The Retaliation of a Wife Considered a Household Parasite
225: Still Atmosphere of Eid
“It is difficult to be a widower, just eat no one masakin. Especially if you sleep, boro-boro is mistaken*onin!” Mr. Haji deliberately sang in a loud voice when he caught Andri doctor coming home with Nissa and also Mr. Erdi.
“Pardon be born and inner, Mbah!” said Dr. Andri who is already immune to the plunge of Mr. Haji.
Mr. Haji who was around in the front yard of the contract, immediately busy shaking his head while crossing his hands like a super hero will change. “Don't apologize first, Doctor Sir! Because I want to make more sins to the Doctor. Only later after I am satisfied making sins, we stay halalbihalal!” sure sir Haji. “Yuk eat same opor ketupat first. Fatimah's mother's favorite widow makes an opor that feels good like her beauty!”
Doctor Andri and the papah reflexively resisted their resistance.
“But even though the mamah is good at cooking, well, Doc. Septi really minus cooking. He's just a good foodie, let's sit the same ban*ting, he has energy!” said Mr. Haji who then said, “Ayok .. ayok, come to the house. The others and no events outside happened to have joined Yuk Nissa. Later Mr. Haji give you a fat envelope, but not as fat as Septi, yes!”
No matter how bad Mr. Haji is in his attitude, in fact the man has a good side to others who deserve thumbs up. Doctor Andri who initially all-rounded, but had to live a life that was lacking, always felt full at every receiving the kindness of the old man.
“Ciee Septi direct deg-degan because doctor Andri came!” ledek Pak Haji on Septi who was eating opor at the dining table with other family members.
Septi shakes inexhaustibly. “Pak Gede ih, just plain why!”
“Lah, the usual should be you. That's why it's so crying?” reply Pak Haji to look at Septi's face. The widow whom he had considered to be his own child was indeed crying.
“This spiciness Mr. Gede. Thanks for the connection mostly!” sebal Septi is still mostly.
Doctor Andri took a glass of sweet warm tea, then gave it to Septi.
“Ciiee .. ciee .. cieee! Fuiwitt!” Pak Haji heboh, even though the seduced is ordinary.
“Drinking do not ice water continues because instead of subsiding, drinking ice water even makes the spiciness of the effect increases!” said Dr. Andri. “Keep if it is too spicy, do not continue fear even make your stomach not strong.”
Septi nodded. Still relaxed because Septi knows, Andri's doctor is a typical good person who will always be good to anyone, including Septi. The bluff that Mr. Haji did, did not work at all.
They eat at the same table. Round table made of thick glass and accompanied directly by the two wives of Hajj sir.
“Gini tablets, Doc. I see, the doctor will open the practice in rented. How about if I make a clinic, keep Doctor Andri who takes care?” said mr. Haji.
Hearing that, the heart of doctor Andri seemed to be separated from his proper position. Happy, Doctor Andri really feels it.
“Not to be asked, Mr. Gede. It has been directly made in the clinic by Dr. Andrinya. Surely guaranteed forward clinic. Later if not forward, I help you advance by not carrying the clinic!” septi said, then laughed.
“Then, okay, yes?” said Pak Haji make sure and really semringah.
Doctor Andri immediately nodded and couldn't help but say thank you.
“Sama-sama, Doc. Let us both go forward, well!” said Mr. Haji very cheerful. “Come, spent, but the container and the cart don't! Afraid of worms in sakratulmaut can not grind because it is too hard!” Again, he laughed.
Septi who had been weak because he was busy laughing, deliberately pulled out his phone. He checked his WA application, until he discovered the status of WA Arum.
“See, Mr Gede!” heboh Septi showed off his phone decorated with WA Arum status and contained photos of Lebaran Arum family complete with entourage from Jakarta.
“Arrrrghhh!” Mr. Haji was immediately hysterical, unable to see the screen of Septi's phone. However, the man still stole the opportunity to glance at the screen of Septi's phone. “That's Widy, right? Why is it so pretty!”
Mr. Haji was so upset. “Why do my dream widows get more tempting every time they marry another man!”
“Pak Gede is indeed pekok!” said Septi who then ngakak while carrying his opor bowl away from there.
“Widy is really happy. Thank goodness this is what I want. It's not a shame that I forced her with me. There must be a miserable life, let alone a mamah who automatically does not stay still!” inner doctor Andri.
“Disusulin only, do not be confused. Let all kalahbihalal!” reprimanded Fatimah's mother who occasionally fed Sepri and this time he let her sit alone next to him.
“Hah? You ask to be memorized, Fat? Come directly to KUA with other bride-to-be who are already in line!” said Mr. Haji suddenly excitedly staring at the black veiled woman in front of him.
Fatimah's mother immediately shook her head. He was used to getting the seduction of the hajj pak. So the seduction that this time he deliberately regarded as the wind.
“Sep, would you like to join Lebaran to Kalandra's house? Later we will go there rame-rame by car, but you sit on the roof to be safe 'do not make others constriction!” continued Pak Haji deliberately shouted because Septi was concocting new opor, at the buffet table next door.
“But before put on the car, given salt first well, Pal Gede. The salt used is crooked, so be a human salty!” septi said just relax.
“It seems that if you become a swipe (salted fish) it tastes really good well, Sep! Than being a wife! Hahahaha!” haji sir's reply is no longer upset. Although every time he recalled the photos of Widy and Secretary Lim who were very romantic, he again became seriously upset.
In the end, they actually visited the residence of Kalandra's parents. Pak Haji to bring his two wives. While Septi invited though not to be placed on the roof of the car like the initial plan, deliberately brought the child and the mother.
Doctor Andri is also no less breastfed. The man deliberately drove his motorbike, carrying the papah he held in the back, as well as Nissa who he held a bonceng in front of him, to the residence of Kalandra's parents for halalbihalal with a group of Hajj pak.