The Retaliation of a Wife Considered a Household Parasite
147: A Musafir of Love Blinded by a Widow's Enchantment
“Dek Arum's. Today the Musafir of Love will be the defender of truth and the exterminator of injustice!” said Mr. Haji who was sitting waiting in the front seat of the Arum restaurant.
“Haji sir ate wrong? How about that, tumben?” ask Arum to make sure.
Haji immediately shook his head. “No, anyway. His intentions were sincerely hollow Septi. Let his father think! If you can move his brain let it be in the nose. Let him act again, really easy, just push what a princess!”
Kalandra direct mesem. “Oh, .. means Mr. Haji wants to be Wiro Sableng! Or even the old man who blinded the widow?” kalandra Goda who came with Arum.
Until this moment, Kalandra still holds the left hand of the woman. They only came together because Aidan was taken by Kalandra's parents to attend an office event.
Arum was silent for a moment and indeed to ponder. “Make marriage necessary, well, sir? Septi wants to marry and his father must be his guardian, right?” guess it.
“Well, yes right!” sergeant Pak Haji is excited. “You are confused too, no, why would Dawn want to marry the Septi? Is he also a Musafir of Love blinded by the charm of a widow? But daftar, ... charm Widow? Judging from which angle, Septi looks mesmerizing?” Thinking that, Haji sir suddenly dizzy. “Wis, wiss, utekku ra gutuk go mikrnane. Already, my brain does not arrive if I think about it. Indeed love can make a sudden genius like Dawn to Septi, anyway!”
“Where is the person? What's Haji riding, anyway? How is the motor usually not in the parking lot?” reply Kalandra still laughed.
“Car jack dong. Ride the motorbike yes the address of the tire anchor the parts! Want to ngerogoh sukmo is not able!” said Mr. Haji who then said, “Know for yourself right now Septi is too sexy?!”
Arum and Kalandra laughed.
“Omong-by the way, which son? Time yes, that sexy does not look?” tanya Kalandra was still laughing. “What has not come? Find his father Septi, today too, right?”
“Yes it's in the car. Again strict diet he let slim fast. Therefore do not want to stop by afraid of being tempted he said!” reply Pak Haji who again makes Kalandra and Arum laugh. “I was afraid yesterday, if he still does not want to diet, I gift him a shroud for ijab kabulnya!”
The last sentence of Pak Haji made Arum and Kalandra laugh until limp. Arum immediately went to the toilet and indeed peed because he laughed at the words of Mr. Haji. Kalandra who is still a standby husband also immediately participated.
“Ya already I also want to say goodbye. Breakfast is over!” said Mr. Haji hastily pampit as well.
Kalandra who can still hear the ramblings of Pak Haji deliberately behind the body, “Don't forget to pay!”
“Innallilahiiiiiii,” said Mr. Haji reflexly patted his bald eel. “Yakin, almost forgot to pay.” He smiled innocently to Kalandra and the manly cashier there.
“Almost, what is the intention?” reply Kalandra between joking but serious too. Because on several occasions, the cashier there reported that Mr. Haji forgot to pay. Fortunately when the next day comes and then reminded, Haji sir wants to pay immediately until they do not have to download the loss.
“Original sir Lawyer, I really forgot!” mister Haji exclaimed still smiling innocently while taking his wallet out of the pocket of the back material pants, black color.
“Well that, so I am a marriage partner also your wife, let me also carelessly born and inner even to overdose!” sure Pak Haji and directly sprayed Kalandra. “That your wife is an all-rounder. As for mine, many but all can not, maje-manje confused himself so!”
After his business with Kalandra was finished, Pak Haji instead became worried to Septi. In the passenger seat, Septi looked very limp and sweaty at the same time pale. Maybe because usually, Septi hours have repeatedly eaten, while now, Septi even fasts.
“If you lemes gini, how will you meet your father? What is not a rampage and make him know gejrot, you even fainted continue to be wrestled until the railroad continues to be hit by a train! Turn left into hell, the title. Keep the subtitles, suffering fat women who are dieting because it is even directly to the afterlife!” said Mr. Haji who decided to buy packaged rice. “Shortly wait a minute, I bought rice first at the Arum stall so you don't mampus!”
“But Mr. Gede, I'm on a diet!” rengek Septi is helpless. Although it is limp like a sick person and just sit, he got to curl up, for the sake of slim he really wants to continue his diet.
“Diet what? Ah you suck, ah. Nothing can't be. Worse than my wives, when you were very young.” After blabbering so, Pak Haji deliberately went and returned to the Arum restaurant.
About fifteen minutes later, Haji returned. Not only rice packs and one bottle of mineral water that the man brought. Because Pak Haji also brought bottled soft drinks.
“Later if you have breakfast, stay ninum it. Let your strength be like a rhinoceros-flavored bull, and just sit your father, tuh direct person K.O! Not even you who K.O. Shame on your body as much as your sins!” said Mr. Haji who was sitting next to the driver.
The driver who listened, the reflex laughed. No different from Septi, he was also given two glass bottles of stamina drinks, in addition to two cigarette slops complete with matches of gasoline.
“Don't sleepy just because your passenger today is less unsightly, Pir!” said Mr. Haji began to lay his back on the backrest where he sat. He tried to find a comfortable sitting position especially the journey is still long. It took about six to seven hours for them to arrive at Magelang.
Septi that immediately filled his mouth with rice wrap and rass is very delicious giving Pak Haji, immediately insinuated. With his mouth full that was difficult to close, he stared at the hajj sir. “Pak Gede ih, a very passionate hobby!”
“Not a hobby because indigestion is indeed the pent-up talent of everyone, including me!” strict sir Haji.
This time Septi didn't care. The fat woman tried to eat right to immediately return to having energy. The reason to Magelang is indeed to demand justice, giving the father a lesson. Inevitably, he must be strong. Septi will make the father, battered at once kapok.
“Transaction of your mama, I take care of you how?” ask Mr. Haji while enjoying one cigarette. He stared at Septi from the rearview mirror above him.
Septi stared at Haji from the same rearview mirror. “Kayak is so worried, Mr. Gede. But like Mamah is still a household trauma especially if you have to live with lots of honey!”
“But I like you very much. She is diligent and smart just like Arum!” said Pak Haji who then said, Septi lost far when compared to the mama especially when compared to Arum.
"You have a lot to learn from them. You see if the husband is full, he also will not snack kayak me. The reason I am still a traveller of love and wandering around looking for Widows is also because of this!” continued Pak Haji and immediately made Septi contemplate seriously.
Septi was worried, after getting married later, Dawn turned to the heart of another woman. Especially if Septi remains a bully like now.