The Retaliation of a Wife Considered a Household Parasite
249: Halal Honeymoon at Once Worship
“Good rickshaw same delman only to have to go to Yogyakarta, .. y'all this well, tacky! In the same district the front market is also still a lot! Ckckckck!” said Mr. Haji deliberately hit1na Kalandra entourage who suddenly invited him to communicate via video telephone.
Pak Haji sat down on the bench in front of the Septi contract which is still his residence. With a plate of fried bananas and a large glass of sweet tea made by Fatimah's mother, the breakfast was absolutely perfect.
“This view. After halal breakfast, stay breakfast that makes the stomach full!” said Pak Haji deliberately showed off the breakfast in question. Across there, Kalandra who pointed the camera at the group who had just descended from the delman and rickshaw, immediately laughed.
“Means Septi really will have a sister, yes, Mbah?” asked Kalandra who laughed.
Haji immediately blushed in embarrassment. “Just pray, .. who knows I really can have a successor Musafir Cinta besides Ojan!”
“If the descendants of Fatimah's mother are not going to be blessed to be the next generation of love travelers, anyway!” arum comments while eating a warm wingko across there. Jailnya Kalandra who directs the camera to the wife who commented, the man also did not hesitate to stick the cheek to the cheek Arum followed by Kalandra who immediately dyed the gummy next to the cheek Arum.
The envious Pak Haji did not hesitate to point the middle finger of his left hand at Kalandra. But there is, instead of being angry or at least offended, Kalandra actually so can not stop laughing.
“S-honey ... Dear. That was yesterday there was just a marriage, but how the honeymoon just went out of the subdistrict, well, not until out of town?” said Kalandra deliberately became a stove for Hajj sir.
“Pak Lawyer made because, yes! If I get to go to another country how?” reply Pak Haji.
“Yes even good if it's true, Mbah! Bring a new wife, don't forget. Who knows really so get a boy!” reply Kalandra deliberately challenging.
“Mi Umi ... Mi, here, Mi! Here, we'll talk about honeymoon again. Halal honeymoon bin worship!” exclaimed Pak Haji and made Kalandra busy withholding laughter with Arum.
Soon, Fatimah's mother, who was carrying a basin filled with fried material, came out. “What's up?” he asked while staring inexhaustibly thought the husband who was so a hobby whining spoiled to him.
“Umi ... Fatimah UMI. He said the Mbah wanted to take Umi on a honeymoon abroad. Umi want to not? Get ready, just wait for the hajj. Ask for a Hajj on your honeymoon. Halal worship right?” kalandra said from across the street.
Fatimah's mother who listened immediately shook her head inexhaustibly. “You're the same when you're joking!”
Across the street, Kalandra laughed again. “But Ibu Fatimah would like to, ride Haj, mumpung atmosphere fitting?”
What Kalandra had just said managed to knock the heart of a Fatimah mother. The desire really grew, but suddenly he buried because he realized it could not be.
Aware of the wife so silent, but silence even shrouded a lot of sadness, Pak Haji deliberately reprimanded. “Mi, ... Umi wants? If so, want to umrah first, what directly Hajj? If Hajj is required to register first, most next year. So Umi increasingly tented his prayer, pray Mbah to stay healthy let us both to the land!” he said softly, trying to seduce his wife. But because from across there Kalandra even terbahak, he deliberately made his phone as an odd *4****.
“S-honey .. This camera leads to where?” kalandra's voice sounded confused.
“Not knowing, Mas. It's dark gini, but it's like the fabric of Haji's holster,” Arum replied in a voice no less confused.
“Sit, Mi. Here sit. Today too, Mbah takes care of Hajj what is common. If you can, just hajj directly,” refer Pak Haji again.
Fatimah's mother just sorted because she wanted to umrah or take the Hajj as directed by Kalandra.
After Fatimah's mother sat down, Haji deliberately took her mobile phone. Mr. Haji directly pointed his cellphone camera at his togetherness and Fatimah's mother. “Tomorrow when we umrah or take Hajj, we will directly call or record the video for you. We will ride camels!”
“Questions directly encok if until you go upin!” kalandra laughed again.
“Mother Fatimah, .. here join. Behind us is Borobudur! The air here if early in the morning gini seger really! There is still a lot of fog!” said Arum who then took control of his phone to direct his camera around, until their entourage including his children who were with Mr. Sana and mother Kalsum, highlighted.
“Actually a really big peeper, Ms. Arum. The problem is still Anggun ngawasin, right,” reply mother Fatimah honestly.
“Indeed it's human again, Mom?” asked Arum and this time immediately sounded sewot.
Fatimah's mother sighed softly at once. “Now it has become diligent. Prayers are always on time too, but that is, there is a want. Anggun has a crush on Doctor Andri. The fear of the doctor Andrinya because of being kept on. That was yesterday also he said, there was a female patient who was in 4muk Anggun because of Anggun jealousy, as if Anggun was her partner doctor Andri.”
Arum who had immediately put on an uncomfortable face immediately shook his head inexhaustibly. “Then I'm so concerned, yeah, Mom. I was suspicious too. Actually there is a disorder or basically fitting brain division, he truant?”
“Hahaha ... Mother Lawyer. For the first time, your taflon moves mentally and has no effect. Let alone taflon, dukkun sakti mandra useful course, like not able if the fight against the class Anggun who is full of confusion!” Mr. Haji had trouble ending his laughter.
Fatimah's mother gradually set aside a basin of fried material, put it on the bottom of the bench afraid Sepri or Ojan came and even made a toy because two days in a row, it really happened.
“This is his agreement we give him one week. If one week from yesterday he didn't change for the better either, we agreed we didn't want to accept him anymore. I purposely gave him the opportunity to go to the next time because I knew the meaning of the opportunity was extraordinary. Even before that, I was not a good person. Even now, I am still learning to be a good person. Only, if the opportunity we continue to give even he is a trivial, I include people here also can not continue to be repotinated,” explained Fatimah's mother.
From across the street, Arum was already nodding in concern amid the woman's eloquent gaze looking extremely concerned.
“But the original loh, if I were Andri would also be afraid. Chased by the bar-bar people never think. Suh, do not let the 4muk-raging agenda until it repeats!” kalandra's comments later to ask the development of the relationship Septi and Andri doctor, but the middle-aged couple asked, compact shook his head.
“That's it, Septi really doesn't want to marry again. Even Anggun who continues to pepet si Andri. Hahahaha!” sergeant Pak Haji who again had difficulty laughing. Especially when Anggun who has been wearing clothes to the rice fields comes with thick makeup on his face that does not blend with the color of the skin Anggun because it passes dirty.
“So your artist, Nggun ... Ngunn! Here, my photo!” said Mr. Haji in between his laughter.
“Do not go to Haji. I dare to dance and this is only for Doctor Andri!” Gracefully timidly used both of her hands to cover her face.
While watching, both Arum and Kalandra are still adorning the phone screen of Hajj sir, also Fatimah's mother who is still there, immediately Istighfar while shaking his mind inexhaustibly.