The Retaliation of a Wife Considered a Household Parasite
154: Ice Gepluk Cap Elephant Sit
“Ya Alloh, if anyone says I'm fat, please just take his life. Love the sustenance and legacy for me, I'm sincere! ” said Septi shortly after there are buyers who reach fat.
“If his legacy is a pile of debts, there you mrongos!” reply Fatimah's mother still with busy trade.
Unlike yesterday, today Septi deliberately wears a veil to disguise his appearance so that when there is Dawn, he can be careful.
“Es gepluk, ice gepluk. Ice gepluk various flavors. Who buy into heaven that does not buy means playing to the neighboring house!” septi began to sound noisy and until reprimanded by the mama.
“You said, who didn't buy into hell, afraid of being stabbed in my mouth, Mah!” continued Septi.
“Oh yes clear, slanted until slanted mouth! Could-can, your mouth gets to the house of Haji sir!” replied Fatimah ma'am who had just taken a break after taking care of a series of orders. Next to him, Septi who had just received the order immediately laughed.
“Don't be the same Mr. Gede, Mah. That's how people understand. Even I believe, if only my mouth reached his house, he would still be able to recognize! Hahahahahaha!” septi.
Fatimah's mother immediately shook her head inexhaustibly. Septi, who sometimes does look like a person who does not think.
“Es Gepluk cap Elephant Sit! Ice Gepluk cap Elephant Sit. In an impromptu tremor, three thousand!” say Hajj sir who just came and this time on foot.
The effect of the greeting style of the Hajj sir is done like a round meatball, Septi immediately laughed.
“Es gepluk what is ice while doing anyway, this is Sep?” continue Mr. Haji while looking at the Septi trading table.
“Important buy Pak Gede. But it should be ice-clapping, I'm gepluk-gepluk, not me sembuduk!” obviously Septi while inserting the ice crumple results gepluknya into the blender to be smoothed to make it smoother.
“Yes already, try me buy the one that is sitting. Let your head break with ice, hahahaha!” reply Pak Haji and make Fatimah's mother who wears a black veil, quietly become to hold a smile.
“If my head breaks, yes I am not a sale, Mr Gede!” reply Septi who also laughed and was immediately greeted with laughter by Pak Haji until they stole the attention. Some people arrive.
“Come bought-to-buy ice gepluknya. Who did not buy into hell who bought into heaven!” shouted Pak Haji then related that many have approached, in addition to those who compact look curious.
Aided septi was promoted to strangled. Moreover, after all, the sentence Pak Haji who for promotion just now is a sentence that Septi really wants to say. But the effect of suppressing excessive laughter, Septi became no energy to beat his ice cubes using a hammer. In fact, Septi ended up sitting down.
“Nah, right. Truly ice gepluk cap elephant sitting!” ledek Pak Haji laughed again. This time, some of the people around them also laughed and of course laughed at Septi.
In the morning before noon because it is now around ten o'clock, the atmosphere of the market is hot and crowded, becoming more and more the effect of the joke Pak Haji and Septi. But because of that too, so many are curious then choose to buy.
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“Duh, thaw this? If melting means like my heart, melting to become a traveler love!” haji continued, who finally laughed again.
Arum and Kalsum's mother were not so disturbed by Mr. Haji, before the man finally called the ice as a Septi sale.
“Yesterday it ran out of here, the Septi made this right away. It's a miracle, right?” continued Pak Haji. “Nih, I have a picture of him when he sells. I make WA status also so that more and more people know thankfully buy too!”
Arum immediately looked seriously at the phone screen of Haji sir. In addition there is a figure that is suspected to be Septi, next to him there is also Fatimah's mother who sells fried food while carrying Sepri.
“Mbah, that's Sepri, right? Healthy, right, she?” tanya Arum who has started to enjoy ice made by Septi.
“Oh, Supret jun-nior? Healthy him, moved with Septi just stay healthy. But it's more the same mother Fatimah favorite widow anyway! Close to her grandmother!” reply to Haji sir.
“Allah, all widows are beloved!” sindir Kalsum's mother started enjoying the ice as well.
Mr. Haji immediately laughed and suddenly remembered Widy, just because they were discussing the widow.
“It's delicious. Sometimes when I go there, I stop by Mbah. Want to buy directly bring mas Kala!” said Arum still enjoying the ice while keeping an eye on the steps of the son who was busy pacing around there.
“Iya, just stop by. Its location near the regular market of Fatimah's mother's favorite widow sales!” said Mr. Haji who then gave a bag of fried food sales Fatimah mother. “This fried. There's a syringe, there's ..”
“Sempol, Mbah ... not semprul. If that was that!” said Kalsum's mother deliberately corrected and then asked Haji sir to sit down so as not to be busy pacing indistinctly like Aidan.
After sitting down, Haji immediately asked about Widy to Arum.
“Hah? Who would I know if I had a widow sister?” Arum until he chokes the new ice he will swallow. The mother-in-law immediately worried and then hurriedly gave her a bottle of drinking water.
“Danger if Pak Haji gets to know Widy! There is live Widy directly not calm!” batin Arum immediately worried and as much as possible trying to secure the privacy of the younger brother. Yes, not himself but Widy who was made the third wife of Pak Haji? Miris is Widy's fate.
“His brother Arum, Mbah. The woman has gone to East Java because her home is there!” said Kalsum's mother.
“Well, how come?” pak Haji suddenly sad because his target widow impressed only delusion. “But said Septi, Arum's sister who is female. She looks like Arum, beautiful, hardworking, and kind of bohay!” he thought he was going to find out again. “Try me to find out to Angga. Initially buy nuggets, but all about Widy!” he thought that he finally felt excited again.
“If Mbah wants it there's Mamake Arum. Mamake Arum is also a widow. But it seems also will not want to be the same Pak Haji because Mamake Arum wants to be a true widow! I really don't want a traveler to love her!” said Kalsum's mother.
However, the brain of the traveler love Pak Haji immediately agile, asking for the address of Arum mamake who Pak Haji believes lives in one house with Arum's widowed sister and Pak Haji know, named Widy.