The worker is in need of work at the same time the cost is quite large. Therefore, the worker and named mother Yuli, deliberately permission to Arum. Yuli's mother wants to take back the job that Arum has taken over in the last few months.

“ALHAMDULLILAH!” Kalandra was really grateful. He was immediately excited to greet Arum.

“Congratulations, well, The!” kalandra.

“L-loh, Mas! This is like an official job, I am in PHK, youh!” arum Protest.

Kalandra laughed at Arum's response. “Not that thing. But at least, congratulations because in other words, you will be a person who can be rather relaxed!”

“Mas Kala ih, I am really sad because so do not have a permanent job, eh Mas instead ..” Arum becomes sewot.

“Already, don't be sad. I'll buy meatballs next to the red light intersection. The original meatballs in there are so delicious, Yang! You have to try, let us celebrate later, Dwi Arum Safitri day will be a relaxed person!” Kalandra deliberately mocked his wife, regardless of her powerless control over her excited laughter.

“Day PHK kok to be looted ya Alloh Mas Bojo.Terus, what relaxed people? Unemployment success, yes!” sewot Arum is still crying.

Only then did Arum realize, along with Kalandra himself became very spoiled. Like now, he was whining.

“One more week, we will start to open orders of duck, chicken, the same fish, Yang. Yes already, this week a total break first,” sure Kalandra.

“Oh, ... One more week actually started, Mas?” arum reply was immediately excited.

“Yes I deliberately created an impromptu. Because I know, my wife can't be fooled the most. You are typical who can get sick or even stressed if you do not have busy let alone busy who make money, right?” kalandra no longer laughs at Arum. Instead, he looked at the woman in love. Look, after looking in disbelief, Arum immediately blushed and also smiled with excitement.

“Beautiful if it is,” said Kalandra deliberately praised.

Arum immediately clumsily along with his two cheeks that became met. “I am indeed this beautiful, Mas!” he deliberately returned Kalandra's praise. Behold, her husband was immediately crushed, using his right hand to smother his mouth to muffle laughter.