The Retaliation of a Wife Considered a Household Parasite
114: Rungkad
“Saiki I wis consciously .. too jero love you ...”
The sound of a storm that belonged to Mr. Haji just immediately welcomed the presence of Arum who came out to accompany the husband, to go to work. This morning, the two lovebirds were immediately stunned by the work of the Hajj sir who brought two pan caps. The two lids of the pot continued to be pocked at each other, regardless of the man jogging in front of the gate.
“Trivial pitch, tested koe sing most dear, koe mbojo mbi lanangan lyo, tego tenan
alas-dear!” lantun pak Haji's.
Kalandra's not angry. Even the man was hard-earned to hold his laughter. While occasionally glancing at Haji sir who was still engrossed in dangdutan, Kalandra gradually ducked. Unmitigated, he pied Arum's short arm, went in there only to stick his lips on the wife's stomach while whispering, “Amit-amit. Whiskey, Deck. Papah won't be angry anymore. Papah wants to be a better person so that we all, equally healthy and also facilitated sustenance.”
Only then did Arum realize that the perfume of Pak Haji was increasingly unfriendly in his sense of smell. He started to get a bit nauseous and so worried about Kalandra who was still in control of cravings. But for some reason, her husband even buried his face in his stomach. Still flat, his stomach is so dear. How are you doing if it's too big?
Kalandra gradually stood led by his wife.
“This, I'm not paid?” ask Pak Haji confused, and happened to be new to sing at the same time jogednya.
Kalandra who still wears a white mask decorated with some therapeutic scent stickers, gradually looked at Haji sir. “Oh, does ngamen?” He ensures. Haji sir who looked back at him, hurriedly nodded.
“Iya, good for breakfast. However, my breakfast is enough to see the smile of the Arum deck anyway,” said Pak Haji blushed glancing at Arum.
“Then the way, means until the angel of death picks up, Pak Haji will be hungry because my wife's smile will never spill a bit for other men, let alone Pak Haji!” kalandra Sergah.
“Don't takabur so, you're Mr. Lawyer. Gini-gini, I am a traveler of love who should, Mr. Lawyer glorify!” reply to Haji sir.
Kalandra held her laughter while shaking. “Musafir love, ... continue, it's the lid of whose pot?”
“Take it in the kitchen wife, let's make war weapons get the wife of people!” reply Hajj again.
Apart from the behavior of the increasingly adorable Haji sir, Kalandra deliberately asked Septi news, and said the man followed his wife.
“His father Septi was really in jail, no?” Kalandra initially had sex, but the man realized his accompanying wife had become unemployed. Therefore, he deliberately grasped one hand Arum using both hands while listening to the story of the Hajj sir.
Prahaang!
The jealous Pak Haji saw the hand of Kalandra and Arum, deliberately kicking the two pancakes. Kalandra especially Arum almost hangs because of it. In fact, the sandals on Arum's right foot had a reflex to float about the pilgrims pak Haji.
“I want breakfast your smile, loh, Dek Arum. Not slippers that make mumet gini!” moaning Pak Haji while scowling spoiled. He rubbed his jidat's anxiety which was instantly purple-black.
“Already, just answer my husband's question. How is the real news of Septi's parents' relationship,” Arum's tirade to Pak Haji.
“They are all three, there is no separation. There is no divorce because it is in the cage, does not want to be divorced. Polygamy is beautiful, .. sharing love is beautiful, right? The Yusuf also did not become imprisoned because he would help the ransom in the cage.”
Arum deliberately interrupted the speech of Mr. Haji, “I mean the one in the cage, who, anyway, Mbah?”
“Yes the Fat, come on, Deck. In the sickle cage, right, he?” reply Pak Haji with his rest.
Hearing that, Arum immediately shook his head inexhaustibly. Not to forget, he used his free hand and not to hold Kalandra, to stroke his stomach. “Amit-amit.”
“Set the Joseph sir, really hands off to the Septi?” kalandra Sergah.
“Urusan Septi, yes dependents of her husband. According to religion alone is it, the daughter who is married, it is the dependency of her husband,” reply Pak Haji is still relaxed.
While removing the link next to her mask, Kalandra said, “If the daughter is married, but polygamous with her husband, and her husband does not want to take responsibility again, this is what is his business, Mbah?”
Pak Haji was immediately confused because however, what Kalandra said just now, similar to the fate of his wives.
While staring at and facing the wife, Kalandra deliberately said goodbye. “Ya already, Yang. I'm leaving first. Later if Aidan is awake, send the video, yes.”
“One is enough, loh, Mbah! So happy, not too complicated! Another thrill-seeker, yes take the honeymoon continues,” show off Kalandra while stroking Arum's arm until he embraced his back.
Pak Haji snorted limply. “Times yes, I have to divorce while God hates divorce a lot.”
“Nobody asked Mbah for divorce. Because if it has already had more than one wife, in addition to the obligation to always be fair, automatically the responsibility of Mbah is also heavier. The wife doesn't just need to be married. A kind of inner birth is also mandatory to be fulfilled. Especially if you see Mbah who is this early already here.” Arum spoke at length, as Kalandra's hands were also more busy stroking next to his arms.
“Sekaya any, if Mbah can not focus let alone Mbah can not give a good example to the family Mbah, MBAH!” obviously Arum who then decided to enter the house because Kalandra had asked him to enter.
Kalandra Mesem took off Arun's back. The smile he still shared with Haji, as he opened his own gate padlock.
“My fingers let Dek Arum also love me, dong!” sergeant Pak Haji is excited.
“Nadjeez! Wong's wife kok divided,” reply Kalandra who then wear her helmet.
Prahaang!
It was Haji who returned to the lid of his pancakes, the success of Kalandra surprised. The new calandra will guide the motor gedenya reflex chatter.
“Here home. Don't be noisy, Aidan is still sleeping and is still cool!” namel Kalandra while guiding her motorcycle.
“Everything if you're a child, don't be loved by your sister first. It's called sundulen, so it's easy to get sick just like sawan!” hajj sir's reply this time advising.
“Then yes, I love his sister, fitting Aidan the age of Mbah? Yes less is more, Mbah. I wish I had a lot of kids!” Kalandra Reply.
Haji sir directly kepo. “Indeed a day, can up to how many times?”
Hearing that, the new Kalandra put down her motor immediately held back her laughter. He knows what Hajj means.
“Ditakoni old wong kok even cengar-cengir that!” namel Pak Haji was so curious about Kalandra who was ready to go.
Kalandra smiled as she looked at Pak Haji who looked more curious. He was ready on his bike, and the motorbike engine was immediately heated.
“Gini!” firmly Kalandra showed off the five fingers of her right hand.
“Ah, halu, surely it's mah!” said the previous Haji sir, had been shocked.
Kalandra held back her laughter. “Mbah lost, right, although Mbah's wife, there are many?”
Haji was busy shaking. “No way, it must be halu!”
“That pestle is Mbah! Why also I halu, same wife and there is a time.”
“Oh, means five if more time. If not much time, how much?”
“There home, why talk about gini.”
“Marketing yes, answer first. This old man asked.”
“Pas like this, admit that he is old.”
“Pak Lawyer!”
“Ya Alloh, Mbah. Routine two to three times. Already there home, practice same wife yourself!” Kalandra left Pak Haji while shaking her head in an inexhaustible manner.
Mr. Haji looked up at Kalandra's departure. “Two to three times this routine. This is awesome!” So in disbelief, Haji reflexively dropped both of his panc caps. In that instant he was also surprised and jumped and then scolded the two whom he looked furious.