The Retaliation of a Wife Considered a Household Parasite
216: Substitute Widow
When visiting the restaurant, Arum felt there was less because after all, there were traces of togetherness.
Arum found traces of his family there. Though not even five days, but the effect of Widy's phone error, they have not been able to talk again through video calls. Together with Azzura and Azzam, he oversaw the atmosphere of the upper floor which began to be inhabited by visitors. There's Aidan and Kalsum's mother there too. They were waiting for the return of Kalandra and Mr. Sana, but the one who came was even Hajj sir.
“Here there are no widows, why Mbah still traveling?” tangent Kalsum's mother while feeding Aidan because the boy was starving, not strong waiting for Kalandra and Mr. Sana. Especially at their desks, the dining menu for Aidan was already available.
“Who knows if anyone wants to be a widow or even double themselves, Miss DPR!” reply Haji sir who then sat next to Arum.
“Download yourself for the sake of batteries that are not clear and if you can also directly mopped? Really need to rethink!” sewot Kalsum's.
“Yes yes, really have to rethink. Think again why I have not known for a long time continue to marry me! Hahaha!” the response of the Hajj sir made Kalsum's mother respond with sewot.
“Oh, yes, Rum. Two more weeks will my grandson want circumcision,” continued Pak Haji.
When Arum immediately listened seriously, not with Kalsum's mother who instead asked, “Yang circumcision is really grandchild, what is Mbah Haji?”
“Goodoo. If I get circumcised again, that's over. I will wear a skirt later. Wear lipen and automatic one gang same as Dawn and Wariyem!” reply Pak Haji and immediately make the mother of Kalsum and Arum who are in total turmoil, widened.
“But it seems funny, Mbah if Mbahnya wear skirt. Wear lipen—lipstick. Keep the clothes that make the wind!” respond to mother Kalsum.
“Kayaknya directly so wariyem dream is yes!” reply Pak Haji proudly and immediately make the laughter of Kalsum's mother more so-so.
“Be a moment, don't joke. It's really serious, it's kind of a new breakthrough. Gini, Rum. The intention of my heart wants me to convey, to you who I once loved so much. Suddenly sing!” Pak Haji who had asked Arum especially Mother Kalsum silent, even lying alone.
“OK, .. Now I'm serious. I intend to rent this restaurant for a grandchild reception. Because the invited guests were decent, I deliberately asked the kicker. So, if the guest runs out of the yard continues to finish eating, the kicker immediately ends. Kick the guest who has been done well, let's not stay here for long. It's not so narrow!” obviously haji sir.
Arum and Kalsum's mother still can't be completely serious because both of them are still busy holding back laughter.
After clearing his throat to muffle his laughter, Arum said, “If you really want some kind of reception, it can be conditioned, Mbah!”
“What matters is the money, Mbah. There's a price, there's a good. In front of the restaurant can be arranged. Decorated kayaks in hotels pass Mbak Arum same Mas Kala nawatan,” sure mother Kalsum.
“About, that'll cost you what, Rum? Mrs DPR? You see if only ten million, I .. lemes because I want hundreds of millions! Hahaha!” Haji again laughed.
“Bogged!” sindir kalsum's mother.
“Later all in total, yes. Thank goodness there are beautiful widows! Rent a restaurant, get a bonus beautiful widow!” haji continued getting more excited.
“Janda again, widow again!” sebala Kalsum's mother who then returned to focus on feeding Aidan.
“If Mbah does want, we will discuss it with my husband. Same papah my in-laws also to be more directed,” said Arum.
What Mr. Haji said just now made Kalsum's mother cry withholding laughter.
“Bu DPR, Miss DPR why? This is not a flying fish soap! This novel show is deliberately made funny so that the fast gets more excited!” sure Mr. Haji laughed at Kalsum's mother.
“The Messiah is outrageous. Septi elephant yes time. That's the context, Mbah equates Septi with elephants!” reply to Kalsum's mother.
“Lah, the reality is that too. Septi is still like an elephant even though he has dropped five kilos!” sure sir Haji.
“So this is serious, well, Mbah? Later there will be additional Septi made a special place means to be more elegant,” said Arum who in his heart has immediately thanked. Not expecting, people who always make a tantrum even become the first person to create new breakthroughs in his restaurant business. The dining house will be rented just like a restaurant let alone a famous hotel!
“Place in particular do not grave, well, Rum. You see I have not prepared the shroud for the Septi!” hajj, who laughed again this time. However, both Kalsum and Arum's mother immediately shook her head inexhaustibly.
“This who wants circumcision, will later become a prospective traveler Love devotee widow. The fire of the widow's worshipers will not die! Most later he rations in the novel Mas Aidan, well, Mas!” said Haji lag.
With the laughter finally subsiding, Arum's phone rang. Ringing incoming video call sign. From the new number, and Arum has no intention of picking it up. Even though it repeated three times, Arum still let it go.
“Now there are many scams with various modes,” said Ms. Kalsum.
“This, Rum. Let me answer. If the intention is not true, let me send a prayer reply!” sure sir Haji.
“Direct fainting like that party if you see the face that comes out, even the face of Mbah!” kalsum's mother's comments were again broken.
“Fainting, ... fainting party there!” lirih Pak Haji eagerly received Arum's phone.
Together with the mother-in-law, Arum became serious listening. Mr. Haji has answered immediately, making Arum's phone screen decorated with other images.
“Hallo, assalamualaikum?”
“Heh, my ex-jandaku!” mr. Haji was immediately excited because the one who called really Widy.
“Innalilahi, .. kok Mbah hajj?” reply Widy.
“Numbered, Dy. I'm not dead yet. But left out of marriage let alone migrate to Jakarta with you, I almost lost my direction. Especially until now, I have not found a surrogate widow! Gini look, Dy. I have two more weeks of fasting. I invite you and I have to come. The show at your Ma'am's restaurant. If you do not come, I send a call*luh from now!” said Pak Haji directly heboh.
Widy was busy with laughter.
“Don't laugh, you! You are more beautiful when you laugh. I'll have more mo-op on her!” pak Haji protest.
A waitress arrives and informs Arum that there are guests looking for Arum. Although he did not feel like making an appointment, Arum still met the guest in question. A middle-aged woman and her face are very memorized Arum even though they rarely meet. The woman stood next to the cashier, looking down at the anger from her sharp gaze and her lips. Lasmi's mother, Bilqis' mother. The woman was the guest in question.