The Retaliation of a Wife Considered a Household Parasite
89: LEGIT!
“Mas ...? Loh, Mas, how come you haven't even bathed and are still so engrossed in sunning the Sepri? We want to meet Arum Jandes' wedding, right?!” annoyed Septi commute directly nagging.
Hurriedly, Septi, who had just returned from the salon, opened the gate of his house. But because the gate was locked, Septi again nagged the husband for the last time.
“Breaked it why? You're so lucky, right?” upset Angga who brought Septi baby in.
“Heh, Mas. Be careful, you say! He thought I had a mountain study or even ngerogoh sukmo!” nagel Septi.
Angga looked at him and looked at Septi. “That should have told you, me!” emphatically. “It's raining soon. Fade differently you do not become a condition. Be careful, dance to expensive salons and sell tivi, even only for victims of sky crying!”
“Eh, Mas!” Septi ketar-ketir because as Angga said, in addition to the atmosphere was cloudy, shortly afterwards, light drizzle also began to fall.
“Kyaaaa, really rain! Masss, open the gates! Uhuk ... Uhuk!” Septi panicked as much as he could not take shelter anywhere other than to his home. There is no one who can take shelter because the surrounding houses are also gated at once key.
“MASSSS, OPEN THE DOOR, JANCUUUK KOWE!”
Mild drizzling does flutter regularly, then it turns into a slowly heavy rain. The word SAH was finally spoken from witnesses who witnessed the ijab kabul Arum and Kalandra.
The atmosphere there is truly solemn. Kalandra recites her mist ijab in one breath without hesitation, clearly and completely firmly. “Ya Alloh, .. I hope this will be the last one. And hopefully after this, my wife will continue to be healthy. Enough in the past all the wounds were there, not with the present, the inner” of Kalandra who let her right hand be subjected to Arum with reverence. Then, he also accidentally framed Arum's face using both hands, kissing the forehead of the woman who had officially become his wife for a very long time, in front of everyone.
“Plong really feels!” said Kalandra glazed over looking at Arum. The woman was also immediately teary at once blushed.
“I want nyawer song KANDAS!” said Pak Haji not strong to see the romance of Arum and Kalandra.
“Heh, what the fuck!” omel bu Kalsum though now he was busy wiping around his eyes using a strand of tissue that he got from the husband.
“Boiled my heart, Miss DPR! Time yes, my love may be avenged suwun matur!” reply to Haji protest.
Those who heard it, including Kalsum's mother, were immediately stunned to hear it.
“Already, Mr. Haji. Sit down, eat a lot. Later sing the same day rather. Later Haji directly the same mas Denny. His man is still on the way!” said Kalandra who is still sitting in the seat ijab kabul. He deliberately entertained Mr. Haji who was sitting among the entourage of the neighboring mother Rusmini, right in front of him, next to the ruler.
“Oh, yes .. yes. Bener, that. I want a duel with Denny Cagur!” said Mr. Haji excited but successful to make everything open.
Between the duel and Denny Cagur, that's what they're laughing at. Mr. Haji who clearly does not know knowing, just comfortable. More confident he will sing with his idol singer, Denny Cagur!
“Dek Arum, later I also want to sing bojo songo!” said Mr. Haji deliberately showing off.
“Yes less, wong stay as much. Lah you, I seriously even mung matur suwun beh enggak!” reply to Haji sir. “My competition is heavy. Like I'm a power pole, this Kalandra is an ilepel tower!”
“Ilepel tower ...” everyone laughed again and they just grew limp.
“Eiffel Tower, Mbah!” said Rani deliberately justify and happened to sit behind Pak Haji.
Pak Haji directly semringah. “So who said? My soul mate, right?” he said make sure, but what was meant was direct fear.
Furthermore, a series of events at the traditional wedding of Central Java, Arum and Kalandra lived. The peak is a sungkem event, which makes Arum deliberately present Nur's mother and the husband. Arum certainly did not forget, the middle-aged pair was already very meritorious to him. The two of them shoulder to shoulder helped, leading him out of the slump. In fact, Nur's mother and family are also still there until this moment like family.
Arum's cry broke apart when he started the sungkem and it was to Kalandra's parents. Because of both, he gets warm and genuine parental love. Although Arum's mother also cried, but her crying was not as broken as when she was sung to Kalandra's parents and Nur's mother.
Unlike most brides, Arum and Kalandra continue to include Aidan, even though they change their bridal clothes twice. It was only when Aidan finally slept that the boy was talked by Rani and Nur's mother. And according to plan, Haji sir is a duet, not a duel, with Denny's mas. But unfortunately, instead of the melodious sound produced, the discordant voice of Haji sir who until farted on the stage even became the laughingstock of all invited guests.
“Septi same bapake Aidan did not come, loh, Mas!” whispered Arum who sat in the pelaminan next to Kalandra, of course.
The pageant event is being stopped and everyone is enjoying entertainment as well as a meal at the buffet. Including Arum and Kalandra, newlyweds who are no longer accompanied by Aidan are also eating siomay. Arum who feeds, a plate at once one fork for both.
“I think it is indeed Angga who is too prestigious to be close to us. Moreover, Septi who had been praised many times better than you, even so the beginning of her became ba-bu!” kalandra said as she chewed slowly somai in her mouth. “Sometimes I wonder the same people who are like his father Aidan, but yes who like him that much!”
Holding back a smile, Arum who was also chewing softly said, “That's a lot of sowang, Mas!”
Kalandra who had just received a bribe from Arum, immediately glared holding back her smile. However, he later also said, “Sowang is goose!”
Trouble Arum and Kalandra hold laughter only many things and sowang which is another name for geese, in their area.
“From now on, he thought he was taken easy, Mas. If the class of his father Aidan just make the burden of our lives add, yowis doused bae kan our lives!” arum said excitedly.
Kalandra is no less excited. “That was hape you where, Yang? Let's take a picture! So SW, let Septi get hot!”
Arum almost choked because he held back a laugh. But a few minutes later, their photo in the pelaminan wearing black shades, had immediately upset Septi.
Under the thick blanket next to Sepri sleeping soundly, Septi who shivered fever and his face was still decorated with the rest of the makeup that was messy because his mascara alone made around his eyes black, unceasingly mumbled.
“Suuueeeee, sueeee! Because of Mas Angga I am not a condition. Cannons gigilan gini, even my feet can not be crushed because of kesleo! Jancuuukkk, jancuukk! Sueeee, sueee!”